Sorry this took so freakin long. My internet was being gay, and you now how gay computers are. Well, i decided, since this took so long, i would give you a little side story...

A long long time ago, back when i had 300 freakin reviews, a man said to me in a review "Sally bashing just isn't cool." well, it's just like how a yell at the top of my lungs "BAM" when i put anything in my ramen noodles, my life blood. It's not neccessary, it's just fun. My parents don't let me cook anymore.

TEH END!!!

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SuperSonic smash bros. Chapter 9: Do I have to wear pants now?

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"What? What have you done to me!?" Yelled Sonic in protest.

"I turned you into a Human." Robotnick said.

"Then what was all that crap about 'you won't be running much at all! GWA GWA GWAA!!!' thing?" Sonic said as he looked at his non-furry body.

"I was just warning you! This suit is just that…a suit! Don't run, jump, or, well, stay away from activity as much as possible. You are now 5'8 feet tall, you are a ninja, and your name is Shinobi. Here is your suit, your sword, and your other gadgets! You have 2 hours. Then the suit will disintegrate." Robotnick explained handing Sonic the stuff.

"But wait, I have blue hair, Shinobi had black!" Sonic said starting to put on the stuff.

"Luckily, he wears a helmet. Now get out of here, and go to the main building. Search around, and then grab ALL of the tapes from this week. Now, remember, you have two hours. Then you become Cinderella. Except, in this version, you're a man. Don't drop any of my Shinobi stuff. I'm gonna sell it on ebay when you get back!" Robotnick finished telling Sonic, right as Sonic was ready to go. "Go! My son…er…Go!"

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"Man he sure likes to talk a lot." Said the Devil Sonic, while he ate a biscuit on Sonic shoulder. "Dude, can you even believe it? I was even in last chapter! I'm, like, the man character!"

"Yeah, I wasn't in it ether!" Said the Angel Sonic, as he took a sip of coffee.

"Why are you two even here? Aren't you just suppost to be here if I need mental consulting?" Sonic said as he walked to the Nintendo HQ main building.

"Well, we saw that you were walking, so we decided to join you! So whatcha gonna do about Amy?" Said the Angel Sonic.

"I'm not sure yet. I'm gonna get the tape, then find out which way she left town. Then I will just run after her, but since this is Nintendo, and they don't seem to like me much, there's a good chance she didn't even make it out of town. If you remember, Mario knew about our romance." Sonic said as he reached the building. "Well, I guess this is your stop."

"Yup, gottago." Said the Devil Sonic as he disappeared.

"Do be careful!" Said the Angel Sonic as he disappeared.

"Alright…gotta get into character." Sonic said as he cleared his throat, "Hello!" He said in a serious voice. "Hello." Sonic said without emotion. "There we go." He said in the same voice. He walked into the building.

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"All right Knuckles, Rouge, we'd better get back to earth with the chaos emeralds" Shadow said. "How did you survive that bomb, Knuckles?"

"I dunno…hard skin I guess." Knuckles said following Shadow down the dark, empty hallway. It had been awhile since any of them had been there.

"Hey wait! There are only 6 of them! Where is the last one?" Rouge said to Shadow, who was carrying the precious emeralds.

"Last time I saw, Sonic had one. He said he was going to keep it, so that if Eggman found out where the emeralds are, he would at least have to deal with Sonic before he could get to full power." Shadow said. "About how long do you think it will take to get back down to earth?"

"I'd say just a little more than a day. I mean, the only reason it took so long to get here is because we had to find the dang thing floating in space! Yup, we'll be back home in no time! I hope Sonic hasn't had any troubles by now." Knuckles said as they reached the space pod.

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Sonic had gotten past the girl at the front desk, saying he was here to try and join the Nintendo Family. She told him good luck, and he continued on his way. He hadn't seen any room that looked like it would be useful yet. He continued to look until he saw a room that said 'Surveillance area'. "That has to be it." Sonic said, still in character. He walked into the door. The room was full of very organized tapes. "Yeah! Jack pot!" Sonic yelled in his normal voice. He looked through all the tapes and found the tapes from this week. He found a box and put all the tapes in there. "Good thing I found this room, I only have…" Sonic checked his watch "30 seconds?! Oh crap, oh crap! Ok gotta think this through!" Sonic paced thinking of a way to get out of there in, he checked his watch 5 seconds.

"Your in deep." Said the Devil Sonic

"Man, what are you gonna do?" Said the Angel Sonic. "Your gonna havta sneak out of here."

"Yeah" Said the Devil Sonic "Like James Bond or something!" he started to hum the 'James Bond' theme

"Well, I better get sneaking." Sonic said taking off all of his clothing. He was already a hedgehog now. He put the Shinobi costume in the tape box, then he ran out of the room, taking the box with him,. He ran down the hallways and was just about to turn a corner when he heard a voice. It was Mario.

"Well, I still can't believe he beat Gannadorf!" He yelled furious.

"Well, make sure the next person you have fight him is strong." Said an unknown voice.

"Don't worry! I will! I promise you Sonic dead!" Mario said.

"(It sounds like he's afraid. Oh boy, better find another way out of here.)" Sonic dashed down the same hallway he came from and found a set of double doors. He ran all the way back to his house without any trouble. He walked into the door.

"Hey Robotnick! I got em'!" Sonic walked up to Robotnick's room. "Here you go Eggman."

"Thank you Sonic. Now leave. Let me watch the videos, come back in three hours." Robotnick told Sonic. Sonic ran down to his room. He decided he was going to train Vhann to rail grind.

-------------------------------------3 hours later, about 504 falls off of the grind rail for that poor chao.

Sonic had finally gotten Vhann to do it. He was now grinding like a pro. Sonic ran out onto the street and bought an apple, then ran back to his room and gave the chao his lunch. He then ran to Robotnick's room.

"Hello Sonic. Just in time. I watched a fast-forwarded version of last week. I have good news, and mind shattering bad news. Fist the good news. I turns out, that they have had you under extreme amounts of surveillance, but I have created a machine that scrambles the video on the cameras, and the sound recorders. The bad news is…Amy has also been kidnapped by Metal Sonic." Robotnick said sadly.

"…So now Metal has Tails, Bigs, Rouge, Knuckles, Shadow, Cream, and now Amy? When did he get strong enough to do that?" Sonic asked angrily

"When…I gave him the upgrade. It was during, well, I guess the best way to describe it is 'Sonic Adventure 2'. I made him for a back up, if Shadow were to fail. But I decided to become good when Shadow died. So he stayed in storage. I don't know how, but he reactivated himself, with absolutely no loyalty to me."

"Well, lets go!" Sonic said about to run out of the room, but Robotnick grabbed him.

"NO! Sonic, you just fought Gannadorf! You haven't even had time to rest! Please, don't do anything stupid." Robotnick said.

"But Amy!" Sonic protested.

"Do you think Amy will like it if you get yourself killed?" Robotnick shouted. "We will wait for tomorrow. It's your day off. We'll go find, and crush, Metal Sonic, and get all of our friends back!" Robotnick said. "Then we'll all be one big happy family!"

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Sonic lay in bed, thinking about what Metal Sonic was doing to his friends. Thinking about what he was doing to Amy. "(If he's hurt any of them in any way…") Sonic decided Robotnick was right. He had to rest, or he would fail. So Sonic turned in his covers and accepted sleep.

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Next chapter will be really cool! I promise. I found this chapter a little disappointing. But I promise an awesome chapter, soon!