This one is funny, and for the second time, Duncan comes up to the stage!

Singing, 'The Crime', here's Duncan!

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The Crime (A Parody of 'The Climb' by Miley Cyrus')

Cop car light gleamin'

Please tell me I'm dreamin' but

There's a voice that sounds like Courtney saying

'You stupid delinquent'

Every item I'm taking

All the trouble I'm making

I'm lost with no direction

Where the hell's my apartment

But I

I gotta keep trying

Gotta keep stealing and telling lies

Cause

I'm always gonna have to go to juvie

I'm always gonna wanna get out soon

There's always gonna be another police man

It's all good as long as he don't shoot

Ain't about having to go to court

Ain't about if I have to serve my time

It's the crime

The cops I'm facing

The risk that I'm taking

Sometime's Courtney won't pay bail

No I'm not breaking

I may not know it

But at this moment

She's probably calling her lawyer but

I just gotta keep going

And I

Sometimes I'm real wrong

That's why I'm stuck in jail this long

Cause

I'm always gonna have to go to juvie

I'm always gonna wanna get out soon

There's always gonna be another police man

It's all good as long as he don't shoot

Ain't about having to go to court

Ain't about if I have to serve my time

It's the crime

Yeah

I'm always gonna have to go to juvie

I'm always gonna wanna get out soon

There's always gonna be another police man

It's all good as long as he don't shoot

Ain't about having to go to court

Ain't about if I have to serve my time

It's the crime

Yeah

Keep on stealing, keep lying

Spray some paint, baby

It's all about; it's all about the crime!

Spray the paint, spray your paint

Whoa…

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So, what did you think?

Yeah, that's what I thought you would say.

Miley Cyrus is such a douchebag.

R&R!

~cereal~