SMAAAAACKKKKK. Dont worry, i know u hav al probly wantd 2 hit me for my slow updatin but ive did it for u :) teehhee

now while u read this, ill go nd put an ice-pak on my arm.. :P

"Psssssst over here! Pssssssssssssssssst." Harry was subtly trying to attract the attention of Cormac McLaggen. "Pst. Pst. Pst? Psssssssssssssssssssssssssst. YO, YOU THERE, THE CHAP IN THE BLACK ROBES!"

Everyone in the common room looked at him, as every single one of them was wearing black robes.

"Ahhhh, my choice of words weren't the best were they?" Harry questioned.

"You there in the black robes, with blond hair!" Kneebo shouted.

Most of the common room looked away except for a few blondies.

"Now...how to narrow this down?" Kneebo wondered, tapping his chin with his long, gremlin finger.

"Hey, Cormac Mclaggen! Get over here!" Harry shouted.

Ginny put her head in her hands and muttered, "why didn't we just do that before..? What a waste of a half an hour..."

"What was that Ginny?" Kneebo asked her, his eyes glinting dangerously.

"Nothing..nothing!" Ginny spluttered. "Oh, hi Cormac!"

Cormac was looking a mess, with a black eye and a cut lip. "You called me?" Cormac looked at Harry.

"Yes, we need a favour.." Harry motioned him to sit down.

"Ahh, I knew this day would come, Harry Potter. You want me back on your Quiddich team." He smiled grandly.

"No, Cormac. You need to get over that ok?" Harry shook his head and leaned closer. "What we need you to do is to kiss Hermione."

His mouth fell open and he looked scared. He glanced over his shoulder and lowered his voice, "I..I can't. He already hates me..I can't anger the Ginger Lord any further."

"Did he do that to you?" Ginny motioned to his bruised and battered face.

"No, no..Ron's got people to do that for him. There called Goatee Eaters. The one's who did this to me were Flitwich and Trelawney."

Harry and Ginny felt sorry for him but Kneebo looked impatient. "Get over it, once you kiss Hermione, it will al be over!"

"No, I can't. Look at this." He took a poster out of hie pocket and showed it to them.

ANYONE FOUND TWO METRES BESIDE HERMIONE GRANGER

WILL BE HELD PRISONER BY THE GOATEE EATERS.

Signed:Ron Wealsey, Ginger Lord.

"Looks like someone's getting jealous already...This should be easier than we thought." Kneebo said gleefully.

"Ok...can i go now?" And without listening for an answer, Cormac ran away.

"COWARD!" Kneebo shook his fist after Cormac.

"Now, who are we going to get to kiss her?" Ginny asked.

"I have an idea..." A smile grew across Harry's face. "I know just the person."

ooooohhh times are looking dark for this trio.

Heehee ive just had an idea! you've heard of the golden trio, ye? Wel harry, ginny nd Kneebo are going to be the ginger trio! hahahahah :D

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