A/N: Next chapter of AHS! WOO! Lol Enjoy!
Goku and Krillin were walking to school.
"Did you talk to Chichi this weekend?" Goku asked.
"Nope. I think she's still mad at us."
"I don't understand! All we did is stand up for ourselves! I just don't get why she's so mad."
"Well if we beg for her forgiveness all this week, she will probably start talking to us."
"Speaking of which…"
Chichi walked up to the boys. "Hello boys."
"So you're not mad at us anymore?"
"Oh I'm still mad. It's just that I'm letting you know ahead of schedule that we're not going to be speaking for a while."
"Oh come on Chichi! I personally think you're overreacting!"
"Overreacting?"
"I agree with Goku! I mean what we did wasn't out of the norm! Well not for guys anyway."
"Krillin's right. It's what guys do."
"Well I don't know about guys, but that's not what girls do. A girl worries about her two favorite guys!"
"No need to worry! We're fine!"
"You just don't get it do you? Obviously boys don't think. See you two in class."
Chichi turned around and walked away.
"So when should we start begging for forgiveness again?" Goku asked.
"As soon as first block is over."
"Sounds good for me!"
The boys reached the school.
(Meanwhile…)
Vegeta and Piccolo were at their lockers.
"Glad our lockers look back to normal." Piccolo said.
"Tell me about it. I was tired of having to pound people into dust for just looking at it the wrong way."
Bulma walked straight past her two friends.
"Bulma, we're right here!" Vegeta shouted.
"I know. I saw you." Bulma said continuing down the hallway.
Vegeta and Piccolo looked at each other, and then caught up with her.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing."
Piccolo placed his hand on Bulma's shoulder. "Bulma."
She turned around. "You two are what's wrong with me?"
"Us?" Vegeta asked. "What did we do?"
"You were about to get in a fight with Goku and Krillin!"
"They started this whole thing!"
"Yeah, but they could've lost their lives!"
"Actually we were the ones who saved them from being crushed to death, so in all honesty it was good we went to fight them."
Bulma glared at Piccolo. He then looked away from her.
"Whatever guys. Just let me know when this stupid feud between you guys is over, and then come back and talk to me."
Bulma walked away from the boys. They just scoffed.
"Girls." Vegeta said.
"So sensitive." Piccolo said.
The boys looked at each other. "So what do we do now?"
"Don't you see Pic? We're in a guys' land now! We can do whatever we want without apologizing, not worry about proper etiquette, and say what we want without offending anyone."
"That does sound like a utopia."
"I know it does! Now let's head to class. Bulma knows she can't live without us anyway. She'll be talking to us by the end of the day."
"I'll take your word for it."
Goku, Krillin, and Chichi were in their classroom. Chichi raised her hand.
"Can I switch my seat please?"
"Sure."
Chichi smiled, picked up her stuff, and went to the front of the room. Goku and Krillin looked surprised.
"Chichi!" The boys said.
Chichi simply ignored them.
(Meanwhile…)
Vegeta, Piccolo, and Bulma were in science class.
"Ok students, get in a group of three."
Students ran around the classroom getting into groups. Vegeta and Piccolo turned around to see Bulma with two other students laughing.
"This is getting really annoying." Piccolo said.
"Tell me about it. Who's going to be our third member?"
Vegeta and Piccolo looked over at a small nerdy looking boy. They smiled and he gulped.
(Later…)
Goku and Krillin were waiting for Chichi outside the nurse's office. She came out and they smiled at her. Chichi rolled her eyes and walked past them.
"Aw come on!" Krillin said.
Piccolo and Vegeta were walking down the hall.
"So who's lunch money will we be taking today?"
"How about Inuchi? We haven't bothered him in a while."
"I was thinking the exact same thing."
Vegeta and Piccolo went to Inuchi's locker, but he wasn't there.
"He's always at his locker!" Vegeta said.
"That's odd."
"Hello?"
Vegeta and Piccolo looked at the locker.
"Inuchi?" Both boys asked.
"Hey Vegeta. Hey Piccolo." Inuchi said from the locker.
"Who did this to you?" Vegeta asked.
"Bulma. She also took my money."
