Chapter 9: Lumpy Frey
Note that Frey and Leonard will meet Lumpy Space Princess (8 years old) and the LSP on AT became queen of Lumpy Space.
Frey and Leonard were walking in a empty valley then they saw a female lumpy space person with a yellow star on her forehead floating in their way and she was talking on a cellphone.
"Oh you should totally like break up with that guy Lanna" she said with a masculine voice not noticing when she bumped into them.
"Hey watch it you fatso!" Leonard yelled.
She slam her cellphone shut and stared at Leonard, "Do you like know who you talking to?"
"I have to say that im talking to a guy"
"No im Lumpy space princess the sexiest girl in the lumpin world" LSP said doing a pose and Leonard began to gag.
When LSP saw Frey, she immediatly fell in love with him, "Heelloo lover boy you can't resist me can you?"
Frey laughed nervously moving backwards when she got closer to him. "Uh listen LSP I-I like another girl" Frey said but she didn't believe him.
"Just admit it you can't resist these lumps" LSP grab his foot preventing him from running away.
Then LSP was dragging Frey away as he dig his hands into the ground yelling for help. "Hey let go of my cousin!" Leonard yelled pushing the princess away from Frey. LSP got angry and she grabbed Frey again.
Leonard press his paw to her forehead where there is a star, the star turned dark and LSP stopped floating and landed on Frey.
Frey screamed in pain when he felt her fangs in his left leg, the star glowed back and she started floating again. "Sorry like whatever"
"Frey are you okay?"
"Yeah Leonard im alright its just a bump" Frey said poking the bump on his leg.
"Oh thats no bump you have the case of the lumps" LSP said texting on her phone.
Frey gotten scared not knowing what the cases of the lumps are, "What is the case of lumps LSP?"
"Its like a stage you know where you turn into a lumpy space guy on account of my bite its like you know werewolf rules *She show her fangs and growled*"
"I don't want to be lumpy space guy forever is there a cure?" Frey
"Well if its like werewolf rules then you have to kill the person who bit you and-"
"Aw lump no you ain't killing me, theres a cure but you have to go all the way to Lumpy Space to get it and its boring there" LSP said interupting Leonard.
"Take us there now!" Leonard yelled seeing more bumps appearing on Frey's leg.
"Okay fine Frey would look better as lumpy space guy" LSP muttered as she headed to a forest with Frey and Leonard following her. She stop moving when she look down at a mushroom and a frog, the frog jump on the mushroom and said. "Password please"
"Whatevers 2009!"
"Good afternoon princess do you have permission from your mother to be teleported with these two... non-lumpers"
"Yeah whatever"
The frog launched its tounge at LSP and she was sucked in, Leonard second, and Frey last.
Frey blinked and saw Lumpy Space where meteors were passing by and other lumpy space people riding in cars that floats.
"Why are these non-lumpers doing here?" a female said who looked exactly like LSP.
"Sorry ma but I totally like bitten this cute boy by accident and he wanted the cure"
She sighed with her eyes closed, "Well if you try to get the cure its too late"
"What do you mean its too late Lumpy Space Queen?"
"Well a few years ago lumpy space people who wanted to be "Smooth" became a cult and they reside in the mystic cave taking the orb that cures lumpiness" LSQ said seeing Frey getting bumps on his left arm.
"But if you don't sit on the orb by sunset you'll be lumpy like forever" LSQ said and they gasped except LSP.
"Then wheres the cave at?" Leonard asked.
"Come on I'll take you there myself" she said taking them into her car. "Why can't I drive the car ma?"
"Because you are too young and last time you drive my car you ran over your ex boyfriend" LSQ said.
"He deserved it for cheating on me" LSP said crossing her arms when her mother got the car started and it floated driving across Lumpy Space.
