Sorry that this isn't a real chapter. I'm in serious need of a rant, and I have nobody to listen. I promise you two new chapters tomorrow because of this. I swear!
Okay now, on with my rant. If you have ever been cheated on in your life, I'm sure you understand where I'm coming from.
I've been with my boyfriend; yes I know you are reading this you big sod, for Three years and two months. Three freaking years! I lost my land virginity to him (yeah that's right baby, I had sex with somebody before you! It was on a freaking boat too! He was better than you, by the way.) I've spent every new years with him, instead of spending it with my friends, who I would've much rather spent it with. I did everything with you! I never cheated on you once! What the hell did I do wrong?! I bet you're all wondering why I'm so pissed off right now…Well, I'm at my movies with my girlfriends today, having a little girls night out, you know? We head to the back of the movie theatre and soon the movie starts. I'm having a great time until the people in front of us start sucking face like crazy and boy were they loud too. I wasn't sure what to do, so I subtly kicked the behind of the guy's chair. He turns around to glare at me, and wow! It's my boyfriend cheating on me with my friend- who called sick on our night out! (If you were at the Classic Lake Cinema in theatre 12 at 8:50 tonight, I'm terribly sorry for the ruckus I caused.) Well, to sum it up, I screamed a bit and punched him in the nose. Did I break your nose baby? I think I did, I have a mad right hook. You should know this, of all people. Want to know something really nice, I cut your face with the promise ring you gave me when I punched you. I think that just added the cherry to my ice cream… Don't you hate when you're little and your parents tell you everything is going to work out in the long run? I'm beginning to think that things really just don't end up well for some people… and thus, my ranting ends.
I'm sorry you had to listen to that. I overreact a lot.
Love,
Mischa.
Or sod off, Jem.