"She's bullying kids without us now?" Piccolo asked.
"Ok now I'm worried. I've never seen her so pissed at us before."
"Well, lunch is in a few. Shall we go talk to her?"
"Yeah. Come on. Let's beat the lunch rush to the cafeteria."
Both boys started down the hallway.
"Can someone get me out of here?" Inuchi asked.
(Later…)
Goku and Krillin were in the cafeteria. They were looking around.
"Do you see Chichi yet?" Krillin asked.
"Nope. She should be coming out of the line any minute now."
Chichi came out of the lunch line with her tray. Goku and Krillin quickly walked up to her.
"You out of your little mood yet?" Krillin asked.
"Nope. I'm eating at another table today. Enjoy your lunch."
"Wait!" Goku said.
Chichi turned around.
"Are you going to eat your fish sticks?"
Chichi rolled her eyes and walked away.
Bulma came out of the lunch line next.
"So you're going to talk to us." Vegeta said.
"Sorry I don't take demands." Bulma said.
"You're acting stupid Bulma. What we did wasn't nearly as bad as we done before. What makes going after Goku so bad?"
"It doesn't matter that it's Goku!"
"Then what's the problem?" Piccolo asked.
Bulma looked at the two for a moment.
"Nothing. See you guys later."
Bulma walked over to the table that Chichi was at. The two were at opposite ends of the table. They looked at each other for a brief second, and then looked back down at their trays.
Vegeta looked to see Goku and Krillin. He and Piccolo walked over to them.
"Pipsqueak!"
Goku looked at him.
"This is all your fault! Bulma refuses to speak to us!"
"Chichi refuses to speak to us!"
"Well that's not our problem! We just want Bulma back!" Piccolo said.
The boys continued arguing with each other when a janitor walked up to them.
"Boys… boys… BOYS!"
The four boys went silent and looked at the janitor.
"And just who are you?" Vegeta asked.
"The name's Roshi, and I'm the peacemaker around here!"
"I thought you were a janitor?" Goku asked.
"Well that too, but still! What's the problem here?"
"Our friends over there are mad at us." Krillin said.
He pointed over to the girls who were sitting alone at a table.
"Oh, so this is a female problem huh?" Roshi asked. "What did you do to make them so mad?"
"Well we kinda almost got killed." Goku said.
"Yeah, but we saved their pathetic butts." Piccolo said.
"And the girls were against the violence?"
"Well OUR friend usually enjoys the fighting and bullying and violence! We don't know what's so different this time!" Vegeta said.
"I see. Well you understand how girls can be."
"No." Goku said.
"What? You don't?"
"I don't either." Krillin said.
"Well I thought I did, but I was obviously mistaking." Vegeta said.
"Well girls can be complicated. Especially when the two F's are involved."
The four boys looked clueless.
"You've never heard of the two F's?"
The boys shook their heads.
"Take a seat boys."
Goku and the other sat at a table.
"The two F's mean friends and feelings."
"Feelings?" Vegeta scoffed.
"And that attitude is probably the exact reason why your friend is so mad at you."
"Why would she?"
"Because no matter how nice, mean, or tough a girl acts, they still have feelings. Actually all people have feelings."
"Well I knew that!" Goku said.
"Yes, but do you know how not to hurt someone's feelings?"
"Not exactly."
"Well you always have to put how they feel into consideration. Did they advise you to not do anything stupid?" Roshi asked.
(Flashback)
"You guys aren't plotting over Vegeta and Piccolo still are you?" Chichi asked.
"No Chichi. We're not the villains here. They are. We're the bigger people."
"Well I'm glad to hear you say that! If I can get over Bulma's obnoxiousness, then you guys can get over Vegeta and Piccolo.
"Guys please don't pound Goku's face in too badly alright?"
"What is it with you and this whole Goku obsession recently?" Vegeta asked.
"I'm not obsessed with Goku! I'm just saying to go easy on them!"
"They vandalized our lockers, so that gives us the right to vandalize their faces." Piccolo said.
(Flashback ends)
"Uh… no?" The boys said.
"Uh… yes?" Roshi mocked.
"Ok, so they advised us not to do it. Big deal right?" Piccolo asked.
