Seeing Angelica reduced to a whining heap of bitch baby was a huge turn off for Lil so she decided she was just gonna dip. She stealthily snuck back into the Pickles' house and popped back into the playpen.
Chuckie gasped "Woah Lil where did you come from?"
Lil pointedly ignored Chuckie because she didn't even like him to begin with.
Kimi walked over, stumbling a little as if she was kind of intoxicated, and smiled at Lil. "Lil-chan, now that there is 4 of us do you want to play a game of tentacle butthole tag desu?"
Lil was kinda freaked out but realized this might have been a move, so she was down, but then suddenly Betty came downstairs and plucked Lil off the ground.
"Come on Lil, I guess we're not welcome here anymore," she huffed. They walked out, and Lil could only catch one final glimpse of her budding purple-haired dericate rittle frowa as she was taken away.
Tommy turned to the other recurring characters, concerned. "What just happened with Lil's mommy?" he asked with heavy-handed sympathy.
"I don't know," Chuckie said nasally, "I guess when my mommy died of cancer my daddy acted weird for a while too."
Kimi had already tuned out at this point and wandered off for round 2 with Dil, leaving Chuckie and Tommy alone yet again. Tommy sighed.
"Chuckie, if you didn't suck wee-wee so good I would have to kick you to the curb because you're such a nerd" he said.
"I know," Chuckie said with shame, looking down at his oversized feet.
Meanwhile Didi had locked herself in the upstairs bathroom and turned the shower on to disguise the fact that she was doing white woman pills. She had hit a new rock bottom, now she felt completely unwanted by both genders. She snorted an oxycodone and thought about how she really owed Stu an apology, and how she had barely seen him over the events of this story anyway because he was doing shit in the basement.
Didi turned off the shower and decided she would go talk to her husband.
Elsewhere, Angelica was still crying like a faggot and ran up the stairs to tell her up-until-now unimportant father about what she had just seen. Half-dressed, Charlotte and Jonathan were running up the stairs to stop her, but in that ridiculously slow and useless way that adults usually run in Rugrats when they are chasing the babies.
She pounded on his bedroom door, which was seperate from Charlotte's for reasons Angelica had never considered. "DADDY!" she wailed. "MOMMY'S FUCKING JONATHAN!"
Angelica hit the door so hard that it popped open to reveal… he wasn't even there.
Meanwhile at the DeVille house, Lil was brought back to the crib where she discovered Phil was still tied up, there was nothing too interesting to do with him for the last few chapters.
"Lil could you please untie me?" Phil said pathetically. "Mistress did this to me and then I think she forgot about me forever." Tears started to well up in his eyes.
Lil scoffed. "Phil, you need a fucking reality check. Angelica is about as much of a domme as Chuckie goddamn Finster. She thinks she grown but really she a lil ass girl. And anyway," she explained as she untied him, "Angelica didn't even do this to you, it was me, so that I could have some hot lesbian sex with Angelica, which took about 3 seconds. She isn't nothing but a nymphomaniac slut whore."
Phil felt like a piece of shit for letting it get this far, but at the same time, this unexpected tirade from Lil turned him on in a really weird freaky way.
Before he could respond the doorbell rang. The twins watched from the crib as Betty, who was smashed as fuck, answered the door.
It was Stu Pickles.
Back in the Pickles house, Kimi was bummed after finding out Dil was asleep for a nap so Round 2 couldn't happen. Dejected and tipsy, she wandered through the living room where shocking new character grandpa Lou Pickles was watching some black-and-white show on the television.
"Hi, old man-san," Kimi said, cutely clutching her hands behind her back and tapping a foot.
Lou looked over to her and flashed back to his war days, where he ransacked many weak, probably underaged Oriental women in the towns they raided. Jesus, he had done some fucked up shit. Thankfully, Lou wasn't a pedophile so even Kimi's charming ways didn't get it up for him. The blow to Kimi's self confidence was immediate, and she ran off to cry in the bathroom.
The doorbell rang. Didi was at this point coming downstairs anyway to find Stu, but instead she went to get the door. It was Kira, Kimi's mom.
"I'm here to pick up Chuckie-chan and Kimi-chan," Kira said in that calm sexy way of hers. If Didi were not newly determined to turn her life around she would immediately be infatuated, but instead she just let Kira in. Didi excused herself to go down to the basement to find Stu.
Kira walked into the living room, where she saw Chuckie but not Kimi. "Where has Kimi-chan gone?" she asked Lou, who was sitting on the couch nearby.
"She's going to cry," Lou said, laughing. Then he turned to see who had actually asked the question, and got a boner immediately. Kira was so elegant and mystifying that Lou couldn't help himself. He grabbed Kira by the arm, pulled her onto the couch over his lap and started to rip her clothes off. Kira screamed but Lou didn't even care, also Tommy and Chuckie could see THE WHOLE THING.
Meanwhile, Didi was descending into the basement. "Stuuuu?" she called, her voice echoing through the vast, dark space. She fumbled around for a lightswitch, and when she finally found one she wasn't ready for what she saw. The basement that she had presumed was only for half-assed toy inventions and doing drugs was actually a sex dungeon. His toy invention table was covered in whips, paddles and other such equipment, and there were various straps on the walls and floor to restrain a submissive.
Didi was horrified, but before she could even begin to process her shock she heard a muffled cry. She turned around to see a small box that was shaking. She slowly approached it, and the shaking and crying grew more desperate.
She opened the box...
