Surprise folks! You thought I was done with this fic without revealing what happened to the girls AFTER their captures did ya? Well think again! Somebody stop me!
Disclaimer: Fan of Fanfics21 does not own Naruto or The World God Only Knows
Ino After
Ino Yamanaka is currently hanging out with Sakura Haruno. After rekindling their friendship and wishing each other the best of luck as their rivalry began anew, one Sasuke Uchiha is slowly losing his mind from their antics. "So Sakura, I heard your mission became an A-rank one. Care to explain?" Ino asked as Sakura told her the encounters with the Demon Brothers and Zabuza Momochi himself and also the terrifying site of Naruto eating Elsie's strange cooking that resembled cannibalism. When Ino heard about Elsie's cooking part she laughed. "Sakura, there is no way a human being would actually eat another person. That's just plain sick! Are you sure she wasn't using genjutsu as a prank? After all she is related to Naruto." Ino said as the words hit Sakura with full force as she hung her head down as she couldn't believe she fell for that trick. "So you want to go train?" Ino asked as Sakura nodded.
Right now we see Sakura and Ino at it again with their rivalry. Naruto had two bicycle exercising equipment attached to empty generators. He had asked them to use them to help them exercise and at the same time recharge the generators which they had refused. That was then Naruto held a picture of a 6-year old Sasuke smiling and playing with his toys and told the girls that if the one who charges the most generators first wins it. This immediately made the girls make eye contact with each other as sparks erupted from them and they hoped on and started pedaling. In less than an hour, it revealed that every generator was charged and it was a tie, luckily Naruto had a spare copy of the picture in case something like this would happen as the two girls went home with exhausted legs and a happy smile. Naruto has more plans in store to get these girls in shape while they help him get what he needs mwhahahahahahahaha!
Haku After
Haku of the Yuki Clan is currently wearing her new Mist headband with her genin teammates with Zabuza as her sensei. She couldn't believe that the civil war was over and bloodlines in Mist were safe again as Mei Terumi the new Fifth Mizukage gave them a chance to settle down now that the hunter-nins are no longer after them. She is currently reading Ice Princess she had snuck from Zabuza and for some reason, the protagonist and the Ice Princess in the story remind her of something familiar but she couldn't put her hand on it. When she read the kissing scene she imagined someone but blushed, closed the book and put it back where she got it and took a really cold shower.
In a special cellar, Haku is using her bloodline to create ice sculptures and made many beautiful pieces of art. She sometimes invites Mei to look at them as she noticed the latest one that Haku made. "My Haku, this one is missing its head." Mei said as Haku smiled at that one. "It's supposed to have the face of the one boy I liked very much but I can't recall anything about him. But I know I will meet him again someday." She said as Mei smiled and cheered her on. That was then Aoi came in. "Mizukage-sama, we have to prepare for the Chunin Exams soon." He said as he noticed Haku's ice sculptures. "You need to find a new hobby before it's too late…" he said as Mei heard those words as they began echoing in her head "Too late…?" "Ice sculptures aren't that very stylish unless there's a wedding going on." He said as this one echoed in both of their heads "Aren't that very stylish? And a wedding going on?" they thought as the smiled in a sweet voice and spoke in synch. "Aoi, shut up or we'll kill you." They said as Aoi looked with them with a scared and confused expression wondering what he did wrong.
Sonia After
Sonia was having a good day, she had just finished her new record and wanted to see it herself, but something went wrong. "What do you mean it's not working?" the stage manager asked the cameraman. "I don't know, it was working a minute ago and now it's not working! It still has Sonia's music video in there." He said not noticing that Sonia heard them and had her stun gun out as she used it on the camera scaring both men as the cameraman leapt into the manager's arms at the surprise attack. After she removed the stun gun from the camera the men noticed that it was fixed again. "It's working again! Thank you so much Sonia-chan!" they said in synch. Sonia smiled, "It's no big deal and your welcome!" she said as she skipped off to feed Tama-chan.
