The Blonde and the Bandit 9

Massacre

The unnecessary, indiscriminate slaughter of human beings

"Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run." -Mark Twain

The Bandit nodded at the Albino. Hidan nodded back at Sasori.

Hidan smirked as he aimed his Sniper Rifle, Jashin, at the first guard. He pulled down on the trigger. Direct hit. All he noticed was the guard drop to the ground, not even hearing the sound of Jashin firing. After using a weapon for so long, you get used to the sound of murder.

He quickly moved the Sniper to aim at the other guard, pressing down on the trigger before the guard could even look at the other body. He watched the second guard drop to the floor.

The Albino smirked, giving another nod.

-x-

"KATSU!"

BANG!

The front door exploded. Deidara smirked at his handy work. Who needed dynamite? The rest of Akatsuki ran into the house.

They all split into their groups of two. Sasori and Deidara. Konan and Pein. Kisame and Itachi. Kakuzu and Tsu. Hidan stayed outside with Jashin, just in case any reinforcements came along.

The Blonde and the Bandit ran down the left hallway.

"HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE!"

BANG BANG BANG!

Sasori smirked as the guard fell to the floor. Hiruko would never let him down.

They both jumped over the body, continuing down the hallway.

"KATSU!"

BANG!

The door in front of them exploded.

They ran through the cloud of smoke.

BANG BANG BANG BANG!

"KATSU!"

BANG!

The three guards who had been waiting for them on the other side of the door dropped down dead.

They continued running.

The hall suddenly halted abruptly at a bookcase.

"No way would they have 4 guards protecting a bunch of paper. Blow the book case up."

Deidara nodded, aiming Katsu at the books. Suddenly one of the binders caught his eye.

It was a deep baby blue, with golden text on the side that read 'Oxford English Dictionary'.

"Wait, un…"

"What is it?"

Deidara's face brightened up and he lowered his gun.

"That is Tobi's dictionary!"

"Tobi?"

"Yeah! He was one of the kids of the owners of the mines! He was nice too, about 1 year older than me. He once bought that dictionary into the mines, that is how I got to learn most of my vocabulary, un…He suddenly stopped visiting us about when I turned 14…"

"Now is not the time to take a trip down memory lane, Brat. Blow the damn book shelf to pieces already, before more guards come."

Deidara ignored the Bandit, walking to the bookshelf. He ran a finger along the binder, feeling the slight grooves of the letters. He clutched the book and removed it from the book shelf.

Click.

There was a low rumbling as the bookshelf disappeared into the wall. Ahead of them, the hallway continued, and then suddenly split into two separate passages.

"…Good enough. Put the book somewhere, it will slow us down. We can retrieve it after the Noble Scum are taken care of."

Deidara nodded and put the dictionary down on a nearby table, which also had a vase on it.

The Blonde and the Bandit started running down the new hallway. When it was time to separate, Deidara took the left passage and Sasori took the right passage.

"Meet you back here. Remember, if any one is there, no matter who it is, you have to kill them. Got it?"

"Got it, un."

Deidara continued running down the insignificant hallway. The thing he did notice was the pictures on the wall had changed. They now looked like pictures that were painted by children, and definitely not by famous artists.

He was quickly approaching a large orange door.

"KATSU!"

BANG!

He ran through the cloud of smoke and into a room which seemed to be made for a child. Toys littered the floor, and Deidara nearly tripped on a rubber duck.

A lady with curly black hair stood up from the bed. From her attire, a red and golden ball gown, she was clearly one of the nobles.

"Please. Spare us."

Deidara let a sinister smirk curve his lips.

"Oh, like how you spared my mother from slavery? Or like how one of you noble scum from this very mansion came into the mine one day and raped her, un? Did you spare her then? WHO WAS THE ONE WHO DID THAT TO HER? WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY FATHER? TELL ME SO I CAN BLOW HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT!"

There was a blood thirsty gleam in his eyes.

The lady's eyes widened.

"Please. We don't know what you're talking about! Kill me! Kill everyone! Just please! Don't kill my son!"

"Your son?"

"Deidara! Please! Don't kill Tobi's Mummy!"

Deidara's eyes widened as a figure ran in front of the lady. He had red eyes and short black hair, about one year older than Deidara.

"Tobi?"

"See! Tobi is Tobi! Tobi will even put his mask on!" Tobi put an orange swirled mask over his face. It only had one eye hole, revealing only his right eye. Deidara knew that the Nobel had worn it because he wasn't used to the dust within the mines.

Deidara's smirk fell, and so did the blood thirsty look in his eyes.

"PLEASE DON'T KILL TOBI'S MUMMY!"

The Blonde gave a soft sorry smile at them.

"Sorry…Tobi…Katsu."

BANG!

Tobi's one visible eye widened as blood splattered his blue and golden clothes. He heard the figure of his mother behind him drop to the floor.

