alright, i've had enough of this... why does there have to be these ANNOYING FREAKING BULLIES WHO THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND BEAT YOU UP FOR LIKING POKEMON AND SUCH AND THEY THROW YOUR BOOKS TO THE GROUND AND RIP UP YOUR DRAWINGS! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!
anyways, thats the story of my school life... eh, back to fanfics..., because... some day bullies will be no more... oh, that reminds me...
HELMAROC KING SUDDENLY SWOOPED DOWN ON THE UNSUSPECTING ALEXIS HOFFMAN AND CARRIED HER TO A VOLCANO AND DROPPED HER IN! MUAH-HA-HA-HAAAAA!
also, i was at home sick today while writing this story. and my brother helped write this... all i did was edit it to make sense, dit it so it wouldn't be A/N chapter title A/N, found lyrics for the song g-wolf wanted to use, and add earth bound... (beCLAUS it's awesome. seriously!)
Anyways, on to the story... unless we want any more sacrifices today... NWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!
I don't own pokemon, earthbound, scatman john, or the parts my brother wrote.
Chapter 9: golden wolf hero takes over...
in the authoress realm, there sat a red head boy in an orange and blue striped shirt, who was waiting at the table because his job was to go around the galaxy to find the perfect omelets, and eat them.
the authoress walked in, wearring a light green dress with a mr. saturn pocket sewn on, holding a plate of omelets. she also was holding a letter addressed to golden wolf hero, her twin brother.
"Ok grovyle," claus answered, "as the official omelet taste tester of the galaxy, give me..."
he grabbed the omelets.
"Hmm..." he said looking at them, "They look perfect..."
"but they need more salt." he added. "yours are 27th out of 3141579123332134578392834738."
the authoress sighed. that was good.
"And your brothers are the next i'm going to try." he added, "well, see ya!"
"WAIT!" the authoress stopped him. "could you deliver this to him when you see him?"
"Kay." he answered while leaving.
"So my sis asked you to give me this?" golden wolf hero asked the galactic omelet taste tester.
"Yeah?" Claus answered, "now hurry up! I WANT MY OMELETS!"
"FIIIIIIIINE!" gold wolf groaned as he grabbed the plate of omelets off of the kitchens counter.
Claus inspected them. "umm... it's burnt, there's a hair in it, DID YOU PUKE ON THEM?! what's with that bandaid it doesn't go here, umm a trombone tuning slide...?" he questioned, "well, this puts YOU at...3141579123332134578392834738 out of 3141579123332134578392834738..."
"fhvberkfrf;fkerfgrfkjfvbheuvgrkfvhurfvgsfeyfrvrhjkgerrrufvgdkasfgueferfirurkughrufh!" gold wolf screamed.
"really? did you just call my brother... a fat hairy wailord pickle who picks noses and eats boogers?!" claus demanded.
gold shook his head.
"oh. then you said it wrong. for pokey, it would be... clausisawesomeandisbetterthanallofyouandallyourchristmasgiftsallbelongtohimnowsobowtoyournewkingthisverymomentorelseyouwillbefedtothemechadragosandtheultimatechimerasoisuggustyoubowtoclausnowandreviewthisstory!"
"you just want me to say that, don't you..."
"YUP!" he yelled, "Bye now!"
the door slamed shut.
gold wolf picked up the letter adressed to him.
dear brother,
it is time for you to get your chapter...
while cooking omelets this morning, i burnt my right hand. i won't be able to write/type today. I'm asking you to take care of the new chapter today. be good, and don't kill anyone off, ok? is that clear?!
good. now, by next chapter, i'll be able to type again. so have fun! bye!
signed,
grovyle
he was confused. "But she's left handed!" he realized.
by then it was too late... he was in control...
(GWOLF IS AUTHOR NOW!)
SO TEAM SPONTANIOUS COMBUSTION WENT TO WALK TO THE BEACH THAT DAY, A SPOT THAT HAD BEEN INACSSESSABLE BECAUSE OF THE AUTHORESS POWERS THAT HID THERE...
A RANDOM VOICE SPOKE INTO GOLD WOLFS MIND.
BRO, WOULD YOU MIND TURNING CAPS LOCK OFF?!
woopsies... he answered his twin via telepathy.
"SO WHAT?!" Tim said, "It's only beach cave..."
Aquamarine answered him. "I think bob's the one who is sacred!"
his sister spoke into his mind again.
you spelled scared wrong...
woopsies...
Aquamarine answered him. "I think bob's the one who is scared!"
she pointed to the shedinja, who was 30 yards behind them.
but the trio carried on...
the beach cave pokemon were feirce!
mad makuhitas, smitten skittys, angry absols, cranky crawdaunt, silly silcoon, crazy crogunk, o.p. octoroc, devious drudgagon, dangerous delcatty, deadly deerling, flaming flareon, and gorgous gyrados... they all had toast!
being the one who feared toast, Bob screamed and ran all the way back to the team base, all the other pokemon followed.
Aquamarine and Timothy marched on, untill they reached the end. they ran into and broke a few walls along the way, but they still made it-
CRASH!
...through...
