Pranksterz
By: Pretty Nacho
I do not own Harry Potter or Naruto
AN:// Here you go! (: & Kudos to the two people that got it right. Bill and Ted's Totally Excellent Adventure. (;
Cho was the prettiest Ravenclaw. Of this, anyone could be certain. With just a toss of her hair, men would fall to their knees before her. She used her amazingly good looks to her advantage often, she also thought many times that the Sorting Hat should've placed her in Slytherin. Cho was also very popular, so much in fact that even Harry Potter knew her and had a crush on her. It was also no secret among the Ravenclaws that Cho was looking to get into one Cedric Diggory's pants. This is why that seeing Naruto Uzumaki and Cedric Diggory flirting so brashly in front of everyone infuriated her to no end.
Cho stared at the mirror in front of her. She was pretty enough, at least prettier than that Naruto chick anyway. She let out a long breath. She would just have to get to Cedric before he was snagged by the Gryffindor. Throwing a wink to herself in the mirror; Cho dashed out to greet the two schools who were arriving for the thrilling Triwiard Tournament. She was immediately followed by her group of friends.
Naruto however, had an arm slung around Harry while another was slung around Ron, her feet dangled in the air as the two practically carried her to the Entrance. Finally she let go and began to walk herself, causing her two friends to let out a sigh of relief. She grinned at the two of them.
"You're such weaklings."
"Well excuse us for not being built like bloody Crabbe and Goyle." Ron said in defense, rubbing his shoulder, "And for the record you're a lot heavier than you bloody look." Harry nodded in agreement, all thought process seemingly thrown out the window as Cho Chang breezed into his line of vision. Naruto noticed his blatant drooling/staring and slapped Harry on the back.
"Why don't you just do her?"
"What?" Harry finally stuttered out, looking at his blonde friend in disbelief.
"You know, get your bone on, go full monty, smack that monkey?" Naruto said going through all of the phrases that had been in Jiraiya's latest Icha Icha book. Harry paled dramatically.
"I don't like her for just that!" He defended his love heatedly.
"Yeah, you also like her brains, her ass, her heart, her ass, her ability to make you laugh, her ass, her smile, and her ass. All boys want at your age, Harry is SEX SEX SEX. At least, that's what my teacher Iruka taught me!" Naruto replied rather sagely, nodding her head. Harry opened his mouth as if to retort but just closed it, staring at Naruto strangely.
Suddenly they were joined by Fred and George.
"Hey Naruto!" The said simultaneously. Naruto grinned at them in response.
"Hey Luce, Prissy." She ruffled their hair (although she had to stand on tiptoes to accomplish such a feat). "I hope there'll be hot guys from these other schools." Naruto commented as they neared the entrance. Fred and George suddenly looked as if they smelled something horrid. She peered at their faces, "Oi, you two okay?"
"Of course,"
"we are,"
"what else would we be?" The two chuckled nervously. Naruto narrowed her eyes briefly before they reached the entrance. Naruto then tugged Harry and Ron towards the front of the clouds.
"Bye Lucy and Priscilla, I want to be one of the first to check out the guys!" She said, throwing back a wink. Harry and Ron gaped at Naruto in horror while trying to break from her grasp. "It's useless to fight," She said noticing their vain efforts, "You might as well just give up."
"Hey what's that?!" Some completely random kid shouted, pointing a finger into the sky. Everyone momentarily forgot what they were doing to glance into the sky as if hypnotized. A slow dot weaved its way towards them.
"It's a…carriage?" Ron said, and it was indeed a carriage. A rather large carriage about the size of a third of the school and attached to the carriage was a team of rather large flying horses.
Finally the carriage landed with a loud thump and everyone jumped back in surprise. Slowly the door was opened and out came the largest woman Naruto had ever seen. Her eyes widened dramatically and she took a step back as the woman walked gracefully towards Dumbledore. She shook his hand and spoke to him briefly before a line of girls marched behind her and into Hogwarts, all the meanwhile glancing around suspiciously.
Naruto's shoulders slumped, no hot guys, only girls. She glanced towards Ron to find him practically drooling at one of the girls decked in powder blue. She grinned and nudged him in the ribs harshly. When he turned to glare at her, she waggled her eyebrows suggestively. He turned red and bowed his head in shame of being caught.
She looked around, awaiting the next school that would hopefully have some goddamned men! After a few minutes the Black Lake began to swirl around a bit. Soon a large ship began to emerge; people gaped at the ship in wonder. Naruto grinned as the boat neared shore and MEN stepped out. She squealed in happiness as her eyes drank in the gorgeous boys.
Suddenly a guy walked out with large eyebrows and dark furrowed eyes. Naruto stared, the eyebrows reminded her of Lee, whom she had seen little of lately, the men forgotten, Naruto turned to scan the crowd. She found Lee talking animatedly to a blonde-haired girl who was nodding along with him. She tilted her head to the side and grinned at the two, Lee finally found someone who put up with his erm…exuberance.
She sighed and watched as the men marched into the Hall until Ron exclaimed, "That's him, that's bloody Viktor Krum!"
"Sounds like Ron has a man-crush." Naruto said, grinning. Ron turned red, most likely in rage with a mixture of embarrassment. However, before Ron could get a word in for his defense, Naruto sauntered off and into the building. She grinned when she realized that the girls had made themselves comfy at the Ravenclaw table and that the men had decided to sit where Draco and his posse usually sits. Poor Ron would be devastated.
