Herro there! Long time no post, ne? Well...this is a really old short story i finally got around to typing up.(Let me tell you i had a lot of changing to do. Wrote this in seventh grade_) My wonderful other half aka Azumi has oooh so graciously taken on the task of editing this grammticly so it shouldn't have mistakes. How this ties you guys over till my inspiration returns.

~Chi-chan

Bold Italics-Chi's mental blood jutsu connection

Enjoy and Review


Chi and Azumi emerged from the forest to enter to the clearing where one of the many Akatsuki lairs stood. The two girls where still laughing at the fact that they secretly watched team seven once again try to see their sensei's hidden face until they saw Tobi and Deidara arguing on their way to the hideout.

"NO TOBI I WON'T, UN!", Deidara yelled.

"BUT WHY NOOOOOT SENPAI!" The girls suppressed their laughter when they saw Tobi dancing around Deidara wildly.

"BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD, UN!" To this, the girls cocked their eyebrows. Tobi looked at Deidara then moved to tackle him in a glomp but stopped when he saw the black haired girls snickering behind them.

"AZUMI-CHAN!" Tobi yelled now aiming his glomp at her.

"Oh God," she whispered under her breath before hitting the grass with Tobi's lollipop face in hers. Deidara choose this moment of distraction to slip inside. Chi rolled her eyes at the pair and kept walking on.

"Tobi get. . .the . . .hell . . .OFF!" Azumi yelled, pushing him off her and launching him right of Chi. She side stepped him causing her bangs to blow in to her face.

Itachi walked outside wanting to know why they now had a Tobi shaped whole in their wall. He figured it would be his sister and her best friend. He looked between the two girls when Chi spotted him.

"BROTHER!" she yelled, running over to him. He wrapped her in a tight hug.

"AWWW! LOOK EVERYONE!" Kisame laughed in his loud voice. Everyone in the Atasuki filed out of the hide out to see what he was yelling about. They all turned to look at the love birds.

"TOBI THINKS THEY SHOULD KISS!" He made kissing noises.

"Azumi thinks you should eat some candy," she said tossing him a bag of candy she and Chi had picked up in Suna then walked in to the building through the Tobi hole.

"You know you really should pay for that!" Kakuzu said. He was rather pissed off now. Azumi always managed to break some thing when the pair visited.

"We should do a lot of things but we don't," Azumi retorted plopping down on a black couch. She was now eating ice cream. The guys got used to her magically pulling sweets out from no where so it wasn't surprising to see. Everyone else piled back in to the hide out and gathered around to start the game they where about to play: Pair karaoke.

"Oi Bitchs! Would you like to fucking join the fucking game?" Hidan asked hovering over the machine to add their names.

"Why don't you wash your nasty ass mouth!" Chi snapped.

"FUCK NO! Do you want to play or not bitchs?" he said back. Chi got up from Itachi's lap to punch the Jashinist in the mouth but Itachi held her back.

"Yes, they will play," Itachi said in a calm voice. He didn't exactly like Hidan's cursing but it was Hidan what where they going to do about it?

"Um, but I can't sing," Azumi said now hanging from the ceiling.

"That's why we paired you with Tobi," Pein laughed.

"Grrr!" Azumi glared wishing so bad Chi hadn't promised her ramen if she didn't light any one on fire for a week.

"Okay here are the groups," Kisame announced, "Pein and Konan."

"Of course," Azumi and Chi droned not surprised. Pein and Konan never did anything with out each other. ANYTHING!

"Slut," Azumi stage whispered as Konan swayed over to orange top man.

"Then there is Tobi and Azumi, Kakuzu and Hidan, Me and Zetsu, Deidara and Sasori . ." Kisame was interrupted again by Chi.

"WAIT!" she yelled

"What now?" he sighed heavily.

"Sasori-kun is six feet under. How can he play?" she asked

"They brought me back." Sasori answered from behind the couch. He was making out with Deidara.

"May I finish now damnit!" Kisame snapped, clutching the list of pairs. There was silence for a few moments. Everyone glanced at each other waiting for some one to speak. No one did so Kisame took this as a yes but just when he opened his mouth Azumi and Chi blurted out

"YES YOU MAY!" everyone busted out laughing. Deidara high-fived Azumi.

"Nice, un." the blue man glared at the two girls.

"The last pair is Itachi and Chi," he rushed out before he could be cut off again then stepped away from the small platform that each pair would sing from.

"Rules are: you sing what ever song comes up with your partner and who even sings the best gets what ever the hell they want for a week." Sasori explained. Everyone nodded in agreement then the game began. Each pair dropped their names in to a hat that Deidara was holding.

"Mmkay TIME TO PICK THE FIRST PAIR!UN!" Dediara yelled shuffling up the slips of paper and pulling out one. He handed it to Sasori to read out aloud.

