Disclaimer: I used to own Twilight but a leprechaun stole it from me and gave it to Steph.
BPOV
I couldn't stand it! I had to see what was going on! I called Alice and within seconds she was at my window. She scooped me up and she ran to the huge white house that I would soon call home. As soon as we started down the driveway I heard screaming. Really high-pitched girly screaming.
"Who-"
"Emmett." Alice answered before I could ask. She set me down and we ran together up the porch. The door opened and there stood my angel. His hair was covered in fruit; oranges, apples, and? Sweet potatoes?! His crooked smile formed on his face and I laughed.
"The things you and your family get into!" I walked up and took his hand.
"Yup. You so do not want to see what Emmett got himself into." We rounded the corner of the living room and I screamed along with Emmett. HIS ENTIRE WAS A WATERMELON! How was he not dead?
"Emmett?" I asked uneasily. He smiled. His head was an oval sitting on his neck. His eyes and mouth were there but his nose and ears were gone. The green of the watermelon complimented his pale skin. He could start a new trend and call it "Melon Head! The juiciest thing around. The Cullens (AND ME) would travel the world, doing fashion shows and making billions! (not that they needed the money) It would be amazing! Then, once Em's career was over we would retire in the Caribbean and live happily. Years later, he could come back and everyone would gasp, thinking that he would be old, or even dead by then. We'd tell them that watermelons keep you from aging. Then, we'd open a giant franchise that sold watermelons and make TRILLIONS! And for all the vampires out there, we'd research a potion that would make it so watermelons couldn't hurt vampires. Oh the mon-
"Earth to Bella!" Emmett shouted, breaking me out of my fantasies. "It's just me. I'm fine actually. I feel a little top heavy, but I can learn to deal with it." He smiled and I noticed that Rosalie was crying in the corner. For once I felt sorry for her. I wouldn't want my husband to be a watermelon head either. Unless it made money… we could make so much money that-
"BELLA!" Edward said.
"What?"
"Stop thinking about money- OMG! I can read your mind! I can read your mind!"
"No you can't."
"OH! I can't anymore!"
"GUYS SOLUTION HERE!" Rose shouted at us.
"Give Jasper a swirly! Give Jasper a swirly!" Emmett yelled.
"EEP." Jaz squeaked from somewhere upstairs.
"I'm serious." Rose said sternly.
"Um… maybe Aro could help us. He's actually an evil scientist." Carlisle said as he glided down the stairs with Esme at his side.
"Good thinking." Edward said.
One long plane ride to Italy later…
"Is he gonna fix my head yet? Is he gonna fix my head yet? Is he gonna fix my head yet? Is he gonna f-"
"EMMETT we're not there yet. We'll be in Volterra in a few minutes." Esme said, barley able to control her temper.
"Fine."
Five minutes later we were standing in Volturi castle.
"WELCOME! Welcome! Come in! Ah, hello Carlisle, my old friend." Aro said smiling, completely unaware of Emmett's predicament.
"Aro, my son needs help. Can we go to your lab?" Carlisle asked simply.
"Right this way." Heidi said unenthusiastically as she lead us further underground. We stopped in a dark room.
"Long ago," Aro said moving around us. "I created a formula that made vampires immune to the evils of watermelons." Well damn! There goes my brilliant money-making plan! "Here it is. Drink it and be well again." Aro said offering a beaker to Emmett. He chugged it and gasped.
"But it's just blood!"
"Exactly! Silly, blood cures all watermelon-related problems!"
"REALLY?" Everyone asked at once.
"No only this particular one!" We left for home, happy to be away from Aro and his weridness. Em's head was normal and Rosalie was in an unnaturally good mood. We arrived in Forks, ready for another adventure!
Her ends the epic of "The Bet" I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! Crème Puffs… coming soon.
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-Kate M.
