Alright, I'm back Yes I haven't put up a chapter in two days. I normally put a new one up the next day. But I have been flat out. I'm helping my bestie host a party for little sis. So somewhere in between writing chapters for two fanfictions and my growing pile of Naplan reviewing homework. I have to make a costume for the party. Well I guess most of you aren't interested in my social life. So enjoy the chapter. It's gonna be a long one.

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I paced nervously around the room as Blaine was not two minutes ago. Blaine, who was now staring nervously at his phone.

"Its just a condom wrapper, w-we could have found it. Maybe it was Pucks. Yeah. We were drunk off our asses. There is no certain proof we actually...did...it." That excuse will do...for now. Blaine looked at me and handed me his phone.

"Explain this, Rachel." I looked down at the screen. I shoved it back after a few seconds.

"You took a video? I mean, that's like a sex tape, Blaine." I hissed.

"I-I didn't know. I mean we didn't even know we had sex. We barely remembered anything."

"Who said sex tape?" Puck burst into the room. I sighed.

"Me."

"And why would you be saying 'sex tape'?" He asked.

"Show him." I said. Blaine looked incredulously at me, "It could have been sent around already. Like you said. '." Blaine slowly passed Puck the phone. He laughed at the video.

"Holy shit! I-i mean. Wow Rach, what the hell did you do?" He said in a mock serious voice. I snatched the phone from him.

"Can you send that to me?" Puck asked.

"Go. Away. Noah. I am have a serious panic attack. And you. Are not. Helping." I said through my teeth.

"As a matter of fact. I must be leaving." Puck said hurriedly and ran out the room.

I sat down on the bed. Heavily.

"We have to find the- the thing." I said shakily.

"Thing?" Blaine asked.

"The condom! The actual thing! I need proof we used it! I can't get pregnant Blaine. I can not. Imagine what it would do to us. Oh my dad's. My schooling. And I couldn't just kill it. That would go against every moral fibre in my body. I suppose could put it for adoption like Quinn did. Yeah, Quinn will help, she understands."

"Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Stop. We'll find it. But you have to come down. OK? Well this is a big room, and well what we're looking for is, uh, quite small and...see-through."

"Puck will help. And Quinn and Santana. Maybe Sam and Brittany too."

"Are you sure you want them to know?"

"Blaine. We are not going to find it unless we get help."

"Alright. Let's go get them."

(Time warp)

"Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You guys had sex. And you want us, to find your rubber? Something that could be possibly used?" Santana asked.

"Yeah. Pretty much." Blaine said. It had taken more than 20 minutes to wake the people we needed. Brittany, Santana, Quinn, Sam, Puck and Mercedes stood wide-eyed in front of Blaine and I. Puck yawned.

"I'm hungover, let's just find this thing so I can pass out." Puck yawned. We gat to work looking.

"This is super gross Rachel." Mercedes complained.

"Yeah. And why aren't Kurt or Finn or Artie or Tina and all them helping?" Sam asked.

"Because I don't want Finn or Kurt to know and I couldn't wake the others up. And do you think Artie could get up the stairs?"

"Aha!" Puck exclaimed.

"Did you find it?" Blaine and I exclaimed.

"No. I found mum's stash."

"Keep looking Puck. I want to sleep." Quinn grimaced at something. I didn't want to ask.

"Found it!" Santana exclaimed. She found a pair of kitchen gloves in the adjoining bathroom and picked it up. "Well you're the expert Puck. Has it been used?" Puck glanced closely at it.

"Yeah. Now can I sleep?"

"Oh thank you! And yes. I am so sorry for making you do that!"

"Yeah well get used it cuz, no matter how much we are friends. I ain't doing that again." Mercedes grumbled. They left. Closing the door mutely.

"Oh by the way. Make sure my mum's room is clean before you leave." Puck said before he left.

"Sure." I smiled and fell backwards on the bed. With a sigh I sat up to look at Blaine.

"That was close."

"Yeah. I was just hoping my first time would be a bit more...romantic. Not drunk and...filmed."

"At least it was safe and I don't find you in a couple of weeks and say. 'Blaine, you remember Puck's party and we did it? Yeah I'm preggo'. We did the right thing and used protection. So that's not a possibility now. And you know how they say 'your second kiss is better than your first', maybe it doesn't apply just to that." The got a smile from Blaine.

"Yeah, probably. But our third kiss was definitely the best."

"Huh?"

"Well our first kiss we were drunk off our asses. The second kiss I had to lie and say I was gay, then spent the next 20 minutes in the bathroom crying. Our third kiss, no matter how sneaky and cruel it was to Kurt. It was definitely our best."

"Huh. You know, I told Finn I wasn't going to do it till I was 25."

"Wait? 25?"

"Well, I didn't trust Finn enough to do it with him. I knew we weren't going to last past junior year." Blaine smiled.

"I guess I'm glad that you trusted me enough to do that. We'd better clean this place up. I need to sleep."

"Don't talk to me about sleep. I'm just about ready to pass out now."

(Time warp)

Blaine had driven Quinn and I back to my house he kissed me goodbye and Quinn and I snuck into the house as quietly as possible and practically fell on out beds. I swear Quinn was asleep before her head was on the pillow. It took me longer to fall asleep. My phone buzzed on the table next to me.

Blaine: Miss you. Do you want to meet up later? 3

Rachel*: Do you want to go to the Cafe now? I can't sleep.

Blaine: Sure. See you in 10?

Rachel*: Yeah. See you there 3

(Time warp)

"Oh coffee, I love you." I practically crooned to my cappuccino with soy milk and cocoa powder.

"I thought you loved me?" Blaine joked.

"Oh I do, but I love the coffee more at the moment." I laughed.

"Well, maybe I love my coffee more than I you." He shielded the coffee as though trying to give it a miniature hug. I shook my head.

"Hey guys!" Kurt exclaimed. I groaned at the dull throb of a headache I had.

"Ugh. How can you be so cheerful Kurt?" I moaned.

"Advil. And LOTS of it. Here." He handed me a packet of it I popped 3 out and swallowed them quickly, chasing it down with my coffee. Blaine grabbed the packet.

"Forget the coffee. I love YOU, Advil."

"Jeesh, You just love everybody today don't you?" Kurt shook his head and slid next to me.

"So, Puck told me what happened."

"Ugh, Puckerman, I am going to kill you."

"No big deal. But if you get pregnant. I dibs on the baby name."

"Oh, no chance. Trust me. Um Kurt. Do you know what happened at the party?"

"Your guess is as good as mine. I don't know what the hell Noah put in that punch. But it was not helpful to your actions. I do remember you and Brittany dancing on a table though."

"Boys, that's all they seem to remember. Well Quinn remembers that too." Blaine shook his head, "And yet I seem to not remember that. And I have like half the money I had when I went to the party." I giggled at that statement.

"Honestly."

"Hey Kurt, Hey Blaine. Hey...Rachel is it?" Wes asked.

"Yes." I said coolly.

"Can I join you?"

"I don't see why not." Blaine said. Kurt shot each of us icy looks.

"I was actually just about to go order. C'mon Wes." Kurt said.

"Bye Kurt. Bye...Wes is it?" I said.

"Yes." He said coldly. Blaine nodded a form of acknowledgment. I giggled.

"Oh Kurt is going to tear us a new one."

"Yeah."

OK by popular demand, I didn't make Rachel pregnant. Although I really thought that would have been BAM! Total Drama Island. Like the TV show. Well I'm sure the Australians who are totally immature and still watch Cartoon hehe. Rate, Comment, Review. Give me creative help. I don't know how to continue.

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