Chapter 9: Insanity of the Pre-Exams
"Thoughts"
"Inner Sakura"
"Flash Backs"
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Sakura's POV:
"Wow, there's more than last time," I noted, as did everyone else, as we split up into our three-man squads, me being stuck with the hyperactive idiot, and the emo-closet-gay-guy, for teammates, joy. I was incredibly happy, due to my sexy new clothes. I now was wearing a mesh shirt, under a red vest, with my clan sign on the back, along with a red and black skirt, black biker shorts, and a pair of knee high ninja sandals.
"SAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAN," Naruto yelled as he ran over and jumped on me in a perfect GLOMP moment.
"Nice clothes, Sakura chan, they are sooooo pretty on you," Naruto said as he sucked up to me.
"Hn," Sasuke acknowledged my presence as we continued in, towards the wrong floor, where Koestu and Izumo held up the genjutsu.
"Wow Sasuke, a syllable, that's better than just ignoring everybody," I snickered as I chided Sasuke for being an antisocial man-whore. We began walking towards the one building that will decide our fates…that sounded soooo dreary.
"Damn right it did, it almost made me feel depressed, but then I found some dirt images of Neji in our mind, and it was all good," Inner Sakura popped out.
"I thought I got rid of you?" I questioned myself.
"Nope, still here,"
"Joy," I sighed sarcastically.
"Well it's not a picnic for me either princess,"
"Says the perverted voice in the back of my head, who has everything she could ever want,"
"Hey I may have almost everything, but you have Neji."
"I thought you were all about the "we thing", seeing as how we share a body?"
"Well I changed sides" Inner Sakura said, before disappearing back behind the bars of the mental jail in our head. Soon, as we approached the area where the two "genin" were guarding the door, I noticed Neji and Lee arguing over to my left, before Tenten broke them up and drug them over to the "room" in a fashion, not unlike my own with Naruto and Sai or Naruto and Sasuke, or well Naruto and anyone.
"Let us in," Lee valiantly spoke, with his weird eye sparkle thing that seemed to appear when he was drunk, or being chivalrous, hope it's the latter, because lord only knows how weird he gets when he's lit like a fire cracker. I giggled quietly as they tried to get weak genin to leave, everyone save those from the future, and deaf people, looked at me funny.
"What's so funny about dying, little girl," Izumo questioned me with an angry look on his face as he glared at me with such ferocity it almost hurt…almost.
"Oh nothing, just that we're on the wrong floor, correct? That and therefore no would be dying due to that lovely fact, making what you just said completely wrong, so there's no way I could have been laughing about dying, seeing as how the test isn't here" I questioned innocently with my devilish grin.
"Well, one of you got it," Koestu spoke calmly as they undid the genjustu and gave us our "lesson" of the day. I spotted Lee walking up to us and began to laugh hysterically as everyone just seemed to move slowly away from me, I mean come one it's not like I'm crazy or anything.
"What's so funny Sakura-chan?" Naruto questioned me as Lee advanced towards Sasuke in a menacing manner, or at least as menacing as Lee could get.
"You'll see in about five minutes, give or take a few seconds," I answered, with a evil grin that made Naruto shiver visibly and scoot near Hinata, which caused her to grin in a not so much like Hinata was, which meant she was thinking dirty things my teammate.
"Sasuke Uchiha, I wish to fight you," Lee proclaimed as everyone gathered hoping to see a good fight, which at the thought of this being a good fight, I began to laugh again.
"Hn," Sasuke intoned as my laughter stopped and I just stared at him.
"Sasuke, I thought I told you to use more than one syllable, it's unhealthy not to" I said doing the "shame, shame" thing with my fingers. Sasuke glared at me as they got into fighting position, as all the girls gushed about Sasuke.
"Hey, Ino-pig, I bet you twenty ryou, that Sasuke, get's his ass handed to him," I challenged as everyone around me gasped and took my bet, oh victory shall be sweet, I thought as I giggled again.
"No one can beat Sasuke," Ino spoke gravely as she took the bait and forked over the money as did all the other girls ready to defend Sasuke's honor.
"Okay, you just believe that," I said as I just sat and watched, getting ready to rake in the dough.
Twenty Minutes Later:
"Yay me," I squealed as I counted my money and Ino cried on the floor next to Sasuke's slightly beaten body. A turtle seemed to appear out nowhere, as Gai-Sensei appeared from nowhere along with it, scaring the stuffing out of everyone, and mentally scaring some.
"Leeeeeeeeeeeee!!" He screeched as he made a flying leap towards Lee.
"Gai-sensei" Lee screeched, as this went on for about five minutes, before Neji and Tenten broke them up.
"Great rival, how dare you break Gai-sensei and I up," Lee yelled at Neji as I just laughed at his misfortune. Shikamaru walked over to me and I just laughed, him eventually joining me in said laughter, making Neji glare at us and mutter something about No one doing something.
"It sucks to be Neji," I giggled in his ear as he joined in on my laughter.
Neji POV:
"Great rival, how dare you break Gai-sensei and I up," Lee yelled at me as I just shook my head. I walked away from my team, as I heard her musical laughter and Shikamaru's light snorts of amusement. I turned and glared their way, knowing they knew no one laughed at the Hyuuga Neji, no one.
"Neji, come on we're leaving," Tenten addressed him, and shook him out of his mental planning for revenge on Sakura and Shikamaru.
