Let me set the scene. Roy, Alphonse, and Edward were sitting at a table in a outside resturant. Roy was reading a paper, Al was just sitting, and Ed looked devious.
Ed gave a quick glace at Roy. "Roy, can I see that paper for a sec?" Roy handed Ed the paper and gave a weary glace as his eyes skimmed the page. He flipped a couple pages before his eyes widening. "Huh...That's odd...I thought that would be big news..."
Roy was a little suspicious now. "You thought what would be big news?"
"Well, there seems to be an absense of a certaint ornathological peice..." Ed countered with a matter-of-fact tone. he flipped a page casually " A headline regarding mass awarness of a certaint avain variety..."
Roy was now hoplessly confused. "What are you talking about?"
Ed's eyes widened a bit more and his voice changed into surprise. "Oh, have you not heard?" He motioned to the paper, and his voice dropped to disapproval. "It was my understanding that everyone had heard."
"Heard what?"
Alphonse lept and up and let out a terrified screech. "ROY, DON'T!"
Edward sprang from his chair and started to ...sing...and...do the monkey it looked like.
"A- WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD! B-BIRD'S THE WORD! A-WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD! B-BIRD'S THE WORD! A-WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD! B-BIRD'S THE WORD! A-WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD! B-BIRD'S THE WORD!"
He pointed at Roy, who was conviced that Ed's coffee had been spiked. "ROY! DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD!" He ran up to Roy and held him closely. "WELL EDWARD'S GUNNA TELL YOU ABOUT THE BIRD! A- WELL BIRD BIRD B-BIRD'S THE WORD! A-WELL A BIRD!"
Edward lept backward a bit and made a surfing motion. The entire time, Al was standing, giving Ed a withering glare.
"SURFIN' B- " Ed began to shake and move uncontrolably and soon he fell to the ground in what looked like a sezueir. He continued to make noises before gasping and falling limp.
Roy immeditaly rushed to the boy's side. "Oh my god, Edward, are you alright?"
"Papapa oomamaomao papa oomamamaomao." Ed lept up and began dancing once again, continuing his stupid chant.
Alphonse pulled out a gun and put the barrel in his mouth.
OK! That was sooo awkward to write!
Two disclaimers today! WHOO!
I DO NOT OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST OR FAMILY GUY!
Yes, that idea came from Family Guy. I don't reall watch it, but this was too funny to pass up! Review please!
~Hawky
