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A/n: this is totally a brain fart that I had while taking a nap after watching the pilot episode of Knight Rider 2008 off Limewire. Then I watched a few episodes on then rewatched Transformers to get this funny idea.

Well here it goes hope it works.

One shot

SHELBY AND SALEEN

The Shelby and the Transformers

Now the music was blaring in the SSC as Kitt played out some music for the unusual group that gathered.

Right around them the remains of SSC became the new play ground for the transformers. For as soon as the government had pulled out the Cybertronians moved in.

The SSC quickly became the new alien hang out and with Kitt still online things became quite hectic. Even after the events with KARR; Kitt became the a famous icon with the transformers.

The reason being is that he stopped the fighting between the sides. He turned an actual war into a prank war and eventually a peace celebration.

Now however that peace was something to celebrate.

And it all gotten started when Ratchet introduced some high grade energon.

Only then did things turn out for the funniest night of their lives.

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING! The music blared as Epps sang to the song totally off key.

That just so happens to be the transformers joined the party along with Sam, Mikaela, Miles and the new F.L.A.G. team. There was the army rangers Epps, Figg, and Lennox who was off to the side drinking some beers while the kids just drank some sodas.

The music continued to blare from where the Shelby was stationed on the side while the others danced to the music.

Judy and Ron Witwicky provided the food while others in the government celebrated with the Secretary of Defense who was in a business suit dancing with the President's wife. While the President himself was dancing with the analyst Maggie Madison.

Glen Whitman the other analyst was off flirting with a recovering Ravai while a smaller Frenzy was off discussing which flavor of Mountain Dew was better with none other then Dewbot.

The mountain Dew Machine was found only a few days after Starscream did his prank on Trent along with a surviving nokia phone, an X-box that Frenzy was checking out while talking to the Dew bot (she was a femme) and an escalade (did not like the steering wheel thing.) and the final member was a tow truck.

Bumblebee was giving suggestions on dance moves to a rather frazzled Barricade but complied none the less.

Both scouts were dancing on the floor with a drunken Starscream and Ironhide doing the same but a more slow motion thing while being filmed by Optimus and Michael Knight.

Sara was discussing some of Kitts functions with Ratchet himself while Billy and Zoe went from the food to where Maggie and Glen were to talk about computers.

All the while Kitt decided to pay DJ and ignore the drunken Epps as he tried to sing, 'Kung Fu Fighting,' by changing the song to Winona Judd's version of 'Burning Love'

Lennox and Figg loved it as they both threw him the bird and high fiving each other.

Bumblebee and Barricade started to dance again with Ironhide and Starscream. This time Frenzy started to join in as well with an amused Judy Witwicky while her husband was off to get drinks.

The dancing and drinking continued for some time into the night and while this was going on they did not notice the impending doom until the next morning.

-----THE NEXT MORNING-----

A laughing Optimus was sitting outside as the sun rose behind the mountains near the SSC and for a large mech to get such a site he was quite content that the results of last night would be played out shortly.

"Hey Optimus why are you up so early?" asked Sam as he returned from his morning jog.

"Oh you will see shortly," he said

And just as he said it he said that there was a scream many decimals too high for it to be any female.

"I think the show just about started." Optimus said and with that he smirked as he got up.

Sam quickly followed the Autobot down the runway into the SSC and to his surprise found a rather large screen playing footage from last night.

Ratchet was already by the door eating something that looks like popcorn but glows a bright pink color. He offered some to Optimus who gladly took it.

Mikaela and Miles already were on Ratchet's shoulders laughing as Sam was quickly placed on Optimus's shoulders. The scene became all too clear now as Sam watched the events from last night being played out on the screen.

Now that he saw it form a mech's point of view he was laughing so hard he nearly fell off the Autobot leader.

"I see you find this amusing," came a calm voice and Sam looked down to see Kitt in his bipedal mode also eating some of the popcorn like substance.

There was the image of Starscream and Ironhide dancing together and getting rather close to each other which disturbed all who was there even the said mechs. Seeing as both were too drunk at the time to decipher mech from femme or enemy from willing partner they were stuck with themselves.

Horrified both mech's pulled away to a laughing Scorponok who bounded between them and placed wet kisses on both of them while they were dancing. The two mech's watched as the scorpion was being chased by the both of them in the movie. They suddenly forgotten the scorpion when they spotted more high grade energon and drank till they were totally gone.

On the other side showed Bumblebee and Barricade doing a break dancing contest to see who was the best on the dance floor.

The scene changed to Frenzy who had several cans of Mountain Dew in his hands and used it to fly it at Billy as he tried to flirt with Maggie. The Aussie was not amused to this as Billy was interested in things that Glen might be interested in but was too drunk to ask the hacker himself.

That resulted in him falling face first into Maggie's bust line and a fist to the face when he accidentally grabbed said appendages. Zoe was too busy dancing with Mike and Sarah to notice but not before an angry Maggie went right up to them and started dancing as well.

The result of that confrontation was a drunken Billy getting up and stumbling into both Sarah and Maggie and groping them both by mistake in his attempt to get up. When he did that only evolved into him throwing up all over Mike and Zoe while Glen off to the side lines was busy flirting with Dew Bot.

Kitt in the mean time was trying to keep the three rangers from taking over the music as they all gotten into a food fight to get to said disk jockey. Kitt only made sure no one got to the music and had Scorponok keep an eye on the soldiers.

The said scorpion added several new tunnels under the building and demolished what was left of the food.

Mr. and Mrs. Witwicky in turn kept the kids out of the firing range when all the rangers turned the tables into a war zone. This turned into a major fight between the bots and the rangers resulting in food and then when someone introduced paintballs into an all out mess.

The president of the united states held the so called paint ball gun in his hands and the secretary of defense wore a mask his business suit was also covered in food stains.

All in all it was a night of chaos and Optimus Prime recorded it all.

At one point there was a person streaking across the ground being chased by Frenzy on Scorponok. Ratchet then began to film the event himself as the others laughed at him.

There was another part with the tow truck and the escalade holding hands with each other while watching the event.

The video then changed to an obviously human point of view as Mike took over the filming from the Autobot. He filmed the X-box which they named 'Gamer' and 'Kia' for the Nokia phone go after Frenzy while he was on Scorponok.

It was total chaos.

The others all turned to Optimus the only bot on the property to ever stay sober.

"Now don't look at me like that," he said to them all.

"How dare you Prime!" Starscream said to him thought his anger sounded more like amusement then anything else.

"Oh don't be all mad 'Screamer because today all you suckers had been served!" Optimus said

Everyone could only stare at him in total disbelief.

TBC