Off-Shore Challenge Islands!
Episode 2 Part 1c: Tired Guys, Stupid Moves and Cool Sleep!

Now about half of all of them was finished, but Sonic and Shadow won the race, mostly and they were pretty cool. ''You haven't seen anything yet!'' Sonic boasted and then he was maxing and stretching. ''THAT WAS JUST THE START!'' Shadow shouted. ''It doesn't matter how you fast are now.'' Phineas said, because he knew the challenge somehow. ''Okay, if it helps you sleep at night.'' Knuckles replied, trying to be tryhard. ''Shut up and stop being so deluded!'' Leahwig shouted and then Knuckles was bitch slapped hard. ''Sorry, sis. I'm not that deluded because I am the protector of the Master Emerald and also, stop trying to be smart.'' Knuckles replied. ''Anyways, come to the cabins for another

''I'm doing this for Kazooie and she might be in this later, so it's a good job for me.'' Banjo said, sastified and he was takin' a crap. ''I'M GOING TO GO FAR IN THIS COMPETITON!'' Wander yelled, saying competition wrong and he was really happy and he went out. ''This sucks for me, but hopefully, the next part will be better.'' Pete remarkd, hoping for a better challenge and then both Banjo and Pete went out.
''YEAH, I GOT MY RIVAL RIGHT NOW! I didn't expect one so soon, but bring it on!'' Knuckles shouted to Leahwig. ''But all I did was to say you're deluded. OH CRAP, you're an dumbass and so bring it on, bro!'' Leahwig shouted to Knuckles. ''It sucks to be in the middle, right now.'' Jasmine said and she sighed and she encountered an insult war.
#continued soon

''THIS KID punched me so hard, yet he's so fat, but I willa win next time!'' Wario said, really loudly in the first outhouse, refering to Steven because the two random rivals were still bickering and Knuckles ran out. ''Damn, that was a good thing!'' Steven shouted and he punched his fists together. ''Ow, that was cool.'' ''YOLO, I forgot to say, I improved like hell!'' Hella Jeff boasted and he was flicking his fingers in the outhouse. ''I will uh...CRUSH YOU ALL!'' Courtney yelled, while having some kind of confused expression and then she went out laughing.
#still being continued

''Huh, to everyone who's in this right now or here before the final twelve, I'm the ultimate life form and I can own you in almost anything, especially running and I will find your weakness and own you with it.'' Shadow boasted and his rant read like an internet tough guy's threat. ''What do you mean? I JUST WASN'T USING MY POWER!'' Karkat shouted and he tried to keep his rage inside the outhouse. ''Karkat should calm down for a bit because he's angry as an dumbass.'' Sweet Bro said and he was in another outhouse.
#officially ended for real!

Everybody finished the running challenge and then Pauline told people some details about the next challenge. ''EVERYONE, THIS GIRL HAS A LOAD TO REVEAL ABOUT THE NEXT CHALLENGE, but all I can say is don't get tired at all for your next challenge, so I'm bringing it on to Pauline to announce the details!'' Bowser shouted and then she was actually in front of Bowser, but he did the intro thing anyways. ''I think the tall girl went too soon.'' Ed commented and he was 'laxed.
''So, this challenge is basically how long can you stay awake and if you sleep, you're finished for the rest of challenge and yes, you can go to bath during this challenge and also there's good facilties such a load of food that may seem way too good to be true. Also, don't try and pull tricks because it just looks obvious.'' she shouted and she had to keep it short.

Everybody disbanded to their benches and they were really cool during it except for some. ''This is some boring-ass challenge and I could do this with my eyes closed!'' Dan boasted and his eyes weren't open. ''Shut up, it needs the utmost due attention!'' Shadow shouted and then he stood on a table. ''You serious because you need to eat well and make awesome use of your awesome time.'' Tails said, sounding a bit sarcastic and he wasn't that tired, so to prove he tried doing a handstand and then Knuckles joined him in the process, but they both fell down and Sierra saw that. ''OMG, KNUCKLES!'' she shouted and then she glomped on Knuckles, who was laid on the ground. ''YOU'RE MY BIGGEST FAN EVER, BRO AND YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DUDE!'' she shouted.

