Chapter 9: Domino City
When I awoke I had a thing on my arm that looked like a flattened Dinotechtor. There were slots for you to place stuff on and my dinosaur cards now had this weird swirly thing on the back of them, saying "You-Gee-O" on the back, whatever the hell that means. I walked around lost and I couldn't figure out what the time was at all. After a couple minutes I ran into a guy shorter than me, Spikier hair than I, But not as sexy as me.
"You need help, Duelist?" he said, in a girl-like voice.
"Yeah, for example, where the hell are we and what time is it?" I replied.
"This is Domino City, and we are currently in the square. As for the time, it is up there."
He pointed up to a clock that read 5:10 pm. when I checked my watch; it said 12:30 am. Turned out that Hollow Bastion was on a different time schedule, poor sora.
"What is this thing, then, man with the answers?" I asked.
"You don't know what a duel disk is? Shame on you. You must be new. Here, I'll help you learn. The name is yugi moto; I am the reigning king of card games." He replied.
"Where I come from, there called special effects."
"They are called what?"
"There called… ugh, never mind."
Then, he suddenly transformed into a man sexier than I was. I didn't know that was even possible. I watched him for hours and hours and hours, and finally learned the way of the card games.
"So, Now what?" I asked
"We put you up against the two weakest duelists in all of domino city! Weevil and Bones!" Yugi replied.
"But I only watched you, how the hell am I supposed to understand beating them in a children's card game!"
"Broke the fourth wall, again."
"Yeah, I do that a lot."
The next stop we went to a park in which weevil and bones were standing. I knew it was them, because they were the only two people in the park except for the weird mime guy.
"Time to duel! Go rex!" Yugi said.
We started the duel. I'm not going to list what we did since I'm just retelling the story, and they lost within the first turn, somehow.
"Time to fight Kaiba!" yugi yelled.
"That's not fair; I just won my first duel. I should get a least a little time to prepare for the next duel!" I yelled.
"Let's go to the art museum!" He said, apparently not listening to a word I'm saying.
"This is bullshit."
"What was that?"
I facepalmed myself across my forehead, then we just left for the art museum. I actually got lost 3 times because I had absolutely no idea where the hell I was going. Yugi found me and I retraced my steps.
"Were here!" Yugi yelled to me.
"The Joy." I said.
"Let's go meet Kaiba… for you."
"I met him before, in my dream."
"What? You have a weird Mind."
"Did someone say weird money?" a guy called from a helicopter.
"I said MIND Kaiba, get your facts straight." Yugi yelled at him.
"Alright, so, who is dueling who?" I asked.
"You're dueling Rex." Kaiba said, landing right in front of us.
"Rex vs. rex. Interesting." Yugi applauded.
"Wait, I never told you my name!" I yelled.
"Millennium puzzle sees all and knows all!"
"Then where was I four worlds ago?"
"… F**k it you win."
"Always do."
"So, are you going to kick rex's ass for me or are you scared to face another Dino Duelist?" Kaiba Interrupted.
"What the hell? TWO dino duelist? How the f**k did that happen?" I replied.
"4kids." Yami said.
"I'm not the only one who breaks the fourth wall, DUEL!" I said, climbing up the escalator to start my duel. I'm not going to tell you this one, because it ended in about part of a first turn since Rex Raptor was being a P***y.
"Win." I said.
"Worth a shot." Kaiba said, taking off in his helicopter.
"Good dueling, rex!" Yami yelled.
I couldn't hear him; I was too busy locking the keyhole that appeared from Rex's life point counter at zero. I decided to leave because I was bored of experiencing the same dueling strategy over and over. I waved and took off to a world in which there were 3 superheroes that no one world expect.
