Prompt: Anime (Thanks, Goldpen!)


It was Tamaki's turn to organize the date, so of course it turned out really stupid. When Kyōya arrived, Tamaki ushered him inside. "Have a seat, my princess."

Kyōya slapped Tamaki across the face.

"Ow! My old bruise didn't heal yet! What'd I even say? !"

Kyōya was silent, basking in Tamaki's stupidity.

"Anyway, I have a surprise for you!"

The raven-haired boy raised an eyebrow. He was a rather difficult boyfriend to please.

"Anime!" Tamaki held out several colorful DVDs.

"And you think that this is a pleasant surprise?"

"Sure is! I have your favorite: Pokémon!" He waved a disc in front of Kyōya's face. Kyōya responded by whacking it out of the blond's grasp.

"Tamaki, that show's for ten-year-olds."

"C'mon! It's a classic!" He turned on the TV and laughed as the Squirtle Squad threatened to dye Misty's hair purple.

"That's not even funny, Tamaki. Jeez, you're such a kid sometimes."

"Oh, a kid, you say? All righty then." He proceeded to pop the disc out of the TV and replace it with a Pokémon Black and White DVD. They watched in silence as Iris repeatedly called Ash "such a kid". That is, silence save for Tamaki's constant laughter.

"Jeez, Tamaki, it really isn't that funny. Stop laughing or I'm breaking up with you," he bluntly threatened.

Tamaki shut up instantly. "We can watch a horror show…"

"Much better."

"Okay, I'll go get the Higurashi DVD."