"First up is Kisame and Zetsu." the yin and yang plant man and Kisame walked up to the small stage. Kisame bent down and press the button to get their song. Both men where dreading what song they would get.

'Please don't be something stupid.' Kisame thought.

"Don't mess this up!", Zetsu hissed at Kisame. Kisame grunted at him.

"Same to you.", he whispered.

"So what did yall get, Mr. Fishy Dude?", Chi asked. Kisame felt a sweat drop form on his head when they saw the song.

Azumi smirked and jumped up. She had an idea and this scared several of the guys in the room. She ran out of the room returning with a quite a few bottles of sake.

"We should play this game DRUNK!" Azumi held the bottles. Everyone but Kakuzu cheered in agreement. Bottles of sake where quickly passed around to everyone.

"So what song did you guys get ,un?" Deidara asked seeing the very reluctant expressions of Zetsu and Kisame. Everyone smirked at them.

"This should be good." Sasori laughed and the song began. Kisame went first.

"Well okay but just so you know . . .if you where gay that'd be okay. I mean cause Hey! I'd like you anyway." the whole room filled with tears of laughter. The smell of sake was everywhere. It was late evening, the sun was going setting deep in the sky now, and most of the Atatsuki was drunk as hell.

"Heeeeeeeey guuuuuyzzzzz! Let meh and Toobih go next!", Azumi called drunkly from the stage.

"She can't hold her liquor can she?" Itachi asked Chi looking down at his sister.

"She drank over one hundred bottles 'Tachi. Sake is only five percent alcohol.", she responded, "Plus I spiked the sake with vodka and whiskey."

"This explains so much." he said smirking at the other drunken members, "Baby I'm ganna go pick up some more sake okay." he said kissing her on the head and leaving the room. Chi sighed. Her family never got drunk . . .ever. It seemed to be a Uchiha genetic thing.

"Suuuuuuure fucking go for it!" Hidan called out hanging on to Kakuzu for support.

'Wow. . .where's my video camera!', Chi thought. Tobi stumbled on to the stage. Chi knew he was faking it. Tobi start to sing first.

"I'll pile on the candy. It's such a pretty sight. It makes the food taste dandy.", everyone watched wide eyed when Tobi pulled out a huge bowl of candy.

"WHERE'D YOU GET THAT,UN! Deidara yelled out.

"But my tummy hurts all night." Azumi continued the song. By the time they reached the part: "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. It the way is hazy" actually pieces of cake was being passed around. Chi rolled her eyes at all of them and assumed her mother figure she took up when ever they got this way. Deidara and Sasori started to eat the same cake. Chi giggled at them and ran out of the room to fetch her video camera from Itachi's room. She heard Tobi and Azumi's song end.

"Peiiiiiin, Konnnnan! Yoooouuuu're up!", Kisame's words where slurred. They had crawled to the corner of the room to do a little sometin sometin.

"Heeeey ssssssluuuut!", Azumi yelled she was hanging from the ceiling again eating cake. Chi walked back in the room and tossed them on the stage forcefully.

"Awww wha zu du zat fuuur", Konan pouted aiming for Pein's lips in a sloppy kiss. Chi hit the button on her camera and smirked. She was never going to let them live any of this down. She pressed the button on the machine for Konan and Pein's song. The song started and Chi fell over laughing cause the song that started to play was Following the Leader from Peter Pan. Konan marched behind Pein full of lust for the man while singing the song. Off in the corner near the pool table that was in the room Hidan and Kakuzu whistled along and began matching in place often taking swigs of sake.

"Nope, NEVER going to let them forget this.", Chi laughed then heard Azumi yell

"CHI GUESS WHAT! I'M DRIVING THE PORCILIAN BUS!", from the bathroom. Chi shook her head laughing at how proud Azumi sounded of this then ran off to tie back her friends hair in the bathroom. She went to the kitchen and got Azumi and glass of water.

"Good thing Gaara isn't here.", she said to herself, "we have enough fuck-o-holics for one house.", yup every single person in the house her and Azumi love the stuff! Such dirty shinobi tsk, tsk. She left the glass and Azumi on the floor of the bathroom and returned to the room everyone one else was in. Tobi smirked at her when she entered the room. She noticed his mask was off and his hair was down.

"Well hello there Madara-ojiisan.", Chi said quickly pushing Sasori and Deidara up on the stage. They looked so cute all drunked up! Deidara started singing a song and pinned Sasori to the wall.

"Coin operated boy. He is just a toy, but turn him on and he comes to life. Automatic joy! That is why I want a coin operated boy.", Deidara started making Sasori feel like he was on cloud nine.

"Hey sing!", Madara laughed sexily from the back of the room. Chi stood next to him holding the video camera. She absentmindedly waved her hand at him not taking her eyes off Sasori and Deidara.

"No, no leave them be.", she whispered to her elder. Madara just laughed. But the blond started to sing again anyway.

