Truth or Deny?

"Bullshit!" I shouted at him.

"You know what I don't have to explain myself to you." Rodrick said.

"Of course, only a jackass would!" I exaggerated. "I'm out of here." I walked up the stairs to open the door but the knob wouldn't move.

"Move out the way, let a man take care of this."

"Then we're really screwed because there's no man in here!" I stated Rodrick tried hard to open the door but it wasn't budging. I pounded on the door but the music in the background was so loud I doubt anyone could hear us. I exhaled and went back downstairs and sat on the chair.

"Great, just what I needed. I'm missing my own party." Rodrick said.

"As if it was fun with you up there." I said.

"I don't like your attitude." Rodrick said.

"I don't like your face." I countered back. "Where's Greg?"

"Upstairs with the baby hippo."

"You seriously need to be a little nicer to him and Manny." I told him.

"Why should I?"

"Because you're lucky to have brothers." I said.

"Yeah right, I'd rather be an only child." Rodrick said proudly.

"No you don't. It gets lonely not having a little brother or sister to spend time with."

"Listen, I know you hate my guts a lot." Rodrick started out saying.

"If you're asking me to do something sexual with you then you might as well shut the hell up now." I finished saying.

"Frustrating." Rodrick said then sat on the chair directly across from me.

"Blame yourself." I said. "If you never teased me then we would probably not have hated each other."

"Who says I hate you?" Rodrick looked at me surprisingly.

"You obviously did because you nearly killed me when that bee stung me at nine. Then when you gave me those flowers with cat hair in them."

"You started it when you kicked me in the balls! Do you know how much pain that is to a guy?" Rodrick said. I rolled my eyes.

"You'll live." I said, suddenly we heard the phone ring and Rodrick looked freaked out. He hurried to the phone and grabbed it.

"Hello? Hi mom, yeah me and Greg are doing just fine. Uh, hold on a minute." Rodrick covered the speaking part of the phone. "Shit I'm screwed! She wants to talk to Greg." While he was panicking I took the phone from him and impersonated Greg.

"Hey mom, yep we're fine. I just have to finish my homework but I miss you. Ok, bye." I hung up the phone and Rodrick looked at me in amazement.

"How, Why?"

"It was my good deed of the day." I informed him.

"I'm stunned."

"I didn't do it for you, I did it so Greg wouldn't get in trouble for your dumb mistakes." Suddenly the door opened and Greg came running down stairs with Rowley behind him.

"Rodrick! Mom called and what are you two doing down here?" Both kids looked at us.

"Believe me, it's not what you think." I said as I got up to leave but Rodrick stopped me.

"Listen, I just wanna say….thanks and don't tell anyone about the party." Rodrick said to me. I snatch my arm from him and decided to stick around a little bit longer. The party got a little more fun when Rowley started a conga line and everyone was having fun.

(Next Morning Eve's POV)

Oh my back! I forgot I didn't go home after the party and I just crashed on the couch. I felt hands around my waist and immediately I thought it was probably Rowley. I looked down and to my horror it was Rodrick instead! His face was lying on chest! I screamed which woke him up.

(Rodrick's POV)

Mmmmm, this pillow feels nice and soft, suddenly I woke up to screaming and saw I was sleeping on Eve's boobs! I fell off the couch and accidentially took her with me causing her to land on top of me. The position we were in made us look very suspicious. Before we could move, Greg came in the living room with a broom and trash bag.

"Rodrick, get up." He stopped when he saw us. "Okay do you two need a room or something?" I quickly got up to leave.

"Mom and Dad are coming home early so we need to get the house clean! Eve, we need your help." I stayed to help clean the house, it took us an hour and a half to get everything in order. We had to replace the bathroom door cause the nut head wrote Rodrick rules on it. I grabbed a book and Greg so it looked like I was tutoring him while Rodrick landed on the chair.

"Remember, if they ask anything. Deny, Deny and for the love of everything good in this world DENY!" Rodrick said as the front door opened and in came my parents and the Heffleys.

"Eve! It's so nice to see you." Susan said, Frank looked at me in surprise.

"Hi, I decided to come over and get Greg ready for his social studies. I hope it wasn't a problem." I said sounding innocent.

"None whatsoever." Susan said. Well at least we didn't get in trouble…for now.

End of Chapter 9.