"I suggest…That Tobi hides. If he is found, by myself…or any other member of Akatsuki…His life will not be spared."

"DEIDARA?"

"RIGHT HERE, DANNA!"

Tobi quickly ran to the large wardrobe, opening up the wooden door and jumping inside of his refuge. He closed the door behind him, not making a sound.

Deidara smirked and turned, seeing Sasori running to him.

"Any one?"

"Just a Nobel Slut." Deidara twirled Katsu on his right index finger.

Sasori looked at the body, impressed, then at the rest of the room distastefully.

"Definitely nothing of any value to us in here."

"I agree, un."

Deidara and Sasori both started to run the way they came, dodging the dead bodies of the guards.

"Good job, Deidara. I'm impressed. You're a natural born killer."

Deidara blinked.

"Was that a compliment this time as well?"

"Yes Brat, it was a compliment this time as well."

Deidara smirked as they entered the main hall again. Konan and Pein were already there.

"Anything?"

"Nothing of value, just a dictionary that has some sentimental value to Deidara. One Nobel Slut, 4 guards, and I found three dogs that someone had already killed."

Pein nodded. "Good work."

The Blonde and the Bandit nodded. Itachi and Kisame were the next to show. The blue skinned bandit was laughing.

"LOOK DUDES! I'M ONE OF THE NOBLE SCUM, DESU NE!"

He waved a portrait in front of his face, pretending that it was his own countenance. The portrait was of a man with short golden blond hair. Deidara's eyes widened.

"Where did you get that from, un?"

"Down the way we came. There weren't any noble scum but there were 7 guards. Really I don't see why they would waste guar-"

Deidara had already taken off running. The Blonde disappeared down the third hallway. Sasori grimaced.

"BRAT!"

The Bandit ran after his partner, easily catching up to him, running by his side.

"Don't try to stop me, Danna, un!"

Sasori smirked.

"Stop you? I just wanted to join in the fun!"

Deidara smirked back and nodded. There were a lot of dead guards in the hallway. They soon came to a large bedroom. There were two dead guards on the floor but no noble scum.

"He must be here somewhere."

"Search for a secret switch or something."

Both Bandits started searching the room for a secret button, switch or lever of some kind.

They couldn't find anything. Deidara growled.

"KATSU!"

BANG!

The wardrobe exploded. A large gaping hole was revealed from behind the ruins. Sasori smirked.

"And they say losing your temper never gets you anywhere in life."

They both ran down the hallway quickly. Soon it ended in a small room. Inside was a single man, aiming a bayonet at the both of them.

"DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!"

Deidara stared at the figure.

"Danna…Put Hiruko away, un…This is my kill."

"Don't get Cocky Brat."

Sasori dropped his aim, but still clutched Hiruko.

"Do you know who I am, un?"

The man didn't make a noise, just continuing to aim at Deidara, though still aware of Sasori's presence.

"I'm your son, un."

Both Sasori and the Nobel man's eyes widened. The figure then gave a smirk.

"So, you're that boy from the mines? You know, your mother begged one of my guards to take you to me when you were a new born. The thought of you being a slave, having to live the same pitiful life as she had, it tore her apart inside. She was a strong woman, I must admit, but still. I didn't want you."

The man had the same azure eyes as Deidara, but they lacked the wisdom that the Blonde's held. He had short golden hair as well.

"Well, Daddy…" Sasori looked over at Deidara to see the wisdom in those eyes was gone, replaced with something entirely different…Blood lust. Deidara smirked wide. "Maybe if you had taken me, yeah…Then I wouldn't have to kill you for it now. KATSU!"

BANG!

The bloody mess of a body dropped to the floor like I bowling ball. Dead. The Blond heard a soft whimper to his left. He looked to see a little blonde girl with big baby blue eyes huddled in the corner. She looked to be the age of 7, and wore a bright white and pink dress. Deidara licked his lips and aimed Katsu at his, probably, half sister.

"Katsu."

BANG!

Blood stained the pretty dress of the once living girl.

Deidara smirked wide.

"Isn't this Fun, yeah~"

Deidara ran a tongue over his lips once more.

Sasori smirked at the Blond.

"Wow, Brat. You really are a sociopath."

The Blond jerked slightly and froze, as if he had forgotten about Sasori. Deidara suddenly gave a sadistic chuckle and turned his head towards the Bandit, giving him a sly smirk. He slipped Katsu back into his holster and turned his whole body towards the red head.

"Why, yes, Sasori." Deidara took a step towards Sasori, still a glint of bloodlust in his azure eyes, and a psychotic grin on his face. "I am indeed a Sociopath, yeah~"

-x-

HE SAID THE 'Yeah' AGAIN! *starts screaming*

And I REALLY hate Tobi later o-

(Closes mouth so no spoilers)

I mean…Ah…

Oh noes D= Is Saso going ta Die?

*shrug*

Lolz X3

Anyway, hope you likey ^O^