"Hn," I spoke, reverting to my old self, before Naruto beat the shit out of me, god what horrible memory. I shuddered as Tenten looking at me weirdly as she grabbed Lee out of their sensei's grasp and dragging both of them out. Right before I left, I noticed Sakura's amusement turning into anger and jealously, I laughed at her expression of fury. Tenten and Lee just continued to look at me like I was smoking something.
"My youthful eternal rival, are you feeling alright?" Lee questioned me, like her questioned my sanity, which seeing as who I hung out with in the future, I wouldn't deny it.
"I'm fine Lee," I intoned as I removed myself from Tenten's grip and walked ahead towards the room that help our future, everyone's, even if they don't know it yet. Tenten and Lee seemed to follow me as I entered that life altering room.
Shikamaru's POV:
"This is so troublesome for us, having to go through this twice," I said once she stopped laughing at her boyfriend and was sane enough to hold an intelligent conversation with me, which unsurprisingly to me took much longer than I previously thought. We continued to walk through the crowds of wanna be chunin. I looked around at all of our competition, making notes of their strengths and weaknesses because who knows what we've changed by coming back in time. Many of the people had not changed, our teammates however had. By being their, and being stronger we pushed them harder than they had ever worked before. Ino ran up and grabbed my arm, dragging me away from my crazy friend and the psychotic things I have grown accustomed to from future experiences…FINALLY someone does it.
"Ino, where are you taking me?" I questioned the blonde as she grabbed Chouji and drug him along for the ride as well.
"We are going to the meeting room like all the other genin teams," her high pitched voice squealed as we crossed the threshold and walked into the room that would decide our fate, once again…JOY.
Gaara POV:
I swear to dear god if any of these people look at me funny again…I will go on a killing spree. I continued to walk forward, nearly running into people who were running to get out of my way. Then I saw her team…Sakura's team always made me laugh in a totally masculine way, take the first time we actually met in this time line.
Flashback:
"Dobe, we don't want to be late for Kakashi's training," Sasuke spoke grudgingly as Sakura and Naruto walked besides him, me watching from above. Naruto had been hanging out with that kid thing…Konohamaru I think his name was.
"It's not like he's actually going to be there," Sakura sarcastically replied as she rolled her eyes at the boys' behavior.
"I'm not a dobe teme," Naruto argued, finally grasping the fact that Sasuke insulted him.
"Dobe, your dead-last." Sasuke said as Sakura looked up at me in the tree.
"The funniest thing is that this is the most Sasuke has said to anyone…ever. I think he's gay." Well apparently both of the boys heard and they had their eyes popping out of their heads.
"I'm not gay," Sasuke argued before their all heard screaming, apparently it was time for the real fun to begin.
"Kid watch where you're going," Kankuro yelled at Konohamaru as he held him up by his shirt.
"Hey let him go," Naruto yelled at my brother.
"No, he ran into me and now he's going to pay."
"Kankuro put him down, what if HE's watching us," Temari put in, Temari the voice of reason. I finally decided to intervene, so I made my presence known.
"Kankuro put the kid down," I growled in my menacing way and everyone one seemed to shrink away, save for Sakura, who had pulled noodles out from somewhere.
"Mmm noodles," Sakura sighed as she ate them, causing everyone to look at her funny, while I just laughed at her, which caused everyone to look weirdly at me.
"What you've never seen someone laugh?" I questioned them angrily.
"Uh-uh n-n-no," Kankuro stuttered as everyone save for Sakura backed away.
"Let's go," I said walking away.
End Flashback
"Let's go, we have an exam to do," I told my siblings, as they followed me into the room where the first exam would take place. We walked in and everyone was there talking and chatting, even Kabuto, to whom I sent my patented death glare. Ha die you bastard, I mentally laughed as I began to shake with withheld laughter, as Hinata looked at me funnily.
Hinata POV:
I now have reason to believe that Gaara is more unstable now than the first time we went around on this time traveling carousel we call life. I looked at him weirdly as he shook with laughterless (ha I created a new word) laughter. I watched as Kabuto was attacked by the sound nin, and then when he pulled out his cards, I walked over there and watched as he showed some of our cards.
"Do you have one on one particular entrant?" Sakura questioned him.
"Who?"
"A snake," She replied as Neji and Shikamaru joined in.
"One with a long tongue," Neji added in as Shikamaru looked at him with a glare as Kabuto started to panic.
"He also seems to like to give kids hickeys," Shikamaru put in as they glared at him with full force, and so I decided to join the game.
"He also seems to enjoy taking people faces," I told him a malicious smile on my face as people moved away and Gaara joined the game.
"Ah yes I've heard of this snake," he told us sending out killer intent to Kabuto.
"Oh really?" I questioned him.
"Yeah I believe he has too" He told me as we all circled him.
"N-n-no I haven't, I have no clue what you're talking about." He stuttered to us as I got really close to his ear.
"Oh Kabu-chan, tell Oro-chan we're coming for him," I said before we all got up and walked away, as Ibiki showed up.
"Let's get started," Ibiki spoke monotonously as we all took our places, getting ready for our first test, which afterwards, the real test begins.
Narrator POV:
What are our heroes going to do? How are they going to kill Oro-chan….I know…but you don't, so stay tuned :D.
