You know what this means my darlings! it means i'm done! haha...well okay not quite, but i'm damn close. I'm on chapter 21! so, you will be set! I hope you enjoy. now since i'm so generous! REVIEW! thank you. xD
Disclaimer: I Am not an alien no matter how much the computer applications teacher thinks so...i am a bit of a cow though...but aren't we all? XP
Master
"No no no and no!" Envy said crossing his arms over his chest and giving a pout, Ed and Al sighed for the millionth time, Riza was glaring at him and Roy was trying to fight back laughter.
"Look here Envy, you are wearing a dress whether you like it or not," Riza said as she cocked her gun, and Envy glared at her.
"You can try and make me, but it won't happen," Envy growled and Riza pointed her gun at Envy's head and he smirked. Ed stood up then and put his hand on Riza's over the gun.
"Lieutenant, he may not die but that doesn't mean I'd like watching it," Ed said and Riza sighed., Ed lifted his hand and moved back to the couch and sat down.
"Very well, but if he doesn't cooperate soon, I'll aim the gun at you." she said and Ed froze in fear.
"That's playing dirty, Blondie." Envy said with narrowed eyes. In reality he was actually happy to have more contact with some one other than Al, Roy or Ed, though he enjoyed the contact he had with Ed immensely he was happy to say they'd made it to past stage two, but he hated that only one pair of pants ever came off. Not two. He found Riza highly entertaining, using her sharp shooter skills to gain respect and fear. Envy found that that was very efficient, but no matter how much amusement she gave him, he wasn't bowing to her wishes.
"Whatever works," she said and then gestured for Envy to do what she wanted, "Now let's see our options," she said waving her pistol.
"No." Envy said and there was a loud crack and a thwip as Riza fired her pistol and it whizzed right past Ed's face and hit the couch behind him.
"Do that again and you won't have fingers or hands to pull a trigger any more Blondie," Envy snarled viciously, his arms unfurling from around his chest in preparation to do some limb ripping. His glare shot undiluted fury towards the sharp shooter. He stepped in front of Ed protectively, both his own feelings of wanting to protect his significant other and having to protect his master playing part.
"Um…Riza? Remember when I told you to be delicate about his temper? Now would be a good time to start treading delicately," Ed said leaning to the side from behind Envy to look at the blond lieutenant. Envy snarled to reiterate Ed's words.
"Oh yes, I'm sorry, but why won't you be more cooperative?" she asked exasperatedly.
"Because I'm not a woman!" Envy said. And Riza sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Yes but at the Ball, which I might add is Tomorrow, you will be going as Ed's female date! So you need to look the part of a female who knows what she's doing, make-up and hair, matching shoes to the dress, that sort of thing," Riza said, explaining as if to a classroom of children. Envy looked at her with the face of utter repulsion one that matched the looks that the other men shared of having no idea what she had just said.
"No…" Envy said again, but it was weaker because he was confused. "I'm not gonna do it," he said, and Ed sighed.
"Envy please don't say you're gonna leave me there all alone," Ed said sadly and Envy stiffened before he turned around to see Ed looking sad but his eyes sparkled with mischief. Envy frowned at Ed who grinned in return, slightly guilty at being caught.
"Ooh. I see how it is, fine. But I don't need any help from Blondie I can change into a girl by myself." He said with a pout and a huff.
"Yay!" Ed and Al cheered in mock celebration; Envy rolled his eyes as they laughed.
"Well at least let us see it," Mustang said his mouth twitching from restrained laughter, Envy gave him a look before smirking. Then he was engulfed in the light that changed his body, standing in front of Mustangs desk was a voluptuous blond woman, her hair tied up in a long tail, a miniskirt above her smooth long legs, and a blouse pulled tight over her slender waist and breasts.
"How do you like me Mustang?" then she was leaning over his desk smirking, her cleavage easily visible.
"Oh wait you already said you loved me, that beautiful night we shared together, remember?" she said her voice dripping with past implications and Mustang's face was completely white. Then Envy's smirk came back right before he changed back.
"Well that was satisfying," Envy said with a smirk. And he turned back to Ed with a grin who looked lost, "Now I'll be the perfect date," Envy said then tapped his chin for a second and changed his appearance to that of a girl who was about Ed's age, her long brown hair set in curls. She was wearing a green shirt and bleu pants; she walked next to Ed and frowned when her eyes were staring directly at his forehead.
"No," she muttered and changed again, this time the girl was a red head and a full head shorter than Ed. Envy sighed.