The car stopped moving near a large dark cloudy cave that look like a bunch of clouds formed together. "Okay this is the place but be careful these people have gone insane staying in that place so its dangerous"
Frey, LSP, and Leonard nodded entering inside the cave. Inside the cave it was not dark so its better for them to see and they can hear water dripping off from the ceiling of the cave and it was quiet... too quiet.
They soon saw a large room surrounded by many tunnels and there is a orb in the center of the room on a small pillar with a few people sitting down.
"Okay guys listen up, if we need to get the orb we gotta sneak and don't make a sound got it?" Leonard whispered looking back at his cousin seeing the lumps forming on his face, they need to get the orb quickly before Frey turns completely lumpy.
Frey, Leonard, and LSP sneak slowly toward the orb as the cult were sitting still with their eyes close.
*Ring ring ring*
LSP answered her cell phone and began talking while Frey and Leonard's jaw drop, "Hey girl how you doing... Yeah im totally like dating this hot guy who is fixin to turn into a lumpy space guy and-
"LSP shut up!" Leonard whispered trying to take her phone but she move back. "You shut up Leonard im sorry I'll have to call you back brb *she click end on her phone and stared at Leonard* why did you have to interupt me for Leonard?"
LSP remembered that shes in the cave, she turn her head and saw a few people of the cult staring at her. She laugh nervously and yelled punching one of them in the face. "GET THE LUMPIN ORB!"
They ran toward the orb pushing them away from them but more had came from the tunnels and there were too many of them so they have no choice but to fight them.
A group of the cult charge toward Leonard and he reacted by stretching his arm wrapping around them and threw them at the others that were after LSP. One of them jumped on him and bite his back. Leonard grunted slamming it on the ground and more pounced on him.
Frey saw this happening and gotten angry, "Leave my cousin ALONE!" Frey's body soon turn into flames and was growing in size, the brightness off of him cause them to cover their eyes. Frey conjured fire and threw them at them, their bodies caught on fire screaming of the pain, they all soon ran away in the tunnels and the room went silent.
Frey gotten back to his normal self and ran to Leonard who was covered in bite marks including lumps. "Cousin sit on this orb it'll cure you" Frey said putting him on the orb.
When Leonard sat on the orb, his bite marks and lumps vanish and he gotten back to normal. Leonard got off of the orb letting Frey sitting on it too. The lumps on his body disappeared and he sighed peacefully.
"Uh guys I think we should go now" Leonard said hearing more of them coming from the tunnels.
LSP had the head start seeing the light out of the tunnel while Frey and Leonard were following behind her as the cult were chasing them.
Mean while Lumpy Space Queen was texting on her cellphone sitting in her car waiting for her daughter and the two boys to come back. "Start the car start the car!" they yelled.
LSQ got the car started and the kids jumped in and she shifted gear floating away from the cave.
Frey and Leonard highfive each other staring at the orb that they are holding in their hands.
Frey threw the orb back at the cult and one of them caught it and they went back inside their cave.
"Okay guys im dropping you off at my house is that alright?" LSQ said parking near her house.
Couple hours later, Frey and Leonard were playing a game with Beemo and they heard knocking on their door.
Leonard open the door and slammed it in a hurry. "What is it cousin?"
"Frey you gotta run-" the door busted open with a bunch of princesses coming in ignoring Leonard's pain. "Ooh LSP is so right you are cute" one of the princesses said.
'Glob save me' Frey thought and Beemo got in front of them. "Frey! run I'll hold them off!" Beemo yelled.
Frey jump out through a window and started running away while the girls stampeded over Beemo.
While Frey was running, he saw his sister planting trees on the ground where they were cut down by the business men's machine and she lost some weight due to work. "Sol help me by slowing these girls down!" Frey yelled running past her.
She look back seeing princessess heading this way, she smiled bringing her foot out and she trip all the princesses down which they landed on mud, giving her brother time to escape.
"What was that for fatty?" one of the princessess said wiping mud off of her. "I didn't do anything you must've trip over a branch" Sol responded and she laughed to herself when she went back to her work while the princessess were looking all over for Frey.
