The fight that ensued was an explosive one. Wonder Woman went straight for Thor with a fierce uppercut that caught the Norseman off guard. Iron Man went straight for Batman, who somehow managed to jump out of his way and plant explosives on Iron Man's suit.
"Whoo! Yay for fighting!" Deadpool exclaimed as he stayed seated in his lawn chair, looking on as the heroes started fighting one another.
Hulk went after Superman, Black Canary after Black Widow, and Green Arrow and Hawkeye didn't know what to do. Martian Manhunter attacked Captain America, and the League and Avengers were fighting.
Hawkeye looked at Green Arrow, who then chuckled nervously and ran away. "Hey!" Hawkeye yelled, chasing after his counterpart to see what the man was doing.
"Whoo! Go Avengers! Show these DC idiots just how better Marvel is!" Deadpool cheered on, and suddenly yelped as Iron Man was thrown to his left. "Shit! Are you okay Tony?"
Iron Man's face-plate opened, and the man was glaring at Deadpool. "Gee... I don't know Deadpool. Being blown up from the back and having a crazy Bat attacking me isn't going to make me feel bad!" He exclaimed sarcastically, but Deadpool only smiled.
"Oh, good. I was worried you were in real pain!"
Tony groaned and fell back, then quickly placed his face-plate back when he saw the Bat jumping towards him. "Deadpool! I need you to do something really important!"
And Deadpool suddenly stood straight, his hand on his forehead as if in a salute. "Sir, yes, sir!"
Tony sighed, then blasted the Bat in mid-air, which halted him for a while. "You have to find Wally, Deadpool!"
"But Colonel Tiddlywinks, The Justice Dorks want their Kid Flasher! What if this mission is a suicide mission?"
And a Batarang invited itself into Iron Man's chest plate. Iron Man quickly threw it away and watched it explode, eyes wide as he stared at the Bat. "Are you trying to kill me?!"
"No. Just seriously maim you." Batman answered, then looked at Deadpool. "Captain Deadpool, do not listen to Colonel Tiddlywinks. He wants to send you to your death."
Deadpool gasped and looked at Iron Man with wide eyes. "Colonel Tiddlywinks! How could you?"
"You don't die, Deadpool! Even if it is a suicide mission, you'll live!" Iron Man yelled, then turned to Batman. "You're dead, Bat!"
With that he rushed Batman, this time catching him unprepared. All the while the fight continued, Deadpool gasped. "You're right, Colonel Tiddlywinks! To catch Kid Flasher!" With that he teleported away, making Batman curse at Iron Man.
As everybody continued to fight, Green Arrow and Hawkeye were sitting inside a bathroom of the nearest building, both men looking at each other and wondering what they should do.
"You'll get in big trouble with the League for not fighting." Hawkeye pointed out, all the while Green Arrow only sighed.
"I know... But I can't let Wally be sad! This is the happiest I've seen the kid in ages!"
"Okay... Maybe if we put our heads together we can come up with a plan to get us both out of here without any of us losing credibility." Hawkeye said, then both men started thinking of something that could work.
"I got it!" Green Arrow announced, which made Hawkeye look at him. "But we'll have to be extremely cautious."
"Anything works, Arrow."
"Sergeant Fish-Sticks!" Deadpool gasped as he popped into the Mountain, where the Team was lounging around. "Am I glad to see you!"
Aqualad looked at him, and already used to his insanity because of Wally, sighed. "What happened, Deadpool?"
"It's Captain Deadpool to you, Sergeant Fish-Sticks!" He commanded, then looked around the room to find all of Young Justice staring at him. "Hello, Platoon."
The Atlantean sighed once more, then spoke to Deadpool. "Captain Deadpool, what is wrong?"
"Colonel Tiddlywinks sent me to find Kid Flasher, but I can't find him anywhere!" Deadpool exclaimed.
"Colonel... Tiddlywinks...?"
Robin now spoke up, "I think he means Iron Man, Kaldur."
Kaldur nodded now, then turned to Deadpool once more. "Colonel Tiddlywinks sent you to fetch Kid... Flasher?"
Deadpool nodded rapidly, "But you have not found him yet? Where did you search?"
"Well, I looked under a rock in Australia, Red Hood's various hideouts, I almost got mauled by a polar bear when I searched for him in the thing's cave, then I almost got mauled by The Thing when I searched in his cave, then-"
"Then this idiot forgot to search in Central City." A new voice interrupted, making Deadpool squeal in joy.
"Red Hood! How are you Reddy-Poo?" Deadpool squealed as he jumped on Red Hood, hugging him tightly as the man glared at him through his helmet.
"Get off of me, you idiot!" Red Hood growled, pushing Deadpool off to make him fall down on the floor.
"Jason!" Robin exclaimed, jumping on his older brother now. "How are you?"
"I'm good squirt. How about you?" Red Hood asked, chuckling as he hugged his brother back.
"I'm good." Robin answered, then jumped down to kick Deadpool in the ribs. "My brother."
Deadpool groaned at the kick, then looked behind Red Hood. "Kid Flasher!"
He ran to the tied up Wally, who was glaring at him and all of his teammates. "Why's he so tied up, Red Hood?" M'gann asked, floating towards Wally before Deadpool could touch him.
"Superboy, Aqualad, don't let Deadpool get to him." Red Hood told them, rolling his eyes as the mercenary tried to crawl towards Wally.
"No! I have to get him to Colonel Tiddlywinks!" Deadpool yelled as Superboy and Aqualad hoisted him up, dragging him away towards the temporary holding cells they had in the Mountain.
"Wally, are you okay?" M'gann asked as she stood in front of him, wondering if she should touch him or what.
He only growled and stayed quiet, but that was because his mouth was tapped shut. "Martian, he can't speak right now." Red Hood informed her.
She blushed at this, then turned to Artemis as she spoke. "Where did you find him, Jason?"
Red Hood crossed his arms as he glared at the red headed teen, "He was running around the whole world, most probably 'cause he was pissed. I set a trap in Central and caught him." He shrugged.
"What do we do with him now?" Zatanna asked, walking towards them as she stared at Wally warily. "Are you okay?"
Wally finally sighed and stopped glaring, only to nod. M'gann's eyes glowed green and she smiled. "He's okay, guys. Just needed to blow off some steam after the League and the Avengers made him feels worthless."
Robin nodded, "Well, that seems legit. What do we do with him, though? He clearly doesn't want the League to know he's here and Deadpool is set on taking him back to the Avengers."
"COLONEL TIDDLYWINKS MADE ME!" Deadpool's shout was heard all throughout, then there was a grunt.
"He'll be quiet for now!" Superboy yelled, which led the teens to know that he had knocked Deadpool out.
Jason sighed at the moments of insanity that he was getting used to, then looked at the teens in front of him. "The League doesn't know we're here, so as long as you keep quiet, I think we'll be okay."
Now Rocket spoke up, "How did you get in here? It wasn't through the Zeta Beam..."
"My secret." Jason smirked, then turned to Wally. "You going to behave?"
Wally only nodded, and Jason nodded himself as he worked on untying all of the ropes and unlocking the chains and locks.
"Thank you." Wally said as soon as he had ripped the tape off himself, then he looked at his team. "What's up?"
Yeah... Deadpool's insane, isn't he? Anyways, all shall be explained in the next chapter.
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