"No," he changed several more times before settling on a girl with beautiful long blonde hair, she was wearing a white sun dress it flowed over her nicely proportioned hips and chest, her eyes were crystal blue and she was just a hair shorter than Ed. Perfect.
"There, how's that for the body?" he asked in the feminine voice of the body. And Ed nodded his eyes slightly wide as he took in the sight of the girl. Envy grinned he loved getting that kind of reaction.
"Good, now for the dress?" Riza said from beside the still white Mustang, who had been quiet the entire time except for the occasional intake of breath whenever Envy changed into someone extremely attractive, and in other words, one of his types.
Envy thought for a moment, then changed the dress to a satiny blue the same shade as the girls eyes, the shiny material flowing over her hips and the halter top leaving her shoulders clear. Envy looked down for a moment then added a gold chain that hung gently around the hips. Riza nodded in approval.
"Hair?" she asked and Envy gave a sigh before the light engulfed him again and the blond hair was up in a high pony tail, half of it was wrapped around the at the base of the tail in braids, the rest fell elegantly over her shoulder.
"Lovely," Riza smiled and Envy rolled the beautiful blue eyes.
"Make-up?" she asked and Envy gave her a dirty look that shouldn't have been on that face.
"No way," he growled then flipped the hair, "Besides, I think I'm fine like this," then he gave an uncharacteristic giggle that made Ed start laughing and end up on the floor after he fell off of the couch.
"Smooth Fullmetal smooth," Roy said, his face still white but he'd obviously recovered from whatever that had been bothering him
"Thanks…and hey why are you acting weird?" Ed asked him as he stood up, there was a snicker from Envy and Roy paled again.
"No reason, I'm just feeling under the whether is all," Roy grumbled and Envy snickered harder.
"Under, over, on the table wherever he likes to feel," Envy murmured and Roy blanched.
"Shut up!" Roy sputtered and Envy chuckled darkly, Ed raised an eyebrow.
"What the hell are you two going on about?" he asked as he sat up from the floor and climbed back onto the couch.
"Nothing Ed!" Roy said and Envy smirked at him, Roy glowered at him.
"Envy…" Ed said quietly, and Envy turned to him smiling broadly.
"Oh don't worry; I was going to tell you." Envy said and Roy made a slight whimpering sound Envy tilted his head to look at Roy again, "Why wouldn't I? I wouldn't keep something like this from my master," he drawled and Roy's head made contact with the table. Envy gave a delighted chuckle then went over to sit next to Ed. Then crossed his legs to look at Roy, who knew if he didn't say anything Envy would and Roy would be humiliated even more than he knew he was already.
"Um…Wait…Envy how many times…?" He asked the homunculus, and he watched as those lips morphed into a feral grin.
"Who knows? After all you've been with all of them…haven't you?" Envy replied and Roy gagged.
"Oh dear lord," he muttered and put his face in his hands. And Ed looked between the two of them and then settled on Envy.
"What's going on?" he asked and Envy turned to him happily.
"Let's just say the Colonel has been wrong about how many women he's put to bed," Envy said, and Roy was glad for the slight subtly, though it was probably because of Al.
"Huh?" Ed asked and then Roy inwardly groaned, so it had been for Ed's benefit too. Envy gave a small sigh.
"All of the women he slept with..." Envy elaborated slightly and Ed nodded.
"Oh yeah...what about them? I mean I knew the bastard was a whore..." Ed grinned at Roy's scowl. Envy grinned too, looking at Roy before turning to Ed.
"Yep, and he just found out he's not as much of a whore as he thought," Envy snickered and Ed heard the distinct thud as Roy's head hit his desk.
"Wait so... he hasn't slept with that many women?" Ed frowned in confusion, and Envy cocked his head to the side.
"No, essentially he's only slept with...well one, maybe two." Envy said thinking lightly on the subject, and then Ed frowned.
"Wait, so you're saying that he thought he was sleeping with a lot of women but was really only sleeping with one...who could change her appearance...at will?" Ed asked and he was glaring slightly. Envy's smile faded.
"Well yeah...kinda..." he mumbled and looked a little abashed at the look on Ed's face. Ed crossed his arms and his glare intensified.
"Kinda?" he growled, and Envy cringed.
"It...it doesn't count!" Envy said, a little flustered, and he hadn't really expected this reaction.
"Oh? Well please tell me...how?" Ed said his voice still feral.
"I'm not really a woman! So it doesn't count!" he said swallowing, and Ed's eyes narrowed. That argument hadn't worked.
"It wasn't really me, it was...like me in costumes...not really me...it was me pretending," Envy said then he looked down, so maybe he should have kept that to himself.
