"What the hell did you just say?" soul growled as Maka stood in shock.
"Thank god you asked; I was afraid I would have had to." Wes sighed. Annabelle looked disgusted at her older son and husband.
"out." Soul whispered as his head sank and his fists balled. Black*star and Tsubaki slowly walked into the kitchen.
"What did you just say, you bladed freak?"Cal yelled at his youngest son. A delicate hand came smashing down on his head as Annabelle slapped him and repeated the action with Wes.
"How dare you talk to our son that way! What the hell are you thinking? Soul and Maka are a lovely couple, even though they are a bit young. Get your ass in gear and get all your belongings out of the mansion and leave with Wes. I am tired of your snotty remarks and constant narcissism!" Annabelle yelled as she slapped them again.
"Way to go mom!" soul said and high-fived her. "Now you two should get out before the blades do." Soul smirked as Maka grew her blade wings
"I wonder; can you just transform your heads? That would be creepy." Black*star said as the two men ran out. He came out of the kitchen with Tsubaki in tow.
"Not gonna try." Tsubaki said and dragged him to their apartment. "Sorry again." She yelled as she pulled him out the door.
Soul turned to his mother.
"Wow, mom, I didn't know you had it in ya!" he said. She was too preoccupied with Maka's wings to notice him.
"So, you can just make blades appear out of nowhere?" she asked.
"Well, not really. Being part scythe like my father, they are part of me. The blades are literally in my blood." Maka froze for a second and turned, sprinting for the toilet. Annabelle followed after her into the bathroom and held her hair up and out of the way. She rubbed her back soothingly as Maka gagged.
"Maka, are you alright, love?" soul said as he brought her a glass of cool water. She nodded and stood to brush her teeth.
"Oh god, we have to go see stein. Now." She whispered as she clutched her stomach. She looked at the clock. It was barely one.
"Mom, stein was the last person to call us, press redial on Maka's cell and tell him we need help." soul instructed as he carried Maka to their bedroom.
Annabelle ran into the room a moment later.
"He sent a lady named Marie to pick you up." She said as the doorbell rang. Annabelle ran to get it and was nearly knocked over by a red headed man and a blonde woman.
"Kami, Spirit, help me get her down to the car." Soul yelled as Maka passed out again from the pain.
"Stein, how is she?" Maka heard as she awoke slightly from her deep slumber. She turned over, thinking she was in bed and soul would be there next to her. She let out a whimper as her arm snaked out to search for her lover.
"Well, it looks like she is trying to find something." Annabelle and Kami chuckled. They had started talking and got along fine on the ride over to the DWMA.
Maka grabbed onto the nearest being she could find, still oblivious to the fact that she was in the nurse's office and not at home. She tugged at the person's arm gently, trying to get soul back into "their bed."
"Maka, what do you need?" soul asked from across the room. With a hard tug, she had the other male on the bed.
"Maka-chan wants to cuddle with her papa!" Spirit yelled as Maka finally opened her eyes. She blinked a few times, still not quite comprehending that she wasn't home. She opened her eyes a bit more; still loopy from the shot stein had given her to help with keeping her asleep and nullifying the pain. She pushed Spirit to the floor and slunk over to where soul was sitting on the other bed. She pushed him to where he was laying down and curled up like a kitten on his chest.
"Soul!" she whined "why are you wearing clothes to bed?" soul turned bright red as the adults all burst out laughing at the still-more-than-half-asleep girl.
"Stein, the anesthesia may have been a bit too strong…" Kami mumbled as Spirit wept in the corner.
"Maka, could you not embarrass me in front of our parents?" he asked her as he hid his face.
"Soul," she whispered into his ear, "I'm horny." Blood shot out of his nose.
By this point soul could feel the almost unperceivable movement of her pelvis against his. He pushed her off and ran out of the room, trying to conceal his arousal.
"Oh, hi mama and papa!" she looked around the room as the drug started to wear off. "Hey, how long have you been here?" she asked. "How long have I been here?"
The adults just looked at her, their faces red from embarrassment of just seeing their son, daughter or goddaughter get oh so horny in front of them.
"Maka, you will never be put under anesthesia again…" Kami and spirit said.
"I'm not sure how to respond…" Annabelle said as her son came back.
"Well then, on with the test results!" stein said as he wrote down the results of sedating Maka. "Kim's spell sped up your pregnancy a lot. You were 16 weeks last night, and now in just one day you are between 17 and 18 weeks." Maka nodded. "That is why you had such severe pains; the babies are growing very quickly."
"Wait, babies?" Annabelle and Kami asked.
"Did I not mention that? Yes, 2 souls, Maka." Stein said. "Congratulations, you're going to be the mother of fraternal twins."
Maka buried her face into soul's chest.
"I'm going to be a mama… I'm having twins… I don't want to know the sexes." Maka was shocked. She looked up, a huge smile on her teary face. "You're gonna be a daddy!"
Spirit stood with his arm around Kami's waist as they remembered when they found out about Maka.
"Maka, this will not be easy at all. Having one child at a time is hard; having 2 at once is going to be harder than defeating Asura, not to mention more painful." Stein warned. Maka glared at him.
"Let's go talk to shinigami-sama; we'll talk about possible jobs since you can't do missions." Kami said as she dropped her head onto her ex-husband's shoulder. Maka made a face most thought could only be classified with Excalibur at her mother and father's actions.
