Another new chapter, im doing this before i go to school, yay another day of wanting to kill everyone in that place, anyway I'll do some now and then finish it of later, i might put off this story for a while and finish of stuck in a tent with Matt oh my!...But we'll see
I almost forgot about updating if DemonsCanLove hadn't reminded me!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, for the like 9th time!
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Yuna lay awake staring at the ceiling the sweat running down her face, she rolled over onto her back, she was far to warm! she pulled herself over the bed sheets and lay on top of them again she was far too warm, the sweat was pouring out of her. She glared over at Tidus, It was all his fault! He had decided that Yuna wasn't allowed to be cold, as a cold can somehow kill his child! so he decided to have the heating on full blast twenty four hours a day. Yuna sighed how can he sleep through this heat? It's like there bed is on fire, not that! shes going to say that to Tidus, he'll just smirk and say something totally inappropriate.
Yuna put her hands on her stomach again, she smiled each time she did it It was wonderful the feelings she felt, knowing that her and Tidus will start a family...Well hopefully, Tidus's reaction to the news that she was pregnant wasn't what she was expecting at all
Flashback
"..."
Rikku looked at Tidus, he looked from Yuna to Rikku, his face went pale and he looked as though he was about to be sick
"Oh fuck" he said finally, Yuna removed her hand from his shoulder, as though she had been burnt by his words, she frowned at him
"That is all you can say?" she asked hurt, he looked at her, a blank expression drew onto his face instead of his normal cocky smirk, Yuna felt anger build up inside of her, he didn't have to be so...so calm about it! he could at least throw a tantrum, a hissy fit, curse a lot, laugh manically, tut, sigh, fold his arms, something! to show he cares!
Rikku sighed, she always got herself into awkward situations, well at least now she was an auntie! and Gippal can be a uncle, wait! no! her niece/nephew!
Tidus walked towards the window and looked out, he quickly shut the blinds and walked towards Yuna, she stepped back slightly, he was acting crazy again
"Who touched you?" he asked, Yuna felt another pang of annoyance, he doesn't actually STILL think she cheated did he!?
"Tidus i didn't cheat on you!" Yuna yelled, Rikku cringed, Yuna angry was scary, she looked around and wondered where Gippal was, normally he would burst in around about now, she needed some comic relief.
Tidus put his hand up in the air, like a surrendering motion, and waved it absentmindedly
"That's not what i meant" he said he stood behind Yuna and put his arms around her
"Has any dirty people touched you?" he asked again
"..."
"No!" Yuna yelled, Tidus turned her around and looked into her eyes
"Are you sure?"
"What a stupid question!" Yuna exclaimed, Tidus shook his head
"We need to get you a shot" Yuna's mouth dropped open, needles! near her! for no apparent reason!
"W-why!"
"You might be infected"
"We're not dealing with zombies!"
Tidus shook his head, Yuna just gawked at him, he was either very stubborn or has just lost it completely, Rikku took the opportunity to leave the room, hehe Yunie's on her own! she didn't want to deal with Tidus when he has become an insane person.
Tidus turned to face Yuna, while he was refiling threw her drawers,
"I want to make sure your healthy"
Yuna smiled, that was nice, he does care!
"Right!" he said turning around and clapping his hands together "Since you have the worst balance in the world we must childproof everything, we should of done that because of Gippal."
Yuna blushed, her balance wasn't that bad! okay so maybe it was...Just a little
"You have to watch what you eat" Tidus started listing things using his fingers "Keep away from animals and..."
Yuna interrupted him by bringing him into a kiss, she broke away and smiled
"I love you"
"I love you too" Tidus smiled, he pulled Yuna into a hug, Yuna snuggled into him, she has never been so happy in her whole life.
End of flashback
Yuna got of bed and decided to get a bath, as getting a shower was apparently to dangerous, she walked into the bathroom and looked at the bubble warp that has been placed everywhere, for her safety of course.
"I might suffocate" she muttered to herself, turning the taps for her bath
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Paine and Baralai were in the living room watching a movie, while Yuna and Rikku were making lunch, It wasn't a particularly scary movie it was "House of Wax" but of course Baralai was terrified
"DON'T GO IN THERE!" he screamed gripping his pillow tighter, "Why's he going in there Paine!?"
Paine sighed resting her chin on the palm of her hand "I have no idea Baralai" Paine said in a bored voice
"Oh no! Paine do something!"
"Baralai...It isn't real"
"Oh no!"