"I...didn't really mean...anything...I'm sorry..." Envy said and he didn't see Ed's shoulders relax slightly.
"He's right Fullmetal, it was never more than a one night thing, and besides, this all happened before you two were together, so it shouldn't be a problem." Roy said, he'd obviously recovered from his own embarrassment by witnessing Envy's predicament.
Envy looked at him slightly shocked; this man was helping him even after he'd been a complete asshole? Envy didn't understand.
"Yeah, yeah…I know…just no more got it? You belong to me," Ed poked Envy in the ribs, who yelped in surprise. Envy rubbed his side absentmindedly as he stared at Ed.
"You're not mad?" Envy asked surprised and slightly shocked, he remembered the last time he'd done something stupid and Dante had found out he'd been sore for a week, even after all of his wounds had healed, just looking at her made him hurt.
"No, it's fine, and it just goes to show you, sleeping around doesn't help your reputation right Colonel?" Ed grinned, and Roy groaned. Envy grinned a little as he followed the two Elrics out of the room before turning to Roy.
"Why did you help?" he asked, and Roy looked up at him.
"Huh? Oh…because you didn't know something was wrong, so I felt no need to push it, you looked guilty enough as it was," He said and Envy raised an eyebrow, since when did he ever look guilty? He gave a small scoff before continuing.
"But..." he started again and Roy sighed before waving him out.
"It's not that big of deal, just promise that all the women who I'm with from now on won't be you?" Roy grinned, and Envy smirked.
"What makes you think they want to be with you?" Envy asked and Roy gave him a look and Envy grinned, "Alright, alright…but I can guarantee that none of them are as good as me," he said before leaving the room with a cackle.
"Well Sir," Hawkeye said as she started towards the door herself. Roy sighed.
"Yeah it has gotten more amusing, now that he's been here, maybe things will get easier for us too hmm?" Roy grinned and Riza turned to him.
"No sir, I was going to tell you that those papers are due in half an hour," And then she left the room. Roy let his head hit the desk.
Envy, Ed and Alphonse made it back to their now semi-permanent dorm room, Alphonse beginning to make dinner for his brother while Envy sat on the desk thinking.
"E-ma-E-Mmm…uuuhg! Master?" Envy rolled his eyes after he choked on his words, Ed had forgotten to rescind his order to call him master, Envy snorted as he looked down at the blond who was sitting at the desk. Ed moved his head to the side to showing he'd heard but he didn't look to focused on the book to really comprehend, Envy rolled his eyes before taking the book Ed was bent over out of his hands, his eyes following it the whole time until Envy snapped the book closed in front of his face.
"Hey...I was reading that," he said then saw the clearly amused smirk on Envy's face.
"Really I hadn't noticed," he grinned at Ed's eye roll, "I was trying to talk to you, but you didn't even hear me even though I'm right next to you," Envy leaned closer and Ed blushed before pushing Envy's face away playfully.
"Okay so I'm listening," he said then put his chin in his hand and tipped it up to look at Envy, who swung his legs down, one of them touching Ed's.
"Um...well I was just...oh never mind," Envy flushed slightly then he handed Ed his book back before he slipped from the desk and then went and plopped down on the bed throwing an arm over his eyes. Ed stood from the chair before sitting on the bed and leaning over Envy slightly, putting his hands on either side of the homunculus' head. Envy moved his arm slightly to look at Ed with a raised eyebrow.
"You really think I'm not going to listen even after that fuss you made?" he asked quietly, and Envy's mouth twisted into a frown before he put his arm back over his eyes and then shrugged. Ed huffed.
"Let me rephrase, talk now or I'll make you talk," Ed said and Envy moved his arm again and smirked at him, practically daring him to. Ed grinned before he grabbed Envy's hands and pinned them over his head.
"Hey..." Envy said amused, he could get out if he wanted to, but he didn't really mind he really didn't mind when Ed started sucking on his neck. Envy gasped slightly in surprise and pleasure.
"H-hey...not in front of your brother!" he said, and then he heard a groan, as Al looked up from the book he'd been reading ignoring them earlier and saw them.
"No it's fine...I'm going on a walk...a very very long walk," Al said and Envy was sure if he could he'd be blushing furiously as he walked out the door. Envy watched him leave a look of disbelief on his face. There had gone his chance of escape. He looked back at Ed, who was looking down on him with an amused and very evil smirk on his lips.
"Now you have no choice you belong all to me," Ed grinned as Envy's eyes widened slightly before Ed's lips crashed onto his own leaving no room for insults.