"Girls prefer their opinions to at least be taken into consideration. If their own friends don't listen to them, then what's the point of being around them?"
"So if girls feel like they're being ignored, they leave?" Vegeta asked.
"Yep." Roshi said.
"It sounds like common sense when you think about it!" Krillin said.
"How do you know so much?" Goku asked.
"Well I am quite the ladies' man if I do say so myself." Roshi boasted.
One of the teachers walked past him.
"Well helllooooo Ms. Fuji!" Roshi said staring at the teacher's chest.
"Drop dead." The teacher said walking past.
"She wants me."
Goku and Krillin smiled while Vegeta and Piccolo looked annoyed.
"So what's the feelings part?" Krillin asked.
"Well that shouldn't be anything too bad." Roshi started. "The only times feelings would come in if your friends have a crush on one of you."
Vegeta and Piccolo busted into laughter.
"As if! Bulma having a crush on Goku? That's the funniest thing I've heard in months!"
"Well it's definitely not Chichi having a crush on one of these idiots!"
"Idiots?" Vegeta asked.
"Calm down boys. So, do you think you have a better understanding of the way girls act?"
"Better than before." Krillin said.
"I have more questions." Vegeta said.
"Sure. What?" Roshi asked.
"Why do girls always have to talk about their feelings?"
"To add onto that, why do they always say they're fine, when in reality they're mad about something?" Piccolo asked.
"Why do girls go through so many mood swings?" Krillin asked.
"Why do girls get mad when you ask them for food?" Goku asked.
The guys kept asking Roshi some questions.
"Oh boy." Roshi said.
(Later…)
It was 20 minutes after lunch, and the boys were still there.
"So does that answer all of your questions?"
All the boys had their mouths wide open.
"Girls. Are so. Complicated." Krillin said.
"Well you'll learn to love every personality trait of a girl sooner or later." Roshi said.
"Well Roshi, you're a janitor, peacemaker, and ladies' man. Can you write passes to class too?" Goku asked.
Roshi laughed. "That kids, I cannot do. You're on your own!"
The boys got up from the table, and began walking to class.
"Thanks Roshi!" Goku said.
"No problem!" Roshi said.
"Well you know what we have to do now right?" Goku asked Krillin.
"Yep."
"Same with us Vegeta." Piccolo said.
Vegeta groaned. "Unfortunately."
(After school…)
Chichi was walking down the hallway when Goku and Krillin caught up with her.
"Where were you two last block? I was afraid that something had happened to you!"
"We were trying to understand this whole situation better." Goku said.
"And that included skipping class? Geez guys, you make the stupidest-!"
"We're sorry Chichi!" Goku and Krillin said apologizing.
"We promise we will listen to what you have to say more." Krillin said.
"Really?"
Goku and Krillin nodded.
"Well then how about we got back to my house for some milkshakes?"
"Yes!" Goku and Krillin said.
(Meanwhile…)
Bulma was walking down the sidewalk when Vegeta and Piccolo walked up to her.
"What do you guys want?"
"We…we…." Vegeta said.
"We're sorry that we pissed you off, and we want you back." Piccolo finished.
"Really?" Bulma smiled.
"Yes." Vegeta pulled something out of his pocket. "It's a coupon for a free ice cream sundae. I know how much you love those."
"Aww! So you actually weren't going to steal the ice cream for once?"
"Well we stole the coupon so…"
Bulma hit her two friends over the head, and then brought them close to her. "My boys!"
"Bulma!" They both said.
She lightened the tight grip she had on the two.
"Yeah, we were told that you were feeling neglected, and that we needed to start listening to you more." Vegeta said.
"Smart man. Who told you that?"
"Roshi."
"The janitor?"
"Yeah. Who would've thought he was so wise?" Piccolo said.
"Except he said the funniest thing."
"What was that?"
"He said you'd either be mad at us because we were neglecting you or because you were mad at us for hurting Goku because you have a crush on him."
Vegeta and Piccolo began laughing again.
"Haha… hilarious." Bulma said nervously.
The three continued walking down the sidewalk.
A/N: And that's it for this chapter of AHS! Hope you all liked it! See you next chapter!
