Disclaimer : ~As you should be able to guess by now, I own nothing but Rabbit. I also suck at disclaimers. Meh. OH! I also don't own Santa.~

Rabbit: Who does own santa?

Rabbit + Author ~ Chan : *GASP* ILLUMINATI!

Disclaimer: ~ Author ~ Chan does not own the Illuminati. She also has no evidence that they own Santa, but hell, she can dream.

I drove the car around until I found an empty alleyway, where I parked it and abandoned it. I then went into hiding. That night I slept on a roof, but the next day the forecast on the large TV screen in the center of town said that thunder and lightning were expected that night, so I decided to go and hide out at one of the addresses I'd memorized. In the day when I knew that he would be at work I went to Matsuda's apartment.

It was small and bachelor-esque with one on-suite bathroom and bedroom, and a kitchen, dining and living room area combined into one. I slept for 5 hours and then re adjusted the bed so that it appeared undisturbed. I made myself some plain rice and used up the last of his bread. I left yet another apology note, this time less subtle. I still wrote Soba, Oriental Spice, Ramen, Rice, Yam; but this time wrote it in large capitals and stuck it on the fridge. Also, I didn't wash up the bowl or crumbs and instead left them there with 2000 yen, leaving me 44,000 yen.

I knew that soon Kira would attack, and I wanted the police to suspect me of being Kira so that I had the chance to meet L. If I made it clear that I was here, I would become suspicious and they may even put up cameras in police homes to monitor my location. I know that if they arrest me on suspicion of being Kira then I will be in direct contact with L, and if I end up in task force headquarters then I could be a great help to the investigation and eventual capture of Kira. Ideally if I was going to go into confinement, it would be better to go in at the same time as Raito, since then we would both be of equal suspicion and I would know what L was suspecting me of at each point in time, plus it wouldn't mean that L would suspect me instead of Raito.

I stayed in the building until I heard Matsuda open his door, then loudly smashed the bowl I had eaten with and jumped out of the already open window. I heard shouts and a gunshot but ignored it and focused on getting away. I sprinted away and began the hunt for my next destination: the home of Shuichi Aizawa.

Once I located the building I waited and watched from a safe distance as the house's bustle of life slowly whittled away to nothing. A few hours after I had got there darkness fell upon the city and once I was sure the occupants of the house were asleep I made my way inside. I crept in with caution and silently surveyed the household, counting the rooms and figuring out which rooms were the bedrooms, leaving them undisturbed and finding my way to the kitchen where I made myself a meal from various snacks since I was unsure when my next meal would be. I left another apology note of the same message, but this time spelled it out in sugar on the floor so that it would be unmissable.

I had just finished when I heard footsteps walk up and stop behind me. I cringed. I hadn't bargained for any of them to wake up, at any other point I probably could have got out of there but this was my vulnerable moment, so of course this was when I was interrupted. In my crouching position I span round and came face to face with Yumi Aizawa, Mr and Mrs Aizawa's young daughter. She appeared around 4 years old with a bob cut brown hair and wide hazel eyes. As she opened her mouth to scream I covered her mouth in desperation and shook my head as I put a finger over my lips and shushed her. In the heat of the moment I blurted out "Don't worry, i'm Santa's helper".

I cringed at the cliché statement and inwardly scolded myself for lying to a kid, but she seemed to buy it as her eyes immediately went wide with excitement. I shushed her once again. "You'll have to be very quiet ok?" I warned her and she nodded faster than a bobble head in an earthquake. I then quickly released her and guided her toward the living room. I sat her down and decided I might as well play along.

"What would you like for Christmas?" I asked. She looked at me with unease and I cursed inside my head. "I-it's a little early isn't it?" She retorted. "Oh no, you see there are so many children in the world that Santa has to send his helpers out to find out what people want, but they have to come in when you are asleep so that they can see into your dreams and see what your wishes are. If they didn't then how would they know without asking you?" She nodded in understanding whilst I inwardly sighed in relief. "Then what do I want?" She quizzed. "Well, I-I was just about to find that out but then you woke up. The only problem is that sometimes people dream about other things that they want and not what they want the most. What is it that you want the most of all? If you tell me it will make it alot easier. I'll be sure to mention your kindness to Santa too!" I smiled. She gasped and then began thinking. After a few moments she sang "I would like a kitty~cat!" I grinned. "What else would you like?" She jumped up and down "Ooh! A dress up princess set like at the toy store! And some of those yummy toffees from the supermarket in the black and green box! Oh, and my own television!"

I heard movement from upstairs and immediately covered her mouth again, silencing her. "Shh, ok I'll tell Santa, but right now I think that we should take you back to bed ok?" I whispered. She nodded. I guided her back to her bedroom and tucked her in to bed, giving her a hug before leaving the room and slowly and carefully swinging the door shut, being careful not to awaken anybody. I turned around to leave just as I saw Aizawa exit the bathroom from the opposite side of the hallway. He blinked at me. I blinked at him. I began to glance down but my gaze came straight back up once I realised the situation I was in. I had just walked out of a little girl's bedroom and come face to face to her half awake, police officer, stark naked father. Well that's just brilliant.

-AIZAWA P.O.V-

I walked out and came face to face with that psychotic girl who broke into Chief's house. It took me a moment to register the situation. I saw her eyes wander and then quickly shoot back up, a blush staining her cheeks. Puzzled I glanced down and then was flooded with embarrassment but by the time I looked back up to act she had disappeared. I ran to the now-open window to find her nowhere in sight. I sighed in anger and then went and checked that Yumi was ok before pulling on some boxers and going downstairs to call Chief. I flicked on the light as I walked past the kitchen and read the message on the floor, pulling out the note I had found in my wallet before and comparing it with the text. It was exactly the same.

Immediately I called Chief, Ignoring the clock's steady ticking reminder that it was one in the morning. I received an answer after several long rings. I heard his son's voice and quickly told him to get his father and he did so, and then told Chief what had happened, excluding the lack of clothing from the description. "Ok" he said gruffly. "Tomorrow we will check the camera and wire taps we installed in the police officers' living rooms and see what we can find out" he muttered gruffly. "Understood" I replied before locking the window that she had escaped through and making my way back to bed.

~Rabbit p.o.v~

I was browsing through the supermarket until I found what I was looking for. I went and bought the extremely expensive, large and bulky gift-wrapped item at the staggering total of 4000 yen (Approx. £20.92 rounded to nearest penny), leaving me 40, 000 left, and carted the present away with me. I again waited till night fall, then slipped back into the Aizawa household, this time through the little girl's window and placed the chocolates that she had said that she wanted on her desk along with a note that read "Don't eat all of them at once!, Santa's Rabbit x" , before quickly fleeing the premises. I slept on the rooftops for the rest of the week, staying away from people and the police force and bringing as little attention to myself as possible, until it got to Sunday when I wondered into town at midday. I found a paper discarded on a bench and picked it up. It read today's date, Sunday 23rd of November. The day that Raito discovers the death note.

Author ~ Chan: Ok, so sorry for not updating but I have had GCSE's this week and the last time I updated was in the holidays. I'm trying the best I can! Does anybody have any ideas as to what should happen next?

L: Maybe I should come into this

Author ~Chan : Great idea Lawli!

L: *Falls off chair in shock* H-how do you know my name-!?

Author ~Chan: MAGIC!

L: 80 percent

Author ~Chan: *Cries*

Raito: You had better not interfere with me getting hold of the death note.

Rabbit: *Evil maniac laugh*

L: 95 percent

Rabbit: What the hell did I do!?

L: I wasn't talking to you

Author ~Chan: *Creates flood with tears*