It looks like my jokes get worse day by day... but maybe this chapter is funny enough, I overdid myself with random stuff so...enjoy!


The next two days happened with a regularity out of their usual regularity, meaning with that: Now instead of Ferb wandering through Danvile was Ferb wandering outside of Vanessa's building or should I say, inside of it. Instead of trying to bust his dad Vanessa had been quite active, she was always ready to make a prank to the unfunny adults and improved with her own skills trying to learn arts and music, some of her work was seen inside of the department being pretty good. Both of them used to take a look at past schemes and projects, they even went to the stars milkshake bar to see how was the management doing.

But the third day Vanessa missed her dad and went to his building to see what he was up to so Ferb stayed with Phineas that day.

-This is the fourth experiment that doesn't dissappear. What do you think dude?-Asked Phineas. Ferb just shrugged as he saw their friends leaving with the garbage of parts. Then someone he knew very well entered the backyard with a worried face. He remembered his brother a moment later but when he turned he wasn't there. Vanessa was in front of him now, with a DVD in her hand.

-Ferb! My dad was kidnapped!-Before she could end the sentence Ferb was already recording the DVD in one of his inventions and made his way to DEI.

The DVD played how the scientist was working until he was disturbed by the masked people, the kid didn't know who they were but he was sure that the attack was very planned, maybe it was an organization. When the record of the crime was over he was already in the place, he held his gun with precaution and started looking for hints.

He found it, a small 5 millimeters facial hair, probably from a beard. Then the door popped open. He wasn't surprised, Vanessa was breathing hard from trying to chase after him.

-Next time you do that at least say where you are going so I can take... a taxi...-She sat in the floor for a while as Ferb got the hair in other of his machines-Do you know where they are?

The green-haired kid noded he took Vanessa's hand and ran as fast as he could. They got soon to a dead end, the boy touched a special place of the wall. A ground lair opened in front of their eyes.

-You think they are here?-Asked the girl as she got into the dark stairs, once they where there Ferb pushed a switch that turned on the lights and noded no. Then he made her look the things inside of that underground garage. Everything that did not disappear was there.

"You created all of this? There's something that can help us with this mess?-Ferb gave a thumbs up and walked towards a safe, he opened it and showed her some weapons, self-protection devices and a bunch of other cool spy stuff.

"Have you used them before?"

Now Vanessa was nearly freaking out, each of the weapons were deadly. Killing someone? Ferb killing someone? That was just something she couldn't take.

-Each one of them-Answered the boy with a nostalgic voice. What was she missing about her friend? Did he have a secret, specially a dangerous one?-We have to retrieve your dad.

The boy picked all the content of the safe and handed Vanessa a ball-like metal thing and an electric stuner. Then he checked the tracking device and went outside with his crush. When they were leaving they saw Marty the rabbit boy playing "Remember the name" with his musical blender and the song lasted for the rest of the paragraph. They walked across the city, then out of the tri-state area. There was a big building somewhere far away from the highway, it was disguised with a bunch of other buildings but in Ferb's map it was not a city, so it was just a cover. They got closer, they were in need of a plan and Ferb would think something, they went to a Slushy Burger near of the building. The kid was spending the hour working, he was trying to figure out the blueprints of the place and where they would have Doofenshmirtz. Was he tied up? Was he locked in? How was the security? Why would they kidnap him?

-There was and organization behind of him?-Ferb asked involuntarily.

-Yes, the OWCA I think, but they don't do much. They just keep fooling my dad schemes, they had never done anything like this before.

Ferb had the reason now, the OWCA. But why? Then he remembered the look of the building. It was too old but old buildings wouldn't have that many technology to have fake windows and a well installed sistem. That place was made probably just a week before. He was sure. When was the scientist kidnapped? The DVD didn't have a date but his recorder gave him accurate information, three days and a half ago. Was it possible that the target was still inside of the building? What if those were the headquarters, were them? They didn't have enough information, breaking in was the only way, even if they failed they were going to get the hints they wanted inside of that place.

How to fool the system? That was not a problem, they were two kids, nothing to worry about. Small, smart and faster than any adult. It would be a "childs game".

Then the person on charge of Slushy Burgers got tired that Ferb didn't order so he threw him out of the place literally