"And if I had a star to wish on, for my life I can't imagine any flesh and blood could be his match. . .", Deidara went back to pleasuring his partner making his mouths work in a very different way. It was very artful At least to Azumi, Chi, and Sasori it was. Chi looked around noticing Madara was no longer at her side. She found him completely sober and NOT HELPING in anyway with the other drunk members of the Akatsuki. No he was in the corner of the room eating another piece of cake.

'Haul your lazy ass up and get these two a room!', she ordered him through mental connection. Madara cocked his eyebrow and a smirk appeared on his sexy face.

'Okay Uchiha-Okasan.', he mocked back in her head. She glared at him while he did as he was told. She turned to Hidan ,who was once again ranting about Lord Jashin. Kakuzu was sitting with a note book diligently writing down what ever the younger man said. Chi rolled her eyes at them.

"Okay you two; it's your turn." She maneuvered them up on to the stage and hit the button for a song. Bad Romance blasted from the speakers.

"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!" Kakuzu started

"Ruhma-ruhma- ma-maa!" Hidan continued.

"I want you disease " It was suppose to go but all Chi heard from Kakuzu was "I want blah I want your La la la la la la blah blah blah." Hidan answered with pretty much that same thing. Itachi opened the door to the lair, arms full of sake. He'd been gone for three hours just trying to find a proper shop. When he entered the room everyone was in he found Chi turning purple from laughing. He looked up at the stage to see why. Hidan and Kakuzu where grinding each other almost naked while "singing" the French part of the song.

"OH KAMI MAKE IT STOP!" Chi called out feeling like she'd broken a rib or two from laughing. Itachi ran to the kitchen placing the bottles of liquor down as genteelly as he could before collapsing over the granite counter cracking up.

Madara walked back in to the room where Chi was, five minutes after the song was finished to see the money man and his partner still going at it. He kicked them off the stage and helped the younger Uchiha off the floor.

"Wow now I'm lightheaded." Chi said blinking then shaking her head. Wasn't such a safe idea. She grabbed on to Madara's outstretched arm for support. Chi felt sleepy from the dizziness but next thing she knew Madara had hit the stereo. The song Telephone by Lady Gaga started to play. Madara smirked, challenging Chi to dance. She glared and gave a tight smile then turned off the song.

"No." he sighed at her response. He decided to take a different approach. He clicked the stereo again. This time the song Itachi and Chi called theirs. He stalked up to her smirking the way he was so fond of. Chi glared harder suppressing her Sharingan.

"One, two, three, a tragedy that's built on destiny. It left you with everything , but blood from the knife." Chi backed in the wall.

"DINO- DRAGON!" Azumi yelled out at random.

-In the Kitchen-

Itachi heard the song playing from the room. He rushed out of the kitchen, down the hall and burst in to the room. It scared him how quite everyone was… especially since they were all drunk. Everyone was watching the stage waiting for something to happen. Well everyone but Azumi. She was making her toy dinosaur breath fire.

"Heh wonder if sake will make a bigger fire." she grabbed a bottle of it. Itachi took it away before she could burn down the whole hide out. The turned his attention back to the stage. Madara was to close to Chi for his liking. As her brother and her husband. So he sung the next line.

"That I cut you heart out with," he walked on to the stage getting between his wife and elder, "Now relax close your eyes." he sang to Chi. Madara backed away with his hands up in surrender and sat down on the couch. Itachi turner to Chi and smirked.

"What comes next is the surprise." Chi sung back brushing her lips over his.

"This valentine is doomed. The smell of blood fills this room. If I could do it all again." Itachi picked up right where his sister left off.

"I would change most every single thing." Azumi walked back in the room and sat down now more sober.

"Hey Madara." She said sitting next to him.

"Hello there singing partner." Madara responded. Azumi looked up at the stage

"Wow wish I could remember how I sang." she said

"No you don't." he chuckled. Azumi shrugged. Everyone but the four of them had crashed in various places. Itachi and Chi where waaay to in to the moment to care.

"I would let you" Itachi kept singing Chi chimed in

"Kiss me, kill me. Your kiss is torture but killing me would be to easy."

"Yeah so they won." Azumi said to Madara while playing with her dragon.

-Next Morning…more like later in the morning-

While everyone was still getting over their hangovers at breakfast they watched the video of last night. Tobi and Azumi felt very accomplished with themselves. Deidara and Sasori didn't even show up to for breakfast. Hidan left the room screaming to Lord Jashin for forgiveness. Kakuzu just fell to the floor. Kisame and Zetsu shuddered at their performance. They couldn't even look at each other. Konan and Pein where to in to their snogging to care about their turn. Finally Itachi and Chi's part came up. Everyone wanted to know see how epically the two ,aloft perfectly alike, Uchihas had failed. Boy were they hated for winning.

Itachi grinned widely at Chi and picked her up bridle style.

"I'm going to enjoy this week." Chi giggled. The disappeared in Itachi's room for the remainder of the week.