The next day at the studio, we see Sonia trip as she got to her knees. "Sonia, are you alright." Her manager Akihiko asked with concern. "Sorry, I just tripped." She said as Akihiko went to talk with the producer Mitsuru. "You know something Mitsuru; she's been acting kind of weird lately." He said as the redhead nodded. "Indeed, I have just noticed that this has started happening after the live hall concert. Every time she says "kiss" in her lyrics she immediately trips afterwards." Mitsuru said as Akihiko put a hand on his chin. "Yeah and that one time we went for a concert at the Naruto whirlpools she was tripping every minute…." Akihiko said as he recalled a certain blonde haired, whisker-faced boy's name and pieced Sonia's reaction to the word kiss and the Naruto whirlpools. "Whirlpool…Uzumaki…Kiss…Oh, now I see it…" Akihiko thought as he smirked. "I just figured out our little problem, now I need to check up on something for Sonia. I hope she likes the surprise." Akihiko said as he left a confused Mitsuru alone.
The next day Sonia woke up and stretched her arms out while still in bed as she noticed Tama-chan with a letter in her mouth. She took it and read it noticing it was her manager's handwriting. Push the green button on the side of your bed. You're going to love what drops down.-Akihiko. When she turned to the right, she noticed a red and green button on the wall and pressed the green one.
*meanwhile in Konoha*
Here we see our hero Naruto Uzumaki sleeping happily as his bed turned over and as it fully turned over. The resident of the bed was missing. Naruto kept sliding through the tunnels still asleep as he dreamt of battling demons and saving the heroine's in his game worlds as his physical body soon came out of Sonia's bedroom ceiling as he landed on Sonia who was still in bed much to her surprise. Surprisingly enough, Naruto was still sleeping as Sonia looked at his face feeling a sense of familiarity at his face as she nervously touched one of his whisker shaped birthmarks which caused him to purr. She giggled at that and began to rub them with her hands as he began purring louder as he did something unexpected. He cuddled up to her much to her shock and embarrassment as she carefully tried to pry him off of her but to no avail.
Sonia tried with a little more force this time but he wouldn't budge an inch! That was then he came near her face and muttered something she didn't understand as he kissed her on the cheek which immediately caused her to turn tomato red as she somehow gained the strength to remove him off of her and threw him on her bed. She accidently pressed the red button on the wall and she saw Naruto getting sucked up into the ceiling, she was lucky she was on the side of the bed since the boy was in the middle of it. She turned around and looked at the buttons and saw what they said Green to bring a certain "friend" over, Red to send him back home and also take you to the Elemental Nations-Akihiko. When Sonia read this, she vowed to beat him up as she noticed something, who was that blonde boy and why does he look so familiar?
*Time skip to the Chunin Exams: Written Exam*
Sonia put her glasses on and went to watch people do the Exams and she noticed a mop of spikey blonde hair and recognized the boy from Akihiko's "present" as she heard a boy with glasses say his name was Naruto Uzumaki and his mission status. She was surprised that this genin did four S-rank missions. S-rank was usually for high elite ninja from what she read about in books. "For a genin to do S-rank is unheard of…who exactly are you Naruto Uzumaki and why are you so familiar to me?" Sonia thought as she heard of his titles as "Reality Bender" and one that sounded interesting, "The Capturing God".
Next thing she knows every male save the redhead with the gourd on his back, a Hyuga, an Uchiha, a boy with glasses and an Inuzuka were bowing to him as she stared at him. He noticed her staring at him as he looked away. She decided to get a closer look at him and she didn't even notice she was in his face until he noticed her and he jumped back a bit. "Can I help you Sonia?" Naruto asked while she ignored her fans in the room as she began to ask the question that had been bugging her for a while. "Have we met before?" she asked as she studied Naruto's expression, as he was about to reply a girl in purple and had a broom busted through the doors and explained that she is always around her "Ni-sama" even though they are cousins, maybe she thinks of him as a brother figure perhaps? When this girl told her that she might have been mistaking him for someone else it made her ponder a bit. "He's not the one? I was certain that we have met before…" Sonia thought as Elsie continued on with her chatting.
"It might be a mistake, the meetings, the talking, and kissing!" the girl said as suddenly Sonia recalled Naurto kissing her cheek when he was asleep that time when he came through the ceiling thanks to the gift Akihiko gave her as she recalled that night at the live concert hall before she went to perform. She kissed a silhouette of a boy around her age with spikey hair and had an inner aura of warmth and kindness she had ever seen. Recalling those made her blush madly as her glasses were blown off as she swaggered and steam came out of her ears. "Who was that boy back then?" Sonia thought as she recovered and put her glasses back on as the announcer began the Exams.
