Demyx's turn! Thanks for the reviews everyone!
How to make him beat the tar out of you
1. Every time you see him say "Dance, Demyx, Danceā¦"
2. Call him a chicken-wuss.
3. Arm yourself with shock gum, pens and, the mighty, joy buzzer.
4. Electrically pulse everything in his room.
5. Record his reaction.
6. Throw his sitar into a wood chipper.
7. When he cries hug him and whisper in his ear, "Cry a river, build a bridge and get over it!" Start whispering, end yelling.
8. Shave off his Mulhawk. (Half mullet, half Mohawk)
9. Take pictures of Demyx bald.
10. Ask if he's dating Zexion.
11. Flood Larxene's room and blame Demyx.
12. Record Larxene fighting Demyx.
13. When he's begging for you to help hide him from the sadist agree but lock him in the room with said sadist.
14. Record his agony.
15. Beg to play his replacement sitar and start playing as badly as humanly possible.
16. Smash the replacement to pieces.
17. Burn the chips of the first sitar.
18. Put the mother of all water balloons over Xemnas' head during a meeting.
19. End any awkward silence with a completely horrible dance.
20. Tell everyone Demyx taught you to dance.
21. Dye his skin blue.
Hope you enjoy it. I've got to finish updating other stories before this one but reviews make me update faster.
