Sakura couldn't believe she was even considering saying this, but their masked opponent was literally playing around with them, and they needed to get to Sasuke. Every serious attempt at beating this opponent was batted back by the masked man who ran around toying with them as if he were playing a game rather than fighting A and B ranked shinobi. There was one technique of Naruto's that had defeated almost every opponent who encountered it however, and she could feel that they were running out of time.
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled, knowing that she would likely come to regret this later when it wasn't the heat of battle. "Use your Sexy Jutsu!"
Naruto nodded his assent before the expression on his face rapidly changed to one of dismay. Sakura could see why, since the front of Naruto's jacket had filled out in two places. Neither of these two lumps matched the size of those one would expect for the Sexy Jutsu which generally wore a great deal less.
"Crap." Naruto said before looking thoughtful for a second. "Oh well, here goes nothing..."
Naruto rapidly unzipped his jacket and threw it off, revealing a pair of perky breasts underneath a thin mail shirt which was also removed. Naruto then unzipped her pants...
Obito just stood there and stared as the Kyuubi Jinchuriki that he could have sworn was male, having been present at "his" birth and actually held him when he was about a minute old, stripped in front of him.
Edited 7-31-17