She watched the teams write on their tests as some of them were eliminated and noticed Naruto finished early as Ibiki began yelling at him. She was surprised how Naruto changed the subject as easily as Ibiki told Naruto what the method of torture he had in mind was crueler than anything he ever heard. As the written exam was finished, she was escorted with the Hokage to the tower in the middle of the forest and was forced to wait. 45 minutes later Sonia noticed Naruto's team came in and she saw that his teammates were unconscious as the two were taken to the medical bay to recover. She wanted to talk to him but she couldn't find the courage before to talk to him. That was then she recalled what his "sister" said about meetings and talking, she even realized she hasn't finished her new song yet! With what his cousin said gave her an idea for the lyrics she had in mind and began to write various scripts of the song.
For the next 5 days she's been writing her new song and she was frustrated that she couldn't think of the right lyrics for it until she noticed Naruto nearby playing his PFP. Her heart began spinning and throbbing as she noticed the weather, it was peaceful and sunny, then she saw him turn it off and went outside. She quietly followed him and noticed he looked at the sky with a gentle smile as he felt the light shine on him. To any girls point of view if they were in Sonia's place he would be considered a God among men with those charms. When he turned around he and Sonia were eye to eye and she noticed something, there seemed to be a hidden love inside his eyes as she saw her own reflection. Unlike the kind her fans give her, it was a true expression of love hidden within as she looked at him.
That was then the sun's light faded under the clouds as Naruto brought out a storage scroll with "Rain" written on it as he pulled an umbrella out and walked towards Sonia and used it to cover them from the sudden rain. "You know you should always bring storage scrolls with various items inside them if you want to avoid things like this." Naruto said as they stood underneath the umbrella in the rain. She could noticed that his chakra he was radiating was warm, sunny and kind like springtime as the clouds moved away revealing a rainbow shining brilliantly in the sky. Sonia for some reason wanted to hold his hands and walk in the brilliant light but couldn't feel her body respond to her. That was then Naruto rubbed her head in praise as he whispered into her ear. "I think you have a new song to finish?" he asked in an all knowing tone as she realized he was right. This event that took place had given her the inspiration she needed for her song! "Thank you Naruto-kun! I'll pay you back for this one day I promise!" she said as she ran off leaving Naruto to smile at her. "You already have, by becoming a great person Sonia-chan." He whispered to himself as he headed back inside the tower.
Sonia had just finished her new lyrics and tested them herself and found that they were perfect as she ran out with the script and wanted to sing it to Naruto. When she found him, the Chunin Exams had begun. As the battles raged on below, Sonia was looking at Naruto curiously. She knows that he's hiding something from her and she wanted to find out what it was. When his match against someone named Kiba Inuzuka came up, she was surprised he was still playing games as he was insulted…that was until Kiba insulted his games. That was then she saw him turn it off and put it away as his eyes glowed green and his pupils turned into cat slits giving her a dark foreboding. That was then music filled the air as his clothing changed and she recognized the outfit and sword he had summoned anywhere. That was then she recalled his nickname as "Reality Bender" and the ability to alter reality to use many video game characters at will. "Of all of the characters in game history, he had to use the most dangerous one of all?" Sonia thought as she watched Naruto destroy Kiba mercilessly. Then when Naruto leapt onto the statue, "I shall lead you to the Promised Land!" he declared as her eyes widened at that line. "That line was used by Sephiroth in that retro game I played once! What was it called again? Oh yeah, Kingdom Hearts! Then that means he's using Super Nova!" Sonia thought as Naruto's body glowed and meteors fell from the sky as they circled around him as a massive orb of fire erupted from his hands. The song got more ominous as she listened to it and realized this fight is over. She watched as he threw it, entered the flames and heard Kiba's screams as he was defeated and the proclamation of his victory as she saw his silhouette in the flames as he slowly looked up with cruelty evident in his smile. It chilled her to the bone.
