DISCLAIMER: Alright I'll make this one short and sweet. Nothing's mine and nothing is yours, so get over it! Okay, maybe that wasn't so sweet, but if definitely was short.
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
1.) Constantly pronounce his name wrong
2.) Let Jasper loose in the operating room while surgery is taking place
3.) Inform all his female co-workers that him and Esme are thinking about divorce
4.) Tell him vegetarians are stupid
5.) Tell a very bloody person to run around with fake antlers and scream "Want to drink my blood now?!"
6.) Cause drama within his family so that arguing occurs
7.) Tell him he looks like a Ken doll (A/N: he totally does!)
8.) Invite him and his family over for dinner. Insist that they eat, and when they don't make a big deal about it until they do.
9.) Inform him that you overheard Emmett plotting different pranks to play on his brothers.
10.) Tell him to lie down because he looks pale
A/N: Oh, yeah. We rock! Two chapters in one day!!! Anyways, if you have any suggestions for any of the other characters please please please PM me.
VERY IMPORTANT A/N: There has been a bonus suggestions added to Jasper Hale's chapter. Please go read.
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