The search for the missing bong

After hours of Flame-farting, Harry and Ron decided to retreat back to the whomping willow to smoke some more of the magic Bong.When Ron went to collect it, he came back five minutes later, crying his eyes out.

"Dude, what's wrong?" Harry asked curiously. "THE BONG'S GONE,IT'S BEEN STOLEN" Ron sobbed. Dramaticly, Hary dropped to his knees and shouted "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". So, the pair of them went on a hunt for the missing Bong . Meanwhile, Malfoy and Voldermort were having the time of their lifes, sniffing gasoline.

"Maaaaaaaaaan, this stuff is da shit" Voldemort said in ectasy. "You said it motherfucker" replied Draco whilst Voldemort drank the gasoline.

"Dude, what are you doing?" Malfoy asked as Voldemort took out a match and lit it. "Watch, bitch" Voldemort replied. Malfoy watched as Voldemort put the lit match in his mouth and flames erupted from his mouth, scorching the walls.

"Damn,that was some good shit. let me try it" Malfoy demanded. "Ok, here you go you wonderful son of a bitch" replied Voldemort, giving Malfoy the gasoline and box of matches.

"Any luck yet?" Harry asked. Ron shook his head and replied "no dude, still no sign of the magic bong and I'm gagging for a sniff of it". Harry sighed and continued to search behind a bush.

"What are you guys doiiiiiiinnnnngggggg?". The two smack-heads jumped around and saw Hermione, clearly drunk. "We're looking for a magic bong, have you seen one anywhere?" Harry asked. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I haven't you bastard" Hermione replied as she fell face first into a pile Hippogriff dung. "Meh, let's just leave her there until she wakes up. Come on Harry, we've still got out missing bong to find" and the two boys walked off, leaving Hermione lying in the hippogriff shit.

Dumbledore was preparing for the big rap contest and decided to hire Louie Walsh, Sharon osbourne and Simon Cowell to judge the rapping.

"Would you mind doing a little demonstration for us?" Sharon asked. "Ok, watch this" Dumbledore declared. He then started doing the same rap he did at Hagrid's party.After he was finished he asked the judges what they thought and Simon Cowell, being himself of course simply said "I thought that was absolutely pathetic, you cannot rap or dance and you look like Father Christmas. Honestly, I've seen turtles that can rap better than you". Pissed off, Dumbledore turned Simon Cowell into a frog. He hopped onto Sharon's head and she ran out screaming with Louie chasing after her, attempting to get the Simon Cowell frog out of her hair.

At the same time as the god awful X factor reference, Harry and Ron had finally found there missing bong. It turned out that Snape had stolen it to smoke himself.

"Snape, what do you think you're doing. That's our bong" Harry declared when they caught him with it. "Oh shut up ass-hole, I found it and ya know the word, finders-keepers, losers weepers" and he puffed the bong in truimph. "That's it" snarled Harry, getting out his wand and pointing it at the bong.

"What do Ya think yo iz doing?" Snape demanded to know. "Taking back what is mine and Ron's, wingardium leviosa" and the bong floated out of Snape's hand and landed in Harry's. "Dude, you did. You saved our Bong" Ron said, clapping. "Too right I did. Come on Ron, let's the smoke the shit out of this thing" and the pair of them ran happily to the whomping willow to smoke their magic bong.