As the match between members of the Hyuga clan began, she noticed that the boy had pure hatred in his eyes at his timid cousin as her personality did a 180. Do people with Doujutsu have mental issues or something? She watched till the end as the male Hyuga went in for the kill and that the Jonin there restrained him only to blink in surprise as Naruto was there with his sword aiming in between his eyes. She saw him mutter a few words before he healed the girl as she was taken away. Naruto then left the arena as she watched the match between a boy with busy eyebrows and wearing a green spandex suit who was ranting about youth and that Suna ninja with the gourd on his back. Somehow that boy gave off bad vibes and she made a mental note of "must avoid". She was amazed by the battle and she couldn't believe how this boy named Rock Lee can move at such speeds that could make track racers green with envy if they saw this. She watched as Lee's arms and legs were broken by Gaara's sand and now it made her a bit queasy. Luckily Lee's sensei saved him from death as Lee was taken to the hospital.
The next battle was extremely short in her opinion. The big-boned boy named Choji was facing a mummy ninja named Kinta Dosu. Choji turned into a rolling boulder as he tried to run Dosu over, only to crash into the wall as Dosu used his sound gauntlet to destroy Choji on the inside making him the winner. Just as the winners lined up to get something to eat which to her surprise was Naruto's cousin's cooking that was being served, many backed away as she looked at the horrifying food with curiosity. That was then the door behind them opened to reveal a zombie Naruto immediately making her inwardly scream at the sight as Elsie smacked her "brother's" face back to life. He then began his rant about a backlog of games as a spotlight hit him as he began to act dramatic. She wondered if he took drama classes. That was then he mentioned about "calling in the big guns." As Elsie asked if he was going to use "God of Conquest Mode." Immediately getting her curious. "God of Conquest, what is that?" she thought as Naruto proclaimed he was going to use "God of Conquest Ex Burst Mode: Code Senju." That was then he was engulfed by a black ball and the tower started shifting, she immediately ran up the stairs to watch what was going on, apparently many others did the same thing.
Sonia noticed that as the tower kept shifting, many game consoles, screens, and controllers were coming out of the walls as a song began. Then Naruto came out of the orb in a new outfit as he began to activate the games and started playing. She noticed something different about him as Lee's sensei; Gai spoke out "S-so many arms…." He said as Sonia looked at his arms and noticed he had thousands playing the games which surprised her. "Is this Naruto-kun's true form?" she asked in awe as she figured out why he was called the "Capturing God" as he was playing multiple dating games at once which is physically impossible. She saw tears coming from his eyes as he noticed something on the screens and pulled out a handkerchief and started wiping them out. "Screens 65,165, 940, and 946 have touching stories. They really got me." Naruto said as she saw her fellow genin freak out. "He's actually showing sympathy?" they asked in shock as she raised an eyebrow. "He's always like that?" she thought as he began laughing madly getting everyone's attention. "Alright, it's been a while since I tried this." Naruto said as his eyes shone "Secret Technique: Syncronicity!" Naruto shouted out loud as his legs were in the air and his "arms" became solid as they pressed many buttons in sync without missing a beat making her drop her jaws in disbelief at what she's seeing. She finally snapped out of her trance as she noticed the girls in the games were close to the avatar of Naruto's in the games as he chuckled. "The correct choice would be to kiss…Therefore…" Naruto said as he pressed the confirm buttons on all of them showing an older Naruto kissing the beautiful heroines in the games fully completing them.
After he finished, he turned to Sonia. "Hey Sonia, have you finished that song of yours by any chance?" Naruto asked kindly as she dumbly nodded her head after watching Naruto do something completely impossible. "Good, because I was thinking of three more girls to sing with you if that is okay?" Naruto said as she thought about it. Sonia smiled and said "Yeah, the more the merrier I say!" as the platforms holding a blond girl in purple, a kunoichi from Mizu, and Konoha's Librarian with herself descending to the floor which had been repaired and was white and Naruto's cousin Elsie was there with tubes of paint uncapped. "Try creating something down there while singing; you might create a masterpiece when there's a song!" Naruto said as he loaded something and he snapped his fingers creating clones with instruments ready to play. Sonia looked at the girls with a smile, "Ready girls?" she asked as the blond raise a fist in the air, the kunoichi of Mizu nodded and smiled while the Librarian nodded nervously as music started and they were handed 5 microphones with Elsie joining in on the song as the paint was poured out on the floor as they took off their shoes and started to walk on it to create a masterpiece like no other as they sang. "I know that the one boy who I consider my Shooting Star will listen to this as I express my true feelings into the song, hoping it would reach into his heart." Sonia thought as they sang and painted the picture.
