((A/N: -is randomly hugging a Lotus Vine- sorry, I'm randomly in love with my plants this week. Anyway, I've been lazy, but here's a new chapter. It's SUPER SHORT, even for me, and I'm really sorry. But today we learn all about where sitcom ideas come from.
Rom: "Brandy Mallory-"
No! Leave it till the end or you'll spoil the surprise!
Rom, throwing script in trashcan and walking out for a coffee break: "Whatever."
Enjoy!))
"Whoa!" Zelos said, looking at Lloyd's now de-gelled hair, "It's so curly!"
Lloyd, whose hair was curly, but not Kratos' afro curly, more of a cute ringlet curl that bounced as he moved, sobbed, "I know, it's been this way since I was five. That's why I gel it so much."
Zelos hugged him and patted his back, "It's ok. In reality this explains, umm, other things."
Sheena shuttered, "Eww. Lets go guys. I mean girls. Yuan?"
Yuan was hiding under a random bush, "Yeah?"
"What the hell are you doing under that bush?"
Yuan pointed at Lloyd, "Curly!"
"So?"
"I'm scared of curly things!" He yelled back.
Zelos looked up from where he was "comforting" Lloyd, "What? How can you be scared of curly things? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"
Yuan slowing pulled himself up, keeping a safe distance from Lloyd's hair, "When I was six my cousin had a pet poodle. It used to try and kill me when no one was looking."
"Oh… Kay…." Sheena turned back to the door, "Lets just get this over with."
Lloyd pulled on his dress, "Right."
Sheena reached for the handle or what ever, "Act girly."
"Sheena, we're three gay men. How much girlyer can we possibly get?" Yuan asked, still being wary of Lloyd's hair.
"I wonder what the sitcom version of this would be…" Zelos stated.
Que Spontaneous shared daydream!
Sheena walks through set door into apartment, "Guys! I'm home!" (Random laugher)
Yuan pops out of kitchen, holding a pan of fresh muffins, "Hi Sheena!"
Zelos pops out of bedroom, hair in curlers, "Yo Sheena!"
Lloyd pops out of bedroom behind Zelos, hair… messy. -Cough sex hair cough-, "Hey Sheena!"
Random assassins appear from the roof. Sheena kicks ass while the others act all scared.
"Well, has anyone seen my lip gloss?" She asks after kicking the last one out the door.
All three guys, "That's our Sheena!" (Fake audience laughter)
Announcer, "That's Three Gay Guys and a Ninja! Coming this fall on Fox!"
Spontaneous shared daydream ends.
"That was demented," Yuan said, suddenly wanting muffins.
Lloyd shrugged, "Better than that soap opera I watched last week."
Flash to cheesy soap set where two bottles of dish soap are talking.
"I love you Sunlight! I've always loved you!"
"But I can't Dawn! I love Dove!"
A bar of Zest walks in, holding a gun, "Shut up you two! I was trying to sleep!"
Back to reality.
"Can we just get going? We're wasting precious time that me and Kratos could use getting reacquainted, if you know what I mean." Yuan said, trying to open the door.
Lloyd, knowing what he meant, shuttered.
Yuan, after reading the sign that said pull, got the door open and they all walked down into the darkness.
"Holy crap!" Raine shouted excitedly, "It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"
Three very large turtles with bandanas and randomly weaponry where standing outside their cell.
"Yeah, we came here to find some random bad guy, but we got lost." The one in the purple said, "My map got used for a napkin last time we stopped to eat."
They all looked at Raphael, who quickly changed the subject, "You guys want some help out of that cell?"
"Well duh!" Raine reached through the bars and slapped him.
So soon the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (author breaks out into the theme song) got Raine and Kratos out of the cell.
"Hey!" Raine looked at the guys, "Weren't there four of you guys?"
Michaelangelo snorted, "Leonardo went on to try other opportunities. Something about wanting to be a singing loin and a mercenary who wears purple. I always knew that guy was gay."
"Can we get going?" Kratos, who had been silent so far, (and very glad he had decided to wear his Cruxis outfit that day) said in a very deep voice.
"Hey? Have we met before?" Asked the turtle in purple.
"Yeah, you sound like someone I'd share a pizza with." Said the one in orange.
"Or use as a authority figure." Said the one in red.
Kratos shifted nervously, "Um, no. I've never been a- I mean, met a turtle in my life."
"Right…" Raine looked back and forth from the turtles to Kratos.
"I'M NOT A EX-NINJA TURTLE!" Kratos randomly screamed.
Everyone frowned and did the little dot dot dot thing above their heads.
"Can we just go?" The auburn finally asked after a long moment of awkward silence.
"Sure…" Donatello said, and they all walked into to the shadows.
((And that's all I can write of the moment. I have to leave and won't be back till Monday. Not like I would have updated by then anyway, but this way I have an excuse. Very Super Sorry for the shortness and such, I'm in pain! And I want to finish other chapters of stuff. I know I promised someone that I'd update this, the Yuan vs. Raine showdown and The Crown you gave me, all at the same time, but I don't think I can. I'M SORRY PEOPLES. I promise to have a new chapter of this up next week! O.k. Rom, you can do the disclaimer now…
Rom: "Brandy Mallory does not own ToS, Fox, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sunlight, Dawn, Dove or Zest, so please do not sue her. She has no money."
Thank you Rom, and remember, every time you don't review Kratos has an urge to kiss Genis. ))
