Mika sat on the steps to her house. ITKL came out and looked at her. Mika looked like she was crying. "Mika-chan, what's wrong?" ITKL asked.

Mika looked at ITKL and wiped her face. "Nothing," she replied.

ITKL knew Mika long enough to know it was about a guy. "Its Kish, isn't it?"

Mika nodded her head. "Then why are you dating Naruto?" ITKL asked.

"I saw Kish hitting on Ichigo after episode 5," Mika whispered.

ITKL patted her friend on the back. "I could barely hear him but I heard the words kitten and date. What am I suppose to think? That's why I accepted that date with Naruto and never said yes to Kish," Mika finished.

ITKL's eyes flamed. She was pissed. "Mika, here."

She handed Mika a 6 flags ticket. Mika had a What? face. "I'll do the show today. You go relax and get your Dr. Phil problem off your back," said ITKL.

"But what about the show?" Mika asked.

"Meg and Julie are guest starring. We'll be fine. Now go."

ITKL smiled and so did Mika. Mika snapped her fingers and with a POP, she was gone. "Time to do the show."

ITKL: Hey!

Meg: Hola.

Julie: Bonjour.

ITKL: Disclaimer Ichi.

Ichigo: Mika and ITKL don't own TMM or Naruto.

ITKL: HOSTESS HUDDLE! (ITKL, Meg, and Julie go into a huddle)

(in the huddle)

Meg: Why are we huddling?

ITKL: We are gonna get Mika and your brother together.

Julie: Finally!

ITKL: But first, we need Kish to get his story straight.

Meg: What story?

ITKL: Mika saw him hitting on Ichigo.

Julie, Meg: WHAT?!

ITKL: Yep, so I have a plan. (tells them the plan. A/N Not spoiling it)

Meg: Perfect.

All 3: BREAK! (Meg grabs Kish and at the speed of light ties him to one chair, Julie tying Naruto to another)

ITKL: Okay studio audience, we will do the reviews later on. Right now we will see which boy is perfect for Mika.

Naruto: What? We already know I'm the guy for her. Believe it!

Kish: In your dreams Blondie. Mika is my girl.

ITKL: ENOUGH! Either you 2 shut up or I slap you with my mallet.

Kish, Naru: (shutting up)

ITKL: Good. You 2 will answer questions and then Me, Meg and, Julie will decide. Meg ask the first question.

Meg: Naruto, how did you meet Mika?

Naruto: Well we were 6 and Mika came to the Leaf Village looking for someone to train her in fighting. I kind of ran into her, literally, and we talked, grabbed ramen, and have been best friends ever since.

Julie: Okay. Kish, how did you and Mika meet?

Kish: Well it was just after Mika became the first demon mew………

Meg, Julie: (interrupting) WHAT?!

ITKL: Yep. Mika is a ninja, half dog demon half cat witch, and a mew. She's been a lot of places. Kish continue.

Kish: Thank you. When we first fought, I fell harder for her than I did for Ichigo. I've been in love with her ever since.

ITKL: (is really mad) Then why were you hitting on Ichigo?

Kish, Ichi: WHAT?

Kish: When have I hit on Ichigo? (everyone is glaring at him) Since I've met Mika?

Meg: Mika saw you talking to her and heard the words kitten and date. Explain that one big bro.

Kish: I was not hitting on Ichigo.

Ichigo: When he said kitten, he meant Mika and when he said date, he wanted me to give him an idea to get Mika to date him.

ITKL, Meg, Jul: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

ITKL: MIKA IS SUCH AN IDIOT!

Kish: Don't call my Ferocious Neko-chan an idiot.

Naruto: Don't call Mika-chan an idiot.Meg: But she is.

Julie: So stupid.

ITKL: (poofs Mika into the studio)

Mika: Woo. Hey I was on the superman. Why did you poof me back?

ITKL, Meg, Jul: Cause you're an idiot.

Mika: Why am I an idiot?

Meg: My big brother was never hitting on Ichigo. She was asking him for ideas to ask YOU out.

Mika: O.O (faints)

ITKL: Is she okay?

Julie: (checks pulse) She's okay. Kish wake her up. (unties Kish) You know what to do.

Kish: (smirks and kisses Mika)

Mika: (wakes up) What? Why do I feel like sleeping beauty?

Meg: Cause your prince just woke you up.