Shinobu After
Here in the library we see our favorite bookworm reading a romantic comedy book labeled MM! and was currently laughing at it, the female main character had a god complex and ruthlessly attacks a boy with an extreme case of masochist while another girl had the same symptoms she had before but unlike the character, she was cured of hers already. After she finished reading the newest volume and putting it on shelf and decided to go out and deliver justice onto those who dare violate a girl's privacy. She went to the hot springs knowing there are usually perverts there. So far most of the men are emitting only 5 units of Pervert Energy and she smiled in relief until her detector detected 5208 units of Perverted Energy much to her surprise as she saw a spikey white haired man giggling perversely as he peeked at the women's section. Her instincts kicked in and she punched the man into the baths as many women screamed in surprise and they all looked at her as they quickly covered themselves in towels as one Hana Inuzuka recognized her anywhere. "You're the famous Pervert Detective! The girl who can find which pervert is responsible for whatever perverted crime anywhere and anytime!" she said with awe in her tone. "Thank you, but for now this man was peeping at you girls shamelessly and I noticed this in his hands." Shinobu said as she held up a notebook containing the rough drafts for Icha Icha Paradise volume 52 which made every female there leak KI and began to mercilessly beat the man with Shinobu breaking his arms, rib cages and ruptured 5 organs as he was sent to the hospital.
The Third Hokage went to the hospital after hearing his student was busted on his "research" as he called it and found the room he was in. He was in a full body cast and Hizuren just chuckled at the sight. "You will never learn do you Jiraiya?" he asked as he heard mumbles from beneath the bandages causing him to laugh cheerfully much to the Sannin's annoyance. Later on that day when Shinobu was going to close the library, the Hokage himself came by to speak with her. "D-do you need something Hokage-sama?" Shinobu asked nervously as he chuckled. "Yes, I was wondering if you would like to document the Chunin Exams for me." Hizuren said as her eyes widened. No Librarian ever gets to document the Chunin Exams before and she would be the first one to actually write it down! "I'll take it!" she said immediately causing the Hokage to smile as he gave her a special ID pass and left. Shinobu smiled, she's going to be the first Librarian in all of Konoha to document the Chunin Exams! Little did she know that Fate is working her magic again as a fateful encounter begins…
Special: Elsie is so Sweet
Elsie is once again cooking, but this time it's for the winners of the Chunin Exam Preliminaries as she served them. Neji took 5 steps back when he saw it, Dosu sniffed the food and choked, Shikimaru ran for the hills at Jonin speed, Shino had one of his insects try them only for it to die so he didn't eat, Temari nicely declined the offering while she had a shocked expression as Gaara was happily eating her food much to the others disgust as Kankuro went to the bathroom to throw up. Next thing everyone knew, Naruto and Gaara were having an eating contest seeing who would finish first. The race ended in a draw as they vowed to race again when the time comes and everyone is wondering what kind of insane psycho actually eats that kind of stuff that looks like it could eat you in a minute? "You are really good cook Elsie. I know that you would make a great wife one day, but for now you are a great cousin!" Naruto said as Gaara nodded his head agreeing. Everyone stared at them with disbelief, had they completely lost it?
Elsie blushed at the praise of her "Kami-ni-sama" and Gaara as she tried to figure out what else to cook. That was then she recalled the time she made strawberry shortcake for Keima-ni-sama long ago and decided to cook that, chocolate chip cookies, and homemade ice cream. "I hope you boys like sweets!" she said happily as Naruto and Gaara cheered meaning they love sweets. Everyone sweat dropped at this and wondered if Elsie could actually cook anything…human. That was then Naruto clapped his fingers and the tower transformed again with the picture that Elsie, Sonia, Ino, and Shinobu painted when they sang went to a vault as the room turned into a massive kitchen with a weird platform with arrows on them. "Um Kami-ni-sama, how can you transform the tower into something like this?" Elsie asked which made everyone nod their heads in agreement as they got curious. "I bought this place from the old man of course. Being an author has its perks you know?" Naruto said as Anko looked at him with shock, this kid bought the tower?
