Disclaimer: Don't own 'em...still.

Inspired by Fifi and Aella...and possibly Miandre.


Renaissance

Juliet was watching Artemis paint a reproduction of The Scream. It was identical to the original, which incidentally was sitting on an easel beside his reproduction.

'I don't know how you can stand this, Artemis,' she said, idly poking at the easel. 'All these artists are so depressed and miserable.'

Artemis considered this for a moment. 'Not all artists,' he said finally. 'The ones in the Renaissance were happy and gay.'

Juliet looked confused for a moment. 'You mean gay as in…cheerful, right?'

Artemis shook his head. 'No, I mean GAY. Think about it. Leonardo da Vinci, Botticelli, Michelangelo, Raphael…'


No, I have nothing against gay people, just before you ask...Reviews?