Hi everyone. I want to say I don't own these lovely ladies an d their friends, but I do enjoy borrowing and playing with them.

Let's play with Season 5, Episode 11: If You Can't Stand the Heat.


"Are you sure you don't want to try some?" Angela offers her cup to Jane.

"Eww, Ma. No! Sweat Tea just sounds plain nasty." Jane's nose is wrinkling in a grimace.

Angela flips her hair back. "You don't know what you're missing Janie." Angela finishes her tea and throws the cup into the trashbin. She saunters off and Jane notices an extra swing in Angela's hips. Jane cocks her head and raises and eyebrow.

"Ma, the dog. Hey, Maur, do you think that tea is safe? Maybe something weird in it?"

"Well, Jane, I don't want to make any conjectures of what is in the tea without….."

Anticipating the rest of Maura's sentence, Jane reaches in to grab her mother's discarded cup. She thrust it at Maura. "Here ya go, Run some tests. Please?" She ends in a whine.

Maura looks at the object in Jane's hand. "Really, Jane?"

"Pretty please, Maura?" Jane lowers her head and flutters her eyelashes at Maura. Maura laughs and takes the cup from Jane.

"OK, I'll let you know what I find."

A couple hours later in her air conditioned office, Maura reads the test results of Angela's Sweat Tea. Maca and ginseng, both considered Peruvian aphrodisiacs. Maura sits back to consider her findings. If this tea is truly an aphrodisiac, I have to make sure Jane drinks some. Maybe THIS will be what I need to make her realize her attraction to me.

Maura pushes her speed dial button for Jane. "Hi Jane. I know your apartment's air conditioning is broken, why don't you come over for dinner and spend the night. You really could use some sleep." "As a matter of fact, I do own pajamas." No, I am not saying that I am going to wear them, I don't feel like breaking out in hives tonight. I have to be very careful. "Yes, I did get the test results back from the tea." "Yes, we will discuss it tonight." "I'll see you tonight." Maura hangs up the phone. She makes a list of food to serve to Jane tonight, with an aphrodisiac theme in mind.

A couple hours later...

"Hey, Maur! I'm here!" Jane leans against the door to savor the coolness of the house.

"I'm in the kitchen."

Jane enters the kitchen. "Whatcha doing?"

Maura had changed in a casual, low, scoop neck top. She stands close to Jane as she hands her a cup of tea.

"Really? This stuff sounds nasty! How about a nice cold beer?" Jane's eyes are drawn to Maura's generous endowment and the scent of vanilla wafts by.

"Actually, Jane, I want to experiment with your mother's tea. It's quite good once you get past the name."

Jane looks at Maura doubtfully, but takes a sip. "Well, ok. It's not that bad. No pizza tonight?"

"No, I felt like cooking. Do you like oysters Jane." Maura smiles.

The evening progresses with salmon with a side of asparagus, served with red wine and followed by chocolate dipped strawberries.

Maura watches Jane become restless in her chair. She notices as Jane's eyes go more often to her cleavage. "Jane? Are you ok?"

Jane shifts in her chair. She is feeling… warm, tingly. "Did you turn off the air conditioning?"

Maura hides a smile behind her hand. They stand to bring their plates into the kitchen. "I agree it is feeling a little warm in here."

Jane nods her head. "I know, right?"

Maura reaches her hand in her freezer and brings out an ice cube. She runs it along her neck; as it melts, the water runs down the valley of her breasts. Jane watches the trail of the water with fascination.

"If you are really hot Jane, you can cool your pulse points to lower your body temperature. Would you like an ice cube?"

"Uh, um, ah…. no. Ah. I don't think so."

Maura nods. She looks at a plate and sees one last strawberry. She takes it and turns to Jane.

"Here, Jane. I want you to have the last strawberry." She slowly raises it to Jane's lips. Her finger brushes Jane's lip as Jane takes the strawberry in her mouth. Jane swallows hard as she watches Maura lick the leftover chocolate from her fingers. Moving slowly to not startle Jane, Maura reaches up to cup the back of Jane's head. She gently draws Jane's head down into a kiss. Jane moans into Maura's mouth. Jane's arms encircle Maura to pull her body flush against her own as she deepens the kiss.


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