(Please note that underlined and itilisized words are the Narrator. Bold is me whenever I feel like talking. And now the cuss-word-cutter-outer guy's is bold and underlined. Anything or anyone else is just underlined.)
Know Your Stars!
Kagura was flying on her feather thingy, having a boring expression on her face as she usually does whenever she flys. She looks down and sees a giant oger demon. Since she's bored, she disides to just kill off the demon. After that, she rests under a tree.
Well, that was awefully mean of you. And what's with you people and sitting under trees?
Kagura: What...?
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Kagura: What's going on here...?
Why do you always say everything in a slow and low voice?
Kagura: Who are you...?
I'm Shannon a.k.a Narrator. You're being interviewed.
Kagura: Hmmm...
Anywhozle, Kagura has a thing for Sesshomaru. And I swear to God if you deny that, I'll personally kill you. 'Cause we all know it's true!
Kuyoko: Stop threating people!!
Oh, for the love of God!!
Kagura: There's two of you...?
Ash: Three actually...
Kagura: Wonderful...
ANYWHOZLE!! As I was saying before I was RUDELY interupted, Kagura wants to get-it-on!
Kagura: You !! No I don't!!
Deniiiiial...
Kagura: That's it! Dance of the Dead!!
HOLY !!! ZOMBIESS!!!
Ash: COOL!!!!!
Kuyoko: AAAHHHH!!!! WHERE THE DID THEY COME FROM!?!?!
Kagura: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
!! They're EVERYWHERE!!!!
Kuyoko: JESUS!!
Jesus: You called?
Ash: ...
...
Kagura: ...
Zombies: ...
Kuyoko: ...
Jesus: Well...?
Kuyoko: Um... sorry... it was a... false alarm..?
Jesus: Oh, ok! Well, I guess I'll see you later, then.
(A few minutes later.)
Well, theres something you don't see everyday!
Ash: This is turning out to be more like a sitcom than an interviewing show.
Kuyoko: Yeah, your right. NARRATOR!! Back to the interview!
Yeah, yeah. Hey, you! Get rid of the zombies!
Kagura: Why don't you make me?
Are you sure about that?
Kagura: Try your best!
Naraku: KAGURA!! Get over here!
Kagura: ...
Pfft!
Naraku: I remember you, you insolance little fool!!
Did you actually use a big word?! Did he actually use a big word?!
Kuyoko: Yeah, I think he did!
Kagura: Naraku, you know them...?
Naraku: Sadly...
Lazy as usual...
Naraku: I am not lazy!!
Sure sure...
Kuyoko: Um... time's 'bout up...
!! Why do we have such short time?!?
Kuyoko: 'Cause not alot of people watch the show.
But... all those reviews...
Kuyoko: I know! I said the same thing. But all THEY said was, "They are just the same people from the beginning. you need MORE people to gain MORE time. Get my drift?" And I mumbled, "Yeah, and I can smell it, too." Then I started waving my hand and he looked at me weird.
Well, I guess we should be happy that we even HAVE the show, right?
Kuyoko: I was thinking that...
Kagura and Naraku: ...
Oh! Time's up! Now you know your star!!
Kagura: They know nothing of me!!
Whoa... that's kinda what Naraku said...
Naraku: Shut the up you nucence!
Fine, God! Be that way!
Kagura and Naraku: We will.
(They go away)
Well, anywhozle, join us next time on know your stars! Next time we're stalking Sesshomaru! Woooo!!