"Now this platform here is a special dance machine that you use to dance as the food begins to be created. It needs you to dance and sing to operate the machine so you need to wear the chef's version of this stage for it to work." Naruto said as he handed her some clothes and pushed her into a fitting room. When she came out, many boys blushed at her, she was so cute! "Ni-sama, do I have to wear this?" she asked as she wore a purple chef's outfit with screens on the sleeves that regulate volume and she had a headphone on. "Of course! If you want to be an idol like Sonia here." Naruto said as he pointed to said person who waved happily and said "You can do it!" "Then you must know how to sing and dance. I believe in you Elsie." Naruto said as she began to think and then with a determined look she said she'll do it. "Now type in the recipe you want to make and then the show will start." Naruto said as a holographic screen appeared on the dancing stage as Elsie hopped on and typed in strawberry shortcake and pressed enter making it vanish as the ingredients began appearing and machines started preparing everything for her, waiting for her to sing and dance so they can work. Elsie pumped a fist in the air and shouted "Let's do this!" (The World God Only Knows Character Soundtrack: Elsie: OH MY GOD!)
Kyou mo
soba de otomo shite yukimaasu!
Watashi ga ganbarimasu kara! Kami-nii-sama
Souji
O-ryori omakase kudasai
Keshite
ashidematoi ni nado narimasen
Nani yattemo DAME na watashi dakedo
megemasen!
Sagashite iru
kagayaki CATCH (kouryuu) shite
Akuma demo [KOAKUMA de] watashi imouto nan desu!
kanari muri wo shôchi desu
Akuma demo [KOAKUMA de] yaruki wa arun desu!
sukoshi bukiyou dakedo
konna ni hanjukuna watashi demo
itsuka HIKARImasu youni!
With that the strawberry short cake was finished and she immediately typed in chocolate chip cookies as she continued to dance and sing as the machines began bringing in the necessary ingredients.
Ima ni!
Kono yo no subete no jousei no
HEART no WASHIdzukami dekimasu! Kami-nii-sama
Demo ne
wakaranai koto ga arun desu
Doushite
hito wa daremo koi wo suru no deshou ka?
Chikara awase
futari de hitotsu no asu wo mezasu
Watashitachi wa
saikyô no BUDDY (kyouryokusha) desu!
Kami-nii-sama [OTOSHIGAMI] otome wa fukuzatsu nan desu!
kouryaku o-negai shimasu!
Kami-nii-sama [OTOSHIGAMI] demo ne, mune ga itain desu!
Arere? Okashii desu ne!
Donna ni muzukashii ninmu demo
watashi akiramenai desu!
With the chocolate chip cookies down, she went for the finale with a strawberry ice cream sundae.
Akuma demo [KOAKUMA de] kami wo shinjiterun desu!
sore ga shimei nan desu
Akuma demo [KOAKUMA de] yaruki wa arun desu!
sukoshi bukiyou dakedo
konna ni hanjukuna watashi demo
itsuka HIKARImasu youni!
Elsie was surprised at the special freeze instantly making the ice cream soft as all three were served and Naruto and Gaara happily took the first bites of the food and was sent to heaven. They never had tasted something this good before! "THIS IS AMAZING! THE BEST I HAVE EVER TASTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!" they shouted in synch as they offered anyone else a bite. The only ones who took a bite were Naruto's captures and they loved it, soon everyone else there joined in and praised Elsie for her cooking as she felt happy.
Meanwhile in heaven Keima smiled at his "imouto's" cooking and made one more comment "Even now I still hate sweets." He said causing the audience to sweat drop at his comment. That was then Keima turned to the screen. "To all readers of "Return of the Capturing God", the author has planned a new special Naruto/TWGOK crossover fic that will take place when I was capturing girls. I shall return! See you all again!" he said as the screen went black.
Stay tuned for the Second Season of Return of the Capturing God and the fanfic Yin-Yang God coming soon!
