Celebrity Jeopardy: Danny Phantom Edition
By: Hordak's Pupil
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or SNL or Jeopardy, this is just for fun.
Author's Notes: thank you to all who reviewed this series.
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: I'm glad you liked it Thank you for the correction but actually it's supposed to be 'come one' Freakshow is calling the audience to see the attraction like a sideshow owner.
Chapter IX: So Funny, It's Scary
"Live from California, it's Celebrity Jeopardy, Danny Phantom edition!" the voice of Johnny Gilbert announced as the Jeopardy Logo flashed on the screen for a second before the jeopardy stage appeared, let's meet today's contestants," he continued as the camera zoomed to the podiums.
"Our first contestant is known for his talk shows, please welcome Phil Donahue," Johnny says as the camera zooms to the talk show king who waves at the audience. "Our second contestant id from the Ghost Zone, where he works as personal assistant to Ghost King, please welcome the Fright Knight," he says as the camera zooms to Fright Knight.
"Prepare to face your worst fear," the specter says as the camera zooms away to the final podium.
"Our final contestant is an actor who likes to wear sunglasses indoors, please welcome Tom Cruise," he says as the Tom poses before the camera before it zooms away to the host's podium.
"Now here is the host Jeopardy, Alex Trebek," Johnny as a defeated Alex came out from backstage.
"Yes and welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy, I am Alex Trebek and the only reason I am here is that Skulker and Walker won't let me kill myself. So are you ready to play Mr. Donahue, Fright Knight, Mr. Cruise," he says hoping for a normal game this time.
"In a world where we fear death, we also fear the one thing that would give us comfort, ghosts. We reject them as myths yet look around, I am on a show that has its stars ghosts..," Donahue says to Trebek.
"I shall be triumphant or you will face the Soul Shredder," Fright Knight threatens as his eyes glow green.
"What I can say, it's great to be here on Jeopardy and what is up with this guy, Fright Knight, it rhymes," Tom says laughing like a maniac.
"Fabulous let's look at the categories they are: Holidays, Mediaeval Politics, Vampires, Continents, Food, Name that Ghost, and Ultimate Enemy. Mr. Donahue you're up first," he said turning to the actor.
"I'll take, Ultimate Enemy for 100," he tells the host, "but who is the Ultimate Enemy, he…" he begins to say until Trebek cuts him off
"Fine, Ultimate Enemy for 100. This fast food place is where Danny's family and friends were killed at," Trebek reads. "Yes, Tom Cruise," he says as the actor buzzes in.
"I got it, Arby's," Cruise yells at the host.
"No you don't got it," Trebek says to the actor, his eyes rolling.
"NO, YOU DON'T GOT IT! GET IT!" Cruise shouts in Trebek's face.
"The Board is still yours, Mr. Donahue but I shall choose for you, Holidays for 200. The answer is: This October 31 Holiday I involves Pumpkins and black cats," he says as Donahue buzzes in, "yes, Phil Donahue," Trebek acknowledged the talk show host.
"October 31, a harmless holiday or a night of evil; kids go trick-or-treating unknowing that real monster could be lurking right behind the door," he says as the buzzer goes off.
"The answer was Halloween, how could not know that Fright Knight, you are the Spirit of Halloween," Trebek berates the spirit who didn't answer at all.
"YOU DARE INSULT ME TREBEK! YOU SHALL PAY!" he yells as he takes out his sword and stabs the host making him vanish into thin air.
Soon Trebek finds himself at an apartment, "Where the heck am I?" the host asks curiously as he looks around at the strange room. "This has to be better then Jeopardy" he says as he hears a knock at the door.
"Yes," he says as he walks over to the door and peers through the peep hole.
"It's the landlord, your new roommate is here Trebek," he says as the host opens the door and stares in terror as he sees who his s roommate is.
"NO NO NO ANYBODY BUT HIM!" he yells as Sean Connery walks into the room.
"We're bunkmates you greasy haired ponse," the actor says before everything vanishes and Trebek is back on Jeopardy.
"What happened," Trebek asks as he looks around into the studio in confusion.
"I had sent you to a realm where you lived out your worst nightmare, but this guy threatened to put me back in my pumpkin if I didn't bring you back," Fright Knight said pointing to Sean Connery who was standing next to him.
"I missed you Trebek," Connery said laughing at the host.
"Why don't we just skip ahead to Final Jeopardy, the category is: letters all you have to do is write down a letter, any letter you can think of," he says as the lights go down and the music starts to play.
A moment later the music stops, "let's see what you wrote down," he says as he walks over to Phil Donahue who reveals an incredibly long tirade on literacy and the importance of the alphabet, "you are nowhere close," Trebek says.
"Ah, come on," Donahue complains as Trebek moves on to Fright Knight and Sean Connery.
"What did you two write down," he asks as they reveal a drawing of Fright Knight killing the host, "okay that is NOT a letter," he tells them as Connery laughs at him as he goes to Tom's podium, "Mr. Cruise, you wrote down 'go' and you wagered 'for it' go for it. You certainly did," he tells the actor who begins to shout at the host.
He turns to the audience, "Well that does it for another game of Celebrity, okay Walker take me away," he says as the ghost warden comes out and hauls the host away as his men shoot the cameras so no one at home can see them take Alex to jail.
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