Disclaimer: LawlietxRinoa wrote this chapter, but the story originally belongs to deep.lilac. Alex and Shea belong to deep.lilac while Ashley and Savannah belong to LawlietxRinoa. The other characters don't belong to either of us.

Mello shot Emmett in the head, which bounced off and rolled next to the drama teacher. Ms. Jeg went crazy and ran away far, pulling her out hair out as she went, having witnessed a student getting shot and not dying. Everyone went outside to get fresh air, when a school bus showed up. A bus driver greeted them, who looked startlingly like Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus. Edward's face looked very disturbed, while L stared at him sucking his thumb…

Edward!, L thoughtEdward turned towards L. Tell me…Who is Kira? How does he kill? Edward turned away, ignoring everything about this Kira dying notebook thing.

Everyone pushed and shoved trying to get on the bus first but when everyone was on they noticed two girls sitting in the back of the bus wearing black hoodies. Alex and Shea exchanged looks before going over to them. Everyone else found seats, and argued with the driver as to which radio station to put on.

"So… what are the characters of Death Note, Harry Potter, and Twilight doing here?" One of them said. "Yeah! Are you guys regular humans, like us?" The other one asked.

"Yeah, we have no idea. They just showed up at our school!" Alex whispered, throwing her arms up in exclamation.

"I'm Shea, and this is Alex. What are your names?" Shea said questioning.

"I'm Savannah, and this is Ashley. Finally… we have the opportunity to tease Bella and Edward!" The pale girl yelled. The tan girl, Ashley, nodded in agreement. Edward, who of course heard them, turned to see what they were talking about, only to find Ashley flipping him off. He hissed at them and tried to shield Bella from their view.

"Alice!" Misa-Misa squealed. "The new girls have the same initials as Alex and Shea! Alex and Ashley. Shea and Savannah! Kawaii!"

"Umm, Misa? I think that's just a coincidence. My name starts with an A too…" Alice said, trying to get some smarts into Misa's brain.

Hermione and Light were glaring daggers at each other, trying to prove who was smarter, while L sat behind them and tried to see which of them was Kira. Light made sure to make Ryuk and Rem stay at the school because he didn't want Harry to freak out again, and then have L to figure out that they were his and Misa's shinigami.

"Driver! Where the hell we goin' anyway?!" Mello screamed, his hand itching to pull out a gun and shoot the frizzy haired lady.

"Please refrain from vulgar language kids! We're going to the Zoo!" The freaky driver chirped in her bubblegum-voice.

"Ugh. That filthy mudblood reminds me of that oaf Hagrid!" Draco Malfoy sneered. Tom nodded in agreement. Harry turned red.

"Don't talk about Hagrid like that!" Harry tackled Malfoy. Mello and Matt chanted 'Fight! Fight!' while Emmett and Jasper exchanged bets over who would win.

Meanwhile, Rosalie was twirling Near's hair and Jacob gagged, trying not to turn into a werewolf. Ron stared at Near, jealous that the little shrimp was hogging Rosalie's attention. Bella was trying to seduce Edward.

"Only if you marry me, Bella," Edward held her hand

"Edward…" She batted her eyelashes and lunged for his lips.

"You were just kissing Jacob, you st!" Savannah and Ashley screamed in unison, before hiding their faces in their hood. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at them, jaws hanging open until…

"No vulgar language! Don't make me stop this bus!" Ms. Frizzle, the driver, screeched. Her whole person seemed to turn evil. Everyone sat down and shut their mouths. Then she turned nice again, and turned on the radio. Chiodos was blasting through the speakers.

Finally, the bus came to a stop and everyone got in a single file line and marched out politely, because they were scared to death of the bus driver. Alex and Shea were asking Ashley where she and Savannah came from, and who was their favorite characters. Ashley told them her fave was Ryuuk, and Ron. They got Savannah's answer when she showed them a monogrammed "L" necklace, bracelet, ring, and anklet.

Then Edward, Emmett and Jasper temporarily disappeared. When they came back, a voice over the intercom said. "We're sorry visitors, but the mountain lions, the grizzly bears, and the tiger have just mysteriously died. We're very sorry!" Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Alex, Shea, Ashley, and Savannah glared at the three boys.

'They just had to eat half the zoo, huh?' The girls thought. Misa said "Lions, and tigers, and bears… Oh my!" No comment.

