-Mamoru Must Die!-

Disclaimer: I don't own any of it.

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Author's Note: This omake is dedicated to Mr. Toasty, who challenged me to write an omake using exactly one hundred words- no more, no less. The omake is in verse form. Enjoy.

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The Senshi fought a youma of great mass,

It killed Mamoru before they could defeat it, stomping a mudhole in his ass.

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"Boo hoo." Usagi cried, "Mamoru's dead,

Now who'll buy me sweets and pleasure me in bed?"

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"Don't cry," Rei said, "I'll buy you candy,

And as for bed, I know some tricks you'll find dandy."

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"Holy crap!" Usagi shrieked, "Rei's a lesbian!"

She couldn't hide her shock (she's not that good a thesbian).

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Never having thought of girls romantically before, she wasn't sure what to do,

But after one night with Rei, she forgot all about baka Mamoru!

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---To Be Continued---