CHAPTER EIGHT: THE ONE BRANDI HAS BEEN WAITING FOR

THEN, SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A GIANT NOISE AND THE WALL EXPLODED!

(This is Meg, by the way)

BITS OF ROCK (okay, chunks of rock) FLEW EVERYWHERE! WE WERE SHOWERED IN DUST AND WALL-JUICE AND STUFF. (They were large chunks of rock. It hurt, but we weren't bothered by that.)

THEN! WHEN THE DUST CLEARED, WE COULD SEE TWO BEINGS- NO WAIT THREE- STANDING IN THE HOLE IN THE WALL.

One was a lady who looked just like Brandi's mom. The second was a boy (guy, dude, whatever) who was really cute. And the third was bear- not a real bear, a stuffed animal bear- that was sitting on the boy's shoulder.

"MOM?!" Brandi shrieked.

"Mom?!" everyone else demanded.

Because, yeah, it was Brandi's mom wearing some sort of battle outfit.

The Queen of Hearts, from her place lying on the ground, pointed her scepter at Brandi's mom, "You…" she hissed.

"Brandi," her mom said, ignoring the Queen, "There is something I need to tell you."

"WHAT?!"

"I'm really Alice Linden,"

"What? Who's Alice Linden?" Brandi demanded.

"The one who plagued my great Land of Wonder and defeated my Jabberwocky so many years ago when she was just a little girl!" the Queen of Hearts yelled.

"Yeah," Brandi's mom, Alice Linden nodded.

"Whoa, you're THEE ALICE?!" Brandi cried.

"Who am I related to?" I asked, "Can it be Red Ridinghood?"

"But wait," Taylor said, ignoring me, "Carl is the Queen of Heart's son and Brandi is Alice's daughter, so that makes them, like, enemies."

"She," Carl said, "is not my mother."

"Who are you?" Daisy asked the boy and the bear.

"I AM SUPER BUDDY!" the bear yelled, jumping on to my shoulder.

"Oh joy, Buddy, you're here," I muttered.

"YES! YES I AM!"

"And I am Prince Tony of Wonderland, son of the White Queen," the boy said in an Irish accent, kissing Brandi's hand, "and I forever pledge my loyalty to the daughter of Wonderland's finest heroine."

"WHY ARE YOU ALL RELATED TO RANDOM FICTIONAL PEOPLE?!" Maureen yelled.

"So says the fictional lady," I mumbled.

"OMG," Fiyero yelled, "THAT BEAR IS ATTACKING MY FAAACCCEEEE!"

"Buddy," I pulled the bear off of Fiyero's face, "please don't eat his face."

"He had jam on his chin," Buddy said.

"That doesn't matter!"

"Can I see the datapad?" Fiyero asked as Prince Tony took the bubble wrap off of him.

"Sure."


Okay, so YO. This is Fiyero in da… blown up palace! Fo shizzle and what have you.

After Meg handed me a datapad the Queen of Hearts (read, Carl's mom!) took off and since Prince Tony and Alice (read, Brandi's mom!) had finished removing all the chains and bubble wrap and stuff, Meg Lane Buddy and Maureen ran after her.

"We'll get the Queen!" Meg yelled before she turned the corner, "You save Summer!"

"Yes sir!" I called, "Onward! To save Summer!"

"Who's Summer?" Alice asked Brandi.

"She's Taylor and Meg's dance teacher," Brandi said, "Carl's her husband."

"But Carl is the son of my mortal enemy!" Alice said as we all ran to find Summer.

"She is NOT MY MOTHER!" Carl, who was ahead of everyone in the charge, yelled.

"But Carl's good," Daisy said, "and he just found out that the Queen of Hearts is his mother."

"NOT MY MOM!"

"Which way now?" Peter asked as we reached a fork in the hallways.

"This way!" Carl yelled and we were off again.


Meg again. So while Fiyero and Brandi and Daisy and Taylor and Prince Tony and AJ and Peter and Alice/Brandi's Mom and Elphaba and everyone else ran around looking for Summer, Lane, Buddy, Maureen and I chased after the Queen of Hearts.