Note: Episode 3 MIGHT be on hiatus since Ultra Smash Fighters needs an new episode, but Suburban Stupid is definitely on hiatus, since I have few ideas and my motivation sucks dick for that, right now.

Meanwhile, 35 minutes later, Leahwig, Eggman, Sticks, Karkat, Sweet Bro and Dan were trying to smash bros over the toilets and showers. ''THIS is 3D fighting for real!'' Dan shouted and then he tried doing a hadouken, but he knew he had the power. ''Stop this! This is for idiots and I'm better than all of you!'' Leahwig shouted and she spin jumped for a bit until she went up in the air and spinpunched really fast, so her left hand went downward until she hit the ground and some earthquake happened. ''Goddamn, that was strong!'' Sweet Bro said and he was shaking a bit. ''How do you that because that was illogical and stupid.'' Eggman said, with a smirk on his face. ''OOOOHHH, you got burned. What you gonna do?'' Karkat asked her, with a smirk on his face as well and he was slidekickin'.

Meanwhile again, an hour after the challenge started, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Meg, Ed, Wander and Courtney were in one cabin and they were sitting on somewhere, so Tails was trying to gymnastics. ''Yeah, I'm bored, but I know how to keep the spirits up!'' Wander said and then he played his own song on some bunk bed and it wasn't that bad. ''I was stuck here with my friends, but then I found out what's here, so I got a team, full of some guys like a blue hedgehog and red echidna and I thought the first challenge was pretty swell, but then in this one, I might be out, but...but...that's all I have for now.'' Wander sang and all except one clapped. ''Nice song, but you couldn't beat me anyways.'' Courtney boasted and she had a guitar with her. ''Maybe Wander could be beaten.'' Knuckles said, straight to the point.

''I think Wander has the potential to the one of the best on my team because he's so good mooded!'' Sonic shouted and he was very cool and he was in the western outhouse. ''Damn, I'm DEFINITELY going to keeps my eyes peeled!'' Tails said because he was pretty impressed. ''I bet I can do that with my eyes shut.'' Courtney boasted and she had some smile on her face. ''Seriously, I can do that.'' ''Oooohkay, I don't need to fight.'' Sweet Bro said and he swang his arms in the eastern outhouse. ''Sonic isn't that bad, but hopefully I could win this for the team!'' Meg yelled and somebody outside heard and he was Fang. ''Heh, Sonic and Knuckles could beat me, but I could be skilled to a team.'' Fang boasted and he was good, completes with some thumbs up, in the eastern outhouse
#ended right now.

Still fighting on the roof, Eggman and Sweet Bro had no time for it and they jumped down and went into the forest's cave at 2 hours after the challenge started. ''This is hot, so we gotta go here to cool down like a non-faggot.'' Sweet Bro said and he went into the cave and Mordecai was there. ''Hey, dude! What are you doing here?'' Modrecai asked them and then they saw Danson in the cave trying to parkour on the walls.
''TOO FAST FOR YOU!'' Danson shouted and then he slid down a wall onto the ground with his back. ''Was that bad?'' he asked and the blue jay put his thumbs up. ''You should try running and up the wall at the same time, so that you can parkour climb! SEEMS COOL?'' Modrecai said, and then Sweet Bro replied with ''Great job, although you never did parkour.'' ''I've believe my time here is over, bitch.'' Eggman said and he was going somewhere else.

After everyone ate a lot and it was sunset at 7:30pm, some were pretty tired at the time and not everyone was in the same place and the roof fighters were in a different place. Leahwig, Sticks and Karkat were on the beach, trying to practice something and there was 3 beach chairs. ''That seems weirdly coniveinent.'' Leahwig said and then instantly Karkat went on the one of the beach chairs, but Sticks wasn't falling for it. ''It's a sleep trap!'' Sticks shouted and Karkat though she was lying. ''It's NOT A TRAP! But you could sleep on it, bitch, so I'm out, bitch.'' he said and then he was running down the beach.

Episode 2d coming soon