She sat down and soon enough Hermione entered followed by Ron and Harry. Hermione was currently telling Ron off for something and the totally whipped expression on his face was just too funny, even if he wouldn't admit it, those two were totally going to get hitched someday and have many red-haired genius kids.
Dumbledore, being the great wizard he is, made quite a long speech about how delighted he was to simply have the two schools here. Naruto tuned it out for the most part, it was all 'Great Tradition' this and 'sportsmanship' that. After a while the old man finally sat down and the food appeared. Ron and Naruto looked at each other and a silent understanding flew between them.
It was so fucking on.
Naruto immediately grabbed the beef and potatoes while Ron opted for the lamb leg. They began to cram the different foods into their vacuum-like mouths with great gusto. It was only about thirty minutes later (Naruto was ahead by a chicken leg and four big scoops of mashed potatoes) when she breezed up.
Her hair was like a sheet of silver and her eyes were a stunning shade of icy blue. She turned a sweet smile at Ron (who quickly swallowed everything that was in his mouth) and asked, "Are you finished with your pudding." And at the moment, all Ron could think of was how enchanting this moment was and he saw flashes of silver haired children with adorable freckles.
"Yeah, we're done with it…" Ron trailed off, reaching for the bowl of said pudding only to find that Naruto had seized it and was currently face down in it making horrible 'OMNOMNOMNOM' noises. Naruto lifted her face out of the bowl (which was now covered in the dessert) and smiled innocently.
"Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some?" She held out the bowl towards Ron and the strange girl. The girl sniffed haughtily, turned around, and walked back to her own seat. Ron blinked as the moment of enchantment was broken.
"Oh shit," he realized, "What's the score?"
"Naruto has you beat by three chicken legs, six scoops of mashed potatoes, three scoops of green beans, two steaks, and it appears a whole tub of pudding." Hermione supplied helpfully. Ron groaned, admitting his defeat. Naruto laughed.
"You know, you aren't really any competition, I wish Chouji were here, even I lose to Chouji." She shook her head at all of the food eating contests she and Chouji had together, "Damn, he could put it away…" she trailed off, her eyes going hazy, "But Kakashi had us both beat for speed, although he could only force down three bowls of ramen in one sitting. We never did see his face."
Hermione, Ron, and Harry all exchanged glances across the table. Naruto did this sometimes; she would go off into her own little world before snapping back to reality. She blinked again and said, "Well, I think the Hogwart's champion is going to be from our house or Hufflepuff."
"What makes you say that?" Hermione said, placing a spoonful of carrots delicately into her mouth. Naruto just shrugged.
"It would be the logical thing, I mean, the two other schools are getting all buddy-buddy with Ravenclaw and Slytherin, and it's almost like the champions from those schools will also represent the House, I'm just saying it'd make sense."
Hermione paused mid-bite, contemplating, before nodding, "Yeah, it does make sense, now that I think about it. That's pretty observant of you."
"Are you saying I'm not observant?" Naruto protested. Hermione fixed her with a look that said, yes, of course, before she started to talk to Ron again. Naruto pouted and placed her head into her hands.
Finally it was time to dismiss to the dorms. Naruto was sleepy at this point; being full always made her quite drowsy. Some people ran off to put their names into the goblet, well Naruto could care less. She flopped onto her couch and fell asleep.
The next day Naruto watched with great interest as Lucy and Priscilla tried to put their names into the goblet with this type of potion they created. They were immediately flung back, sporting beards that looked quite similar to Dumbledore's. They were escorted to the infirmary.
Naruto watched as hopefuls came up and entered their names into the cup. She watched as an eerie blue light took the names in earnest.
That night no one wanted to eat, they were all waiting for the names to spill from the cup. Naruto watched as well, until finally Dumbledore stood up and walked to the cup. He pulled off the cloth to reveal the beautiful engraved cup. The blue flames danced merrily.
Suddenly the cup flared and a piece of paper burst forth. Dumbledore reached out and grabbed it. "The champion for Beauxbatons is….Fleur Delacour!" Naruto snorted as the girl with the silver hair who had asked for their pudding stood up. Girls around the table who had obviously put their names into in the goblet burst into heavy, dramatic tears. Fleur shook the old man's hand, took her slip of paper and receded into the backroom.
Another slip of paper burst from the cup. "The champion for Durmstrang is…Viktor Krum!" The Durmstrang boys clapped lightly for what they had expected. Finally, we all leaned forward in our seats for the next name.
"The Hogwarts champion is….CEDRIC DIGGORY!" The Hufflepuff table burst into loud bouts of applause. A few even tossed about confetti. Dumbledore smiled and was about to make a speech when nine large red tendrils of flames burst from the cup. Dumbledore turned around and his eyes widened in surprise.
Naruto gasped. "Kyuubi what the fuck are you doing?"
"Interfering."
A piece of paper innocently burst from the cup and fluttered into Dumbledore's hands.
DUN DUN DUN.
The Akatsuki will be arriving very soon, kay?
Rawr, once again sorry for the late update, testing is coming up and the teachers have been running around like chickens with their heads cut off, and I'm not joking about this.
I've been writing paragraphs of this over the last three weeks because the homework was simply too much.
ANYWAY, be glad it's out now, no?
The other one will be hopefully before testing starts, hopefully. D:
-Nacho, your ever so faithful author. (That one time at the bar doesn't count, I was thoroughly sloshed and didn't know who was who. :c )