That would have been such an awesome movie. Think about it, a girl, her boyfriend, a bi performer and a spastic bear chasing after the QUEEN OF HEARTS!

ANYWAY.

The Queen fled into another giant chamber and tried to shut the door, but Lane and I used the Force to hold it open.

"Darn your Push!" the queen yelled.

"IT'S THE FORCE! WHY DOES NO ONE GET THAT?"

But then we saw was the Queen was standing in front of.

"Holy meat cakes," Buddy said.

"Feel the power of the all-mighty Jabberwocky!" Queen Regalia yelled as the giant beast swooped down and tried to breath fire at us.

Never thought I'd say this but, Thank Goodness For Maureen Johnson.

She raised both arms in lightning speed and used the Force to create an energy field that blocked the flame.

The Jabberwocky was a huge beast, with a long round-ish body and an even-longer neck that had the ugliest head attached to the end. It had talons like swords and toe-nails like dinner knives. It's switching tail was tearing down the tapestries in the chamber left and right. It's wings created mighty gusts of wind and its breath was completely rancid.

"Let's split up gang!" Buddy yelled.

I ran directly at the Jabberwocky, under it really, while Lane ran right and Maureen darted left. We had our lightsabers out in seconds.

"YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE GREAT JABBERWOCKY!" the Queen yelled.

"Like meat!" Buddy yelled, trying to distract the Jabberwocky who seemed to have a taste in bear.

Lane made a swipe at the Jabberwocky's left leg, missing completely as the beast took flight again.

The Jabberwocky dodged as I threw spears (that had been hanging on the walls) at him.

At least I think the Jabberwocky was a him. We couldn't really tell.

Anyway, Maureen managed to chop off the tip of the Jabberwocky's tail as it sailed past her head. I blocked blows from the talons. Lane cried out and I turned, the Jabberwocky had struck Lane's arm, knocking his lightsaber from his hand and cutting a gash in his arm.

Queen Regalia laughed and disappeared out a back door.

"AAHHGG!" he cried.

"LANE!" I cried.

"I'm… okay, I'm okay!" he said Force-pulling his lightsaber into his other hand. We resumed the fight.


YO YO YO. Fiyero here! So while Lane, Meg, Maureen, and Buddy fought the Jabbererwoker, The rest of us were running down halls looking for where the Wizard took Summer.

"Which way?" Daisy asked, looking at Carl.

"I… I don't know, I can't feel her anymore," he cradled his head in his hands.

"I can- oh my gosh- I can see her!" Taylor cried, closing her eyes.

"WHAT?" Carl all but yelled.

"Yeah, yeah, She's in a big room with the Wizard and Morrible, and Morrible is standing over her with a magic wand and she's-" Taylor's eyes snapped open, "Oh my gosh. They're trying to steal her baby. THIS WAY!"


AAAAHHHHH! OH NO! What will happen? Who knows! (Okay, I do, but whatever.)(Actually, it think a few more people know too.) ANYWAY. Phantom, I wanted to tell you, I got this book on CD from the library: Dork Diaries 4… I think it was. Anyway, I normally wouldn't read that book other than the fact that the person narrating the audio book it JENNI BARBER! It's really fun listening to her read it!

Maureen: OMG. WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

Meg: No we're not.

Buddy: YES WE ARE.

Fiyero: AAAHHH SCARY BEAR!

Taylor: Shut up.

JAS: Um guys?

Brandi: I CAN'T BELIEVE ALICE IN WONDERLAND IS MY MOM!

JAS: Hey, guys?!

Prince Tony: Your eyes shine like diamond in the sky, my dear Brandi.

JAS: HELLO? GUYS?!

Everyone: WHAT?!

JAS: Would you please do the disclaimer and stuff?

Elphaba: Jedi Annie Scrambler does not own Wicked, Alice in Wonderland, Star Wars, RENT, or anything else I've failed to mention.

Daisy: Pickles for all who review! Wait… what?

Fiyero: Pickles? Ew.

Buddy: NO PICKLES! WE SHALL HAVE MEAT!