An evil monkey stole Mello's chocalate, and as he pulled out his gun to shoot it, Tom put a hand on his shoulder and shook his head. Then he pulled the wand from his pocket and did the Imperius curse on the monkey making it torture itself, and fling itself around the cage. Mello and Matt laughed for ages, and officially recruited Tom into their group. When Draco came up to join them, Mello punched him in the face and Matt threw his gameboy at Draco's nose. Draco rolled around on the floor screaming, "Oooh it's killin' me! It's killin' me!" Tom, Matt, and Mello looked at each other and shook their heads before going to see the baby seals.

Jacob was bored, so he turned into a wolf and went and fought with the other wolfs in the zoo. Bella stared at him in longing. Edward came up to her and got jealous.

Jasper's eyes looked glazed, and he wobbled.

"What happened, Jasper?"

"They gave strong medication to the tigers," Emmett shrugged, "Jasper's drunk."

Bella stared at an exhibit. Edward looked questionly at her. She answered, "Umm… I was just umm hoping that the other wolf beats Jacob up!" Bella said.

Edward muttered, "Dog."

She huffed. "What's wrong with you Edward?!" She started arguing while Edward patiently tried to explain something. They continued to argue, while Alex and Shea went to find the two girls who were also stuck with these loony fictional characters.

Ashley was trying to pull Harry away from Mello. "You! How dare you insult Albus Dumbledore!"

Mello looked confused. "Who the hell is Albus DimbleDorf?!"

Harry roared. "Raahhh, he's doing it again!"

Ron looked at Harry in disbelief. "You're off your rocker, mate!" Shea and Alex intervened and helped Ashley sedated Harry.

"Where's Savannah?" Alex asked. Ashley shrugged. They all went to go find her, passing by Rosalie chasing after Near yelling "Come back, Sweetie! I won't call you seven again! I look younger than I really am too!"

Near was running away, and said, "I don't care! Please go away!" He threw his dice at her, which she dodged easily and finally used her vampire speed to catch up with him. As the regular human girls passed, they heard Near cry in defeat as Rosalie carried him off in the direction of the ice-cream stand. "Please, no, Rosalie!"

"You should have a happy childhood, Near." Rosalie replied simply.

L was typing in a laptop.

"OMG! L!" Savannah burst, "You're so kawaii in person!"

The other three 'normal' girls didn't say anything.

Shea muttered something about L actually being an emo and cutting his wrist, while L looked expressionless.

"There is zero chance that you are Kira, Savannah," He declared, hunching his back a little more.

Alex looked annoyed and exasperated. "Ugh! Come on, Kira is Light! Get it through your thick skull!"

"Yeah, and Misa-Misa is the second Kira! Aren't you supposed to be a genius?!" Shea retorted, while Ashley gave him a 'DUH!' look.

"Ah, so it was as I thought! However, we still have no evidence. Our current task is to find all evidence that can support this." L never took his eyes off the laptop. Before the girls could roll their eyes, they heard a loud scream that they all recognized: Alice Cullen.

"Jasper!" Alice's eyes were very wide.

"Yes, sir..." Jasper did a drunken salute, "C-confederates region," he slurred his words and fell over.

"I take it he's Republican," Shea blinked.

"Can I hug you?" Savannah looked dreamily at L.

"...Beg your pardon?..." L looked away from his laptop to Savannah.

Savannah showed him her wrist plastered with jewelry. "I got these monogrammed rings and stuff that say 'L', see? Your amazing…"

It was the first time in his life that L didn't know what to think.

"I never thought L would be creeped out!" Alex laughed.

Hermony and Light were playing chess.

"Misa doesn't like it when Light is with her," Misa wined.

"Your gelfriend," Hermony had a British accent, "is very immature."

Misa darkened. She had enough of Hermony and smartness.

There was a food-stand a few yards away.

Ron had accidently caused a building to disappear. The 'normal-people' stared. L took the chance to escape.

"Ashley, do you ever feel like everything is being planned out?" Alex asked.

"Yeah, and I get dreams about MicrosoftWord," Ashley said.

"Me too, it's weird," Alex looked thoughtful, "Do you dream about TimesNewRoman too?"

"Yes. Why do you think that is?"

Shea whistled innocently.

Edward thought read Shea's mind.

Hope you like it!

Author's Note: Thank you LawlietxRinoa! She wrote like, 98 of this chapter. This has been a chapter written by LawlietxRinoa, and I (deep.lilac) added some stuff. Again, if anyone wants to write a chapter, message me. Credit/Worship LawlietxRinoa.