Aquamarine, in her distraction had ran into a wall, thus breaking it.
"Aqua! you broke the fourth wall!" tim smiled.
"YAY! MY NOSE IS BLEEDING!" she screamed in his ear.
"HOW can you be happy about THAT?!" Tim questioned, "WHAT exactly, miss aquatica seamist sapphire coral marine, did you have for breakfast this morning...?"
"a whole box of oreos, magic cake, floor ice cream, 3 giant 12 foot tall oreos, oreo milkshake, chocolate, marshmallows, and I had 9 bottles of sierra mist!, why?!"
he sighed. "Of course you would..."
there was a voice screaming out, right at that moment...
"YOUARENOTPREPARED!"
Tim froze.
Aqua was bouncing up and down.
"YOUARENOTPREPARED!"
whatever it was, it was getting closer... the ground shook...
a little pichu ran out, crying, "SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HEEEEEEELP!"
the pichu ran past the team.
Tim was suddenly having second thoughts about going foreward...
whatever it was, it was screaming about not being being prepared... not being prepared for what...? he didn't know, but he was about to find out...
it yelled again...
"YOUARENOTPREPARED!"
IT WAS A MENACING MEWTWO!
and it was going to distroy the world!
everything, including time stopped...
the world was getting ahnnialated with every lazer thrown... tim wanted to call it `PK TECHNO`, because it seemed like psychic powers and techno music blasted with each lazer.
tim thought it sounded like "Bee bop ba bada boop, be bop ba bada boop", in his opinion...
he then continued to destroy earth with PK TECHNO untill the only part of earth left, was ohso castle and... where tim was standing...
mewtwo shot his semi-final pk techno... it hit the sky, where gold wolf was jamming to a song...
"I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope"
he suddenly got a message from his sister, the other one, not his twin, via wifi.
"GET WITH THE TIMES, GOLDEN WOLF ZERO!~ the queen of evil"
the text had disruppted his thoughts for a split second, and in that split second...
(GROVYLE GAINED CONTROLL!)
the authoress came running across the little bit of land left, next to the crying pichu.
"What's wrong, little one?" she asked it,
the pichu sobbed, "my big brother pikachu was captured by a monster!"
the authoress tilted her head. "Monster...? you don't mean..."
pichu nodded.
grovyle grabbed the pichus paw. "Come on."
the duo ran through beach cave, with land reappearing with each step.
(Gold suddenly took over again!)
"littleinsignificantrioluYOUARENOTPREPAAAAAAAA-' mewtwo started.
(Grovyle was suddenly the leader)
"Hold it right there Giygue!"
it was the authoress, obviously ticked off, eyed two humans behind her and nodded.
"PKKKKKKKKKKK STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSTOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM!" it was kumatora and poo!
(G-WOLF)
"WHATIMNOTGIYGUE?!" mewtwo screamed, "IWASRIDOFTHETRAINERWHOCALLEDMETHATLONGAGO!"
tim tilted his head. "Who's Giygue?"
golden wolf sighed, "If grovyle heard that, she'd be ticked..."
suddenly, it started pk starstorming...
"Too late... I think she did..." tim pointed out
(gTG)
the authoress looked up to the sky from the authoress realm...
"FUZZY PICKLES!" she screamed.
Apparently, Kumatora wasn't kidding when she said "If this keeps up, i'm gonna PK STARSTORM the authoress realm"...
at that moment, the palace of insanity was completely in ruins...
"PRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" the authoress screamed in anger.
"My bad." Kumatora answered.
because of the palace of insanitys destructification, the authoress powers concealed there were let loose...
(GWH)
...and pk starstorm suddenly turned into... PK APPLE PIEEEEE STOOOOORRRRRM!
"NOOOOOOPIESAREMYONLYWEAKness!" the mewtwo screamed
aqua looked at tim in question. "was that a reference to something...?"
tim just shrugged. "Heck if I know."
"And... what's earthbound...?"
"some dumb game that grovyle's obsessing over."
"ah... I'm gonna play it sometime in between chapters..."
"Go ahead, i don't care."
"What's it about?"
"don't know, don't care"
(Grovyle is the boss now)
everything was back to normal! well, almost... the palace of insanity was destructificated, it was still raining apple pies, and a strange door had appeared where mewtwo was standing...
when the authoress opened it, a pikachu jumped out.
"Thank goodness!" he cried, "Do you know how annoying it is to listen to Scatman John over and over again at a volume of 30?!"
"Big brother!" the little pichu cried and hugged her big brother. it was a happy ending to a random chapter...
gwh: and as for golden wolf hero...?
gtg: well, he won't be narrating any time soon! that's for sure.
gwh: darn you
gtg: sorry, but you kinda crossed the line with that mewsic...
gwh: how?
gtg: i'm sure only someone who knows the insane earthbound adventures would know that.
gwh: i hate you... now i'm just going to plot my revenge... also...
*picks up glow in the dark stars in a container*
gtg: what are you planning?
gwh: *throws over twins head*
PK... STAAAAAAAAARRRRSTOOOOOOOORRRRRRM!
gtg: of course you would...
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NYAN