Mika: (looks at Kish and turns red) Why is Naruto tied up?

Naruto: (is tied up and currently has duck tape over his mouth so he cant yell)

ITKL: Time to start the reviews.

Mika: The first one is from Wolf.

oh that was fun!

Mika: Hows life?

Masaya: Go die please.

Tart: Bake a cake and give it to pudding!

Sasuke: Screw you Loser.

later freaks!

Mika: (looks at Kish) Pretty good.

Masaya: (cowers in fear)

Tart: Sure. (bakes cake and gives it to Pudding)

Sasuke: Well you know what? (is held back by Mika and Sakura)

Mika: (gives him her evil eyes that even scare Naraku) NO KILLING MY ONEE-CHAN!

Sasuke: (goes chibi and is scared)

ITKL: O.O okay.

Meg: This review is from me.

mika: can i guest star

ryou: take you back? 0.o when did i brake up with you?... -kisses ryou-

deep blue: hi! hm...wear pink for the next 2 chapters/episodes and let everyone call you deep pink.

everyone: chocolate? -holds out HUMUNGOUS(sp?) chocolate bar

keiichiro: bake me an icecream cake with chocolate chip cookie dough icecream (Yumm).

-kisses ryou-

kishu: how many times have a kissed ryou in this review??

pudding: do you speak spanish

kishu: how much do you hate naruto

naruto: how much do you hate kish

mika: choose one...kish or naruto?

everyone: want some crumb coffee cake?

well, that's all i can think of right now

-kisses ryou-

-sits inuyasha-bye!

-kisses ryou-

Mika: You are

Meg: Right.

Ryou: YAY! (kisses back)

Deep Blue: I hate you. (wears pink)

All the hostesses: HI DEEP PINK!

Deep Blue: I really hate you.

Meg: (is smiling)

Everyone: YAY! CHOCOLATE! (eats the chocolate)

Keiichiro: Okay. (bakes cake and gives it to Meg)

Meg: YAY! (eats the WHOLE cake)

Everyone: O.O

Ryou: (kisses back)

Kish: Too many for my liking.

Meg: But big brother.

Kish: You are my little sister. (glares at Ryou)

Meg: Plz Mika? (gives her eyes)

Mika: (rolls eyes) Fine. (kisses Kish to distract him)

Kish: (kisses back and gets out of big bro mode)

Naruto: (is still tied to a chair with duck tape over his mouth)

Pudding: Nope Na No Da.

Kish: (stops kissing Mika) A whole lot.

Mika: (looks at Naruto) Naruto is kinda busy at the moment. And um…… (looks at Naruto) I'm sorry Naruto. I kind of choose Kish.

Kish: HA! In your face Blondie!

Mika: Kish.

Kish: I'll be good.

Everyone: Sure. (eats cake)

Ryou, Meg: (are making out)

ITKL: Get a room!

Ryou, Meg: (break apart and turn red)

Meg: This review is from LXP 4ever.

Pai: How much do you love Lettuce?

Lettuce: Would you marry Pai?

Dares

Tart: kiss Masaya

Pudding: beat up Masaya for kissing your Taru-Taru

Pai: make out with Lettuce

Masaya: kiss Lettuce

Pai: beat up Masaya for kissing your Lettuce

Lettuce & Pai: Sing fall in love with an alien and kiss at the end of the song

Pai: Um……

ITKL: Which is nerd talk for a lot.

Pai: HEY!

Lettuce: (turns red) Maybe.

Tart: Oh man. (kisses Masaya then leaves to barf)

Pudding: (kills Masaya)

Mika: I'm not reviving him till next episode.

Pai: (grabs Lettuce and they start making out)

Mika: GROSS!

Pai, Lettuce: (break apart and start singing Fall in Love then kiss)

Mika: Well that's our show.Kish: Hey, Mika. Wanna go out?

Mika: Um……..

ITKL, Meg, Jul: Mika.

Mika: Sure.

Kish: YES! (grabs Mika and kisses her)

Mika: (kisses back)

ITKL: Finally. Thank God Inu isn't here. By the way where did you put him, Meg?

Meg: He is currently locked in my basement.

Julie: Sweet.

Mika, Kish: (still kissing)

ITKL: Well before our new couple goes above the rating, Bye.

Meg: See ya.

Julie: Adios.