Baralai jumped into Paine's crotch, of course it wasn't in purpose, he didn't know she was that close to him and he wanted to hide his face in the sofa. Paine turned crimson, she didn't know what to do, should she knock him out or not?
At that moment Tidus and Gippal came in the front door, carrying the shopping, well Tidus was carrying it, Gippal was skipping around him singing "Tidus and Yunie made a baby!" yes it didn't even rhyme, imagine how Tidus felt he has to stick that.
"Gippal.." Tidus started he trailed of when he seen where Baralai's head was "Baralai" he smirked "She's meant to have her underwear off"
Baralai shot up like a rocket, his face matching Paine's
"It was the movie!" he explained, Tidus smirked even more, Gippal just stood there and titled his head slightly
"Oh Baralai what movies do you watch!"
Gippal smiled, Baralai turned to look at him, Uh-oh! he has a thought! Baralai walked around the couch hoping to make an escape to the kitchen without getting attacked, he moved and Gippal suddenly ran over to him and jumped on him screaming random words
"Bacon!" he screamed, he then bit Baralai
"Ow! Gippal i am not bacon!"
"Bacon man!"
"Oh that reminds me!" Tidus exclaimed lifting his finger into the air, like you do when you have an idea, "Yune Yune wanted bacon for lunch" he told Paine smiling, Paine glared at him, Tidus's face fell
"At least act like you care Paine!" he huffed and walked into the kitchen where Rikku and Yuna were.
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"Tidus!" Yuna exclaimed happily "Did you get the bacon?" she asked, Tidus walked over and set the shopping on the kitchen counter, he started looking through the bags and grabbed something from the bag and pulled it out, it was a packet of bacon
"Here" he said handling it to Yuna, she thanked him by giving him a kiss on the cheek.
Rikku sighed, she wished her and Gippal had that sort of relationship, yeah she called him her boyfriend, but he never called her his girlfriend, or kissed her tenderly or said her loved her ever! It was always heavy making out and kinky animal sex, yes Tidus was right! darn her and her kinky lusts!
"Oh here!" Tidus said handing a cigarette packet over to his little sister, Rikku took it and nodded
"Thanks" she muttered, she took out her lighter from her back pocket and took out a cigarette, she put the cigarette in her mouth, she flicked the lighter and brought the flame up to the cigarette dangling from her mouth, before she could light it she was tackled to the ground.
"What the fuck!" Rikku yelled, she looked to see Tidus sitting on her, he broke the cigarette using his right hand
"What was that for!" she demanded
Tidus glared at her "You were smoking"
"You gave it to me!"
Tidus got up and pulled her up a little to rough for her liking, Rikku rubbed her arms
"Yeah but you don't smoke with Yune Yune in the room" Tidus said nodding towards Yuna, Rikku looked at her, Yuna rubbed the back of her head apologetically, Rikku looked back at Tidus
"Your insane!"
"ME!" a voice yelled, the three of them turned around to see Gippal covered in something red
"..."
"Gippal?" Tidus asked "Is that blood?"
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In another place of the house, oblivious to what was happening with the others, Paine and Baralai sat quietly in her room, watching another movie, this one wasn't scary, Baralai picked it. It was "The Sound of Music"
"The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they have sung for a thousand years"
The TV sang the dreaded music. Baralai sat very straight, he must of been really interested in the movie, Paine felt like shoving a pencil in her eye, or her eyeliner, which ever was easier
"Paine?" Baralai asked
Paine sighed "What is it?" she asked him in a bored sort of voice
"I would like to kiss you"
Paine froze, she turned to look at him "O-oh really?"
"Y-yes" Baralai blushed and so did Paine
"W-when do you want to?" Paine asked, her face turning redder and redder, she couldn't believe it! she was going to kiss Baralai again!
"Um how about now?"
Paine scooted over so her and Baralai were facing each other, he gulped, of course he was nervous! had you seen Paine! He moved closer to her, placing his left hand on the small of her back, Paine wrapped her arms around his neck and Baralai put his other hand on her waist, he nodded to confirm he was ready, she nodded to. They both moved towards each other, their faces where centimetres apart, they could fell their breath on each other, closer, and closer and
"Paine!" Tidus yelled bursting into the room, carrying a very giddy Gippal who was dripping the red liquid all over the floor, Rikku was running in behind him, followed by Yuna. They all stopped as they saw the position Baralai and Paine were in.
Tidus smirked "About time!"
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