So this chapter is pretty short... but I have very exciting reasoning! It's really really exciting and you guys will love it... anyway, this chapter is mainly dialogue... cause I'm lazy cough cough, lol. Anyway, enjoy this!
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Stardust16: But he was! I'm sorry, but don't parents and parental figures have the same meaning? No...? Oh okay... sorry XD
Scarlet10156: Thank you!
CastielLunaWinchester: I'm glad you think so! Lol thanks. Yay! I was really worried about that.
Cool Kid (guest): Thank you!
felyD: Actually, I had to do research on that, and while it is most likely that he would have blacked out, there isn't a 100% chance that he would have, it's not even his healing abilities keeping him conscious, he just wasn't knocked unconscious. Anyway, thank you!
Hobbitlover (guest): Hold on, Ima copy paste the same explanation I gave to felyD XD Actually, I had to do research on that, and while it is most likely that he would have blacked out, there isn't a 100% chance that he would have, it's not even his healing abilities keeping him conscious, he just wasn't knocked unconscious. Anyway, thank you :)
I still don't own anyone except for Zoe... unfortunately. MARVEL JUST LET ME TAKE OVER!
"Seriously, Zoe, I promise, I'm fine!" Peter groaned, swatting her away for the third time.
"Yeah, that's what they all say. And you know what happens right after they say that?" She smiled sweetly for a moment, before snapping "THEY DIE A DARK AND DEMENTED DEATH!"
Both Peter and Ned flinched. "Yeah, well this isn't a horror movie, so…" Peter trailed off meaningfully.
"I just fell like, twenty stories and nearly went splat, and you just got attacked by an axe. I'm pretty sure that this can be categorized as HORROR MOVIE!"
"Not really, I would categorize it as more of an action movie," Ned commented.
Zoe glared at him. "Ned. Shut up."
"Sorry!"
"You're not forgiven, now Peter, back to telling May how this happened."
Peter groaned, slumping back against his chair. "I don't see why we need to tell her…"
"Well, I'm preeeetty sure she's gonna notice if your head is bleeding out. So unless you'd like to tell her the truth, "Oh yeah, I'm Spider-Man, I was fighting a goblin guy, and he axed me in the head!" and I get the feeling she wouldn't take that very well, then we need a cover story."
"Really though, I think I'm fine. No one has to tell May anything, because I'm fine, great in fact." Peter said.
"Peter! If you don't start cooperating, Ned is going to call Tony Stark." Zoe threatened.
"I am?" Ned asked, before adding "Why don't you call him?"
"Because I need to make sure Peter doesn't bleed out, duh," Zoe replied simply. "Also, I don't want to."
"I stopped bleeding like thirty minutes ago!" Peter groaned. "I'm not going to bleed out!"
"Hush. Now, Peter, I was thinking we could tell May that you tripped and hit your head on a loose brick. It's a foolproof cover."
"I dunno, I have a pretty thick head…" Peter commented.
Both Ned and Zoe laughed at Peter's choice of words. "Yeah, you really do." Zoe snorted.
"That's not what I meant, and you know it."
"You could have chosen those words better." Ned laughed.
Peter sighed. "Never mind."
"Anyway, you're going to freak May out, either way, you know that right?" Ned asked.
"Yeah, I know. But no one needs to freak out! I'm totally fine, and I can't even feel it. Doesn't hurt a bit!" Zoe raised an eyebrow, lightly touching his head. Peter shrieked in a high-pitched tone, swatting her hand away. "OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"I was making a point, Mr. It-Doesn't-Hurt." Zoe shrugged.
"You scream like a girl." Ned chuckled.
"I do not!" Peter instantly argued.
"No, you do," Zoe nodded.
"I don't! That was a very manly yell!" Peter cleared his throat as he spoke, attempting to make his voice deeper.
"Do you need a cough drop?" Ned offered.
Peter facepalmed, while Zoe laughed. "Your attempts are pathetic." she giggled.
Outside the room, a door opened and closed. "And there's May," Ned said.
"Peter? Are you here?" she called.
"Yeah! I'm in my room! Ned and Zoe are here too!"
The door opened, and in walked May. She scanned over the scene, Ned sitting on the bed, Zoe leaning against the wall, arms crossed, and Peter sitting in the chair, smiling nervously. "Peter, what happened to your head?!" she cried.
"Oh, uh, I… hit my head… on a brick… it uh, fell on me…" Peter said unconfidently.
"Oh my gosh! Are you okay? How did that happen? How bad is it? Why didn't you call me?!"
"Cause he's stubborn," Zoe commented. Peter glared at her, while she shrugged in response. Ned just facepalmed.
"I can't believe you didn't call me! Or an ambulance!" May yelled.
"It's not that bad, really! Zoe just insisted I take precautions." Peter frowned at his friend as he spoke, before looking back to his aunt. "I'm totally fine."
"You're not going to school Monday." May decided after a minute. "And I'm taking you to the doctor."
"No!" Peter instantly argued. "Uh, this happened at the uh, Stark internship, they already looked at it and, it-it's fine." he lied.
May stared at him for a good minute before she finally sighed, nodding. "Okay, but you're still staying home on Monday,"
"Fine." Peter groaned.
-a few minutes later-
"Well, that went well," Ned remarked, playing with one of Peter's web shooters.
"Better than I thought it would. Good thinking, Pete, with the stark internship." Zoe complimented.
"Thanks." Peter nodded, wincing once again. "Ugh, this really hurts."
"Yes, that typically happens when one gets axed in the head." Zoe nodded. "But sorry, I think I might have some painkillers in my bag…"
"No, thanks." Peter shook his head. "I hate those things."
"So… we should probably do something to take your mind off of the pain. Ned, got any ideas?" Zoe asked.
"I dunno, do you have any new lego sets?" he questioned, accidentally pressing down the button on the web shooter. And spraying it all over Zoe. "Oops…"
"Again?! Really?!" Zoe closed her eyes, taking a breath, before snatching it from Ned's hand. "Don't touch this anymore! I forbid it! No more!"
"Sorry!" he apologized, only to receive a glare in response. "Right then…" glancing at his watch, he frowned. "Whoa, it got late. I've got to go, see you tomorrow."
"Bye," Both others replied as Ned exited.
"Okay, now let's just make one thing clear. You aren't Spider-Manning until this is healed."
Why should you be happy that that chapter sucked? Um, because chapter 10... is... something... AMAZING.
ARE YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN?
OH YES, IT'S HAPPENING.
NEXT CHAPTER... IS
THE TENTH CHAPTER PONY SPECTACULAR! OH YES, IT'S HAPPENING!
DON'T KNOW WHAT PONY IS? WELL THEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT! (no no! not really! I was kidding I swear I was! Please don't hate me!) PONY IS THE FATHER-SON RELATIONSHIP OF PETER AND- YOU GUESSED IT, TONY! #PONYSPECTACULAR!
TRIPLE THE LENGTH OF A NORMAL CHAPTER, TEN TIMES MORE DETAILED AND BETTER WRITTEN, AND PROBABLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR POOR PATHETIC LIVES! (I'm sorry I didn't actually mean you have poor pathetic lives, please don't hate me, I was just trying to make a joke, I'm sorry!)
WHOOO!
Until next time, Kat signing off.
