Author's note:
Yeah sorry really depressed so if this chapter is really depressing, don't kill me. Enjoy the chapter and be glad I'm actually updating for freaking once. And I'm also sick, so yeah. Don't shoot, and please don't throw life threatening objects, or I will barf on you. Thanks.
Matti-kinz.
Alix's POV.
"Axel, I thought you were killed!" Marluxia exclaimed as we touched down in between two of his gardens.
"Yeah, well. I guess that the people up there just ain't ready for me yet. Gotta get all the flammables out, y'know?"
"Yeah. Who're these guys?"
"This is Alixante, Grixbrext, Ixizz, Axistunx, and Oxze."
"I know them, but who's the like twenty year old chick who just touched down near my roses?"
"Her? I don't know."
The girl walked over.
"Hey." She droned.
"Who're you?"
"Maxy."
"Hey, Maxy. What's up?"
"Not much, just almost crash-landed into your roses, sorry!"
"Nah it's no problem. As long as you didn't hit my babies." Marluxia replied.
"Maxy! Report in on your Neverland mission!" Saix called.
"YEAH YEAH YEAH SHUT UP SAIX!"
"Niicceeee job, Maxy. I think you're gonna fit in here."
"How many are there left in this Organization?"
"Thirteen. Why?"
"Whoa! What happened to everyone, Marly?"
"Killed. Or just disappeared. Either one. Kinda like you, Max."
"Oh."
"Max!" We heard a coarse, old-guy's voice call.
"Oh hey Xig!" She waved to Xigbar.
"Where were you?"
"Neverland."
"Why didn't you take me?"
"Mansex told me not to."
"Meh. Speaking of Mansex."
Maxy's point of view.
Xemnas approached us.
"Hey, Xemnas! What rank are you now? Three?"
"I'm superior."
"Oh. Then that makes Xigbar number two."
"Which then makes you ranked number three."
"Geez, did you kill Serxpoaina?" {A/N: Serxpoaina is just nonsense that I made up on the spot.}
"Yeah, which then demoted Xaldin and promoted me and Xigbar. But now you're here and Xaldin's just been demoted again. Organization 13 again. Number eight! I thought you were dead!"
"Superior, did I ever tell you how much you look like your old self? It's quite strange." I said, leading him with Xigbar down the isle of roses.
"How is number eight alive?"
"Uh well you know the 'key of light' that I told you about?"
"Yeah?"
"Ya just walk down it when you die, then POOF! You're alive again."
"Oh joy, now we have to deal with another pyro." Xigbar growled.
"Shut up, Xig." Axel laughed.
"Be nicer to your superiors, eight!" Xemnas snapped.
"Xemmy, chillax."
"You too!"
"Oh you think this is mean? You haven't seen mean."
"Touchѐ."
Xemnas whispered something in Xigbar's ear and they both walked back to the castle. What is wrong with this place?
"Absolutely everything." Grixbrext said.
"You can read minds? Stay the fuck out of my head."
"Nice, Max." Dem laughed.
Marluxia whispered in my ear.
"Your report on Neverland?"
"Shizzit! You're right! Gotta go!" I said, running after Xemnas. "XEMNAS! WAIT UP!"
He turned around.
"I've got a report on neverland?"
Axel's POV.
Marluxia summoned his scythe.
"I couldn't kill you with Maxy here, now could I? She'd have killed me."
Marluxia killed Grixbrext, Alixante, Axistunx, and Oxze in one fell swoop. He turned on his heel and left.
"It's Organization 13 again, Axel. Don't screw it up."
I stared after him.
"BUBBLES!" Demyx cried.
"Dem, she's dead."
"B-Bubbles…"
I hugged Demyx reassuringly.
"That bastard."