"Sure." Maka said as she struggled to get up. "Holy shinigami, how much did my stomach grow in the past day?" soul helped her up.
"Uhh, so we are going to see the shinigami? Like, the god of death?" Annabelle asked nervously. Everyone looked at her like she was crazy.
"Of course, mom, who else?" soul snickered. Annabelle just stood still, a look of fear etched across her pale face.
"I promise you, Mrs. Evans, he is very nice." Maka comforted. They walked to the death room to find Patti, Kidd, Liz, black*star, and Tsubaki already there.
"Hey, who's the lady?" Black*star asked as they all crowded onto the platform.
"Hi, I'm Annabelle, soul's mom." She greeted, extending her hand. Black*star went off on his usual rant.
Maka cleared her throat to get everyone's attention.
"We are here to make an announcement. Soul and I will be the parents of twins. We came hoping we could get some work to pay for all the necessities." Maka said to shinigami.
"Hey Maka, can we do a joint baby shower?" Patti asked. "We're having a girl!" she giggled. She and Maka hugged.
"Yea, that sounds good!" Maka said enthusiastically.
She turned back to shinigami.
"You can both assist stein or spirit and I, I will pay each you 50 an hour. How is that?" he suggested.
"Um, shinigami-sama, sir, isn't that a bit high?" Annabelle asked. "I'm willing to buy most of the necessities."
"Aww, don't worry about it, they get triple that for missions." He said in his usual animated way.
"Right, when do we start?" soul asked
"Hey, soul, I've been wondering, why are you hiding your accent?" Annabelle asked her son. His eyes went wide and he turned bright red.
"'cause it sounds funny, people will laugh." He mumbled.
"Uhh, heh, soul, what kind of accent?" Maka asked as she stifled a laugh.
"Well, when soul was born we lived in England and he picked up the accent. His brother was already used to the American way of speaking that he didn't get any of it. It sounds really cute." Annabelle chuckled as she told the story. Maka turned to soul with puppy-dog eyes and pushed her lip out.
"Soul-koi, please?" she said sweetly. He shook his head. Her pout turned into a sexy smirk. "Aww, but soul, love, I think English accents are sexy." She said as she lifted his chin to look into his eyes.
"Just for you, love." He said, no longer disguising his way of speech.
"Yes, well, I'm still here. I'll go to my hotel so you kids can have some fun." Annabelle said and walked out of the door before she choked on the lusty atmosphere.
A second later, they were on the floor ripping off each other's clothing.
"Oh god, soul!" she moaned as he thrust into her.
Soul woke up before Maka for once, and decided to try to wake her.
"Maka, time to get up for school." He said and put his hand gently on her shoulder.
"I swear to shinigami, soul, if you wake me up, I will kill you and chop you up into little pieces to feed to an octopus. I will then take the octopus shit and feed that to Blair to then give her shit to dung beetles so they can breed inside of you and eat you." She growled and turned away.
"Maka, sweetie, we have to go to school." He said gingerly.
"Soul, honey, my ass hurts." She said just as sweetly as he had. "And my stomach grew even more over night, I feel fat." She complained. As she said that the phone blared throughout the apartment. "Oh god fucking dammit!" she screamed as she reached for her cell.
"Hello?" she said.
"Maka, you need to come in to the office now. There is an emergency." Stein yelled and hung up.
"Soul, get your ass out of bed and get ready, stein said there was an emergency!" Maka quickly got up and dressed.
The two rode soul's motorcycle to Shibusen and ran up the steps, storming into stein's office.
Patty and Kid were already there.
"What's wrong?" Maka asked wearily.
"Kim's spell may have been a bit too powerful. Maka, you and Patty both are more than triple how far along you should be. If the spell keeps up at this rate, you will be a mom within the next two weeks. I want you both to stay here in the infirmary until you are ready to take your children home." Stein said.
All four teens froze.
"Stein, we still need to buy all the necessities! We aren't ready to have this kid yet! We haven't even cleared a room!" Kid yelled.
"Yeah, we have 2 children on the way and all we've done is clear Maka's room for them! No furniture, no diapers, no sheets, blankets, towels, clothes! No stroller, nothing!" soul yelled.
"Ok, we all need to calm down. Everyone is going to try and help, I promise. Kid, lord death has started on the room you mapped out. Soul, your mom and Maka's parents are all helping. They are going to help you with everything. If Patty and Maka get stressed out enough, the babies could be born prematurely. None of us want that to happen in a case as startlingly rare as either of these. With the first black blood babies and the first twin shinigamis, we need to watch out. I can almost promise you that there will be complications in both births and it is more than likely that they will have birth defects." Stein warned.
Maka hugged soul.
"you go home and get everything ready; I'm expecting it all to be perfect." She told him. He chuckled.
"I'll come every day when I have the chance." He said and turned to walk out of the room.
"that goes for you too, stripes." Patty warned and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. "now go to class."
Patty and Maka fell back on the beds.
"do you think we're ready for this, Maka?" patty asked once they were alone. She nodded.
"no matter what, we know we will be the best moms we can be." Maka said with a smile.
"you know, we both look like we're about to pop." Patty giggled. "so, how was your first time?" she asked, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
"Unbefuckingleaivably amazing." Maka said. "and you?"
"same."
