Chapter 9

In chapter 8, the Mc. Chicken thing really happened to my sister. Forgot to add that to the bottom. XD

DISCLAIMER: We all know that I own nothing right? OK, now that that's settled, no one can sue me!

When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane. XD I just like these jokes.

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Shadow was running around looking for the blue faker. The, blue, faker. He passed several buildings and houses, wondering to himself 'how do people live like this?'. Just then, the ebony hedgehog herd a huge crowd of people and possibly some modians. He had just a tint of curiousness. And that was all it took. Shadow took a sharp turn back and hoped that his gut was right. When he rounded the corner of a brick building he saw the crowd. And. He saw. HIMSELF! Shadow looked away for a second then turned back to se if it was true, and not another one of his hallucinations. It wasn't. Now the exact replica was doing the chicken dance in front of everyone! The black hedgehog knew there was only one explanation. SONIC! He revved up like a mad bull and dashed his way through the crowd!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" He yelled as he ran straight for Sonic and tackled him to the ground. They tangled (or did they do the tango? XD). It was a pretty even fight as always and the spectators couldn't figure out what was going on. Sonic and Shadow where just red and black speedy flying balls of fur… then someone tried to break up the fight and blasted them with a flamethrower! Now they were speedy flying balls of FIER!

Sonic realized that he was on fire. "STOP DROP AND ROLLLLLL!!!" Shadow and Sonic both stopped and dropped and rolled. Then proceeded to fight each other. Sonic fighting for his life and Shadow fighting for mostly vengeance and then money.

All of the sudden, they got hit with a jet of water. The fire men were trying to put out the already non flaming hedgehogs. Idiots. Sonic jumped up and yelped as he felt the water hit him. The paint on him was now dripping off. HAH! You didn't think that Sonic would use PERMANENT paint on himself, did ya?

Finally, Shadow had enough! He kicked Sonic away and took out his gun and shot him! A red dot appeared on Sonics tan stomach. Everything fell silent. Sonic looked at the wound and felt faint.

"Help! I'm… dieing!" Sonic fell to the ground gasping.

The ebony hedgehog looked at his gun, then to Sonic. And then, he realized something.

"You shot Sonic! You monster!" Someone random said.

Shadow now realized what he had done. He opened his gun… HE HAD THE RONG BULLETS! He had red paintballs! Not the pretty metal shiny ones! He threw the gun down in disgust, and walked over to the over dramatic hedgehog.

"Your not dieing you idiot!" Shadow spat at Sonic. The blue hedgehog looked at him, then at himself and stood up, and wiped the paint off of himself.

"YAY! I'm not dieing!" Sonic replied joyfully.

"I wouldn't count on that faker!" Shadow lunged for the blue speedster. Again, they fought and whacked and hit, and kicked, and roundhouse kicked, and chaos controlled, and dashed, and smashed, and spin dashed, and punched, and dogged, and chaos spired, and pushed, and shoved, and, and, and… anything else? Well ya, you get the point. Then, screams were herd. And then, out of no where, a bomb exploded right next to Sonic and Shadow! The shaken hedgehogs look up and see Dr. Eggman in his stupid floaty thing!

"OOOOH OH OH OH OH!" He cackled.

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Ooooo! Eggman had finally appeared! What is he up to this time? Duh, the usual. Taking over the world! What else could he be doing with his life? And um… should I make these chapters a little longer? Idk.