(Please note that underlined and itilisized words are the Narrator. Bold is me whenever I feel like talking. And now the cuss-word-cutter-outer guy's is bold and underlined. Anything or anyone else is just underlined.)

Know Your Stars!

Kagura was flying on her feather thingy, having a boring expression on her face as she usually does whenever she flys. She looks down and sees a giant oger demon. Since she's bored, she disides to just kill off the demon. After that, she rests under a tree.

Well, that was awefully mean of you. And what's with you people and sitting under trees?

Kagura: What...?

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!

Kagura: What's going on here...?

Why do you always say everything in a slow and low voice?

Kagura: Who are you...?

I'm Shannon a.k.a Narrator. You're being interviewed.

Kagura: Hmmm...

Anywhozle, Kagura has a thing for Sesshomaru. And I swear to God if you deny that, I'll personally kill you. 'Cause we all know it's true!

Kuyoko: Stop threating people!!

Oh, for the love of God!!

Kagura: There's two of you...?

Ash: Three actually...

Kagura: Wonderful...

ANYWHOZLE!! As I was saying before I was RUDELY interupted, Kagura wants to get-it-on!

Kagura: You &#!! No I &# don't!!

Deniiiiial...

Kagura: That's it! Dance of the Dead!!

HOLY &#!!! ZOMBIESS!!!

Ash: COOL!!!!!

Kuyoko: AAAHHHH!!!! WHERE THE &# DID THEY COME FROM!?!?!

Kagura: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

&#!! They're EVERYWHERE!!!!

Kuyoko: JESUS!!

Jesus: You called?

Ash: ...

...

Kagura: ...

Zombies: ...

Kuyoko: ...

Jesus: Well...?

Kuyoko: Um... sorry... it was a... false alarm..?

Jesus: Oh, ok! Well, I guess I'll see you later, then.

(A few minutes later.)

Well, theres something you don't see everyday!

Ash: This is turning out to be more like a sitcom than an interviewing show.

Kuyoko: Yeah, your right. NARRATOR!! Back to the interview!

Yeah, yeah. Hey, you! Get rid of the zombies!

Kagura: Why don't you make me?

Are you sure about that?

Kagura: Try your best!

Naraku: KAGURA!! Get over here!

Kagura: &#...

Pfft!

Naraku: I remember you, you insolance little fool!!

Did you actually use a big word?! Did he actually use a big word?!

Kuyoko: Yeah, I think he did!

Kagura: Naraku, you know them...?

Naraku: Sadly...

Lazy as usual...

Naraku: I am not &# lazy!!

Sure sure...

Kuyoko: Um... time's 'bout up...

&#!! Why do we have such short time?!?

Kuyoko: 'Cause not alot of people watch the show.

But... all those reviews...

Kuyoko: I know! I said the same thing. But all THEY said was, "They are just the same people from the beginning. you need MORE people to gain MORE time. Get my drift?" And I mumbled, "Yeah, and I can smell it, too." Then I started waving my hand and he looked at me weird.

Well, I guess we should be happy that we even HAVE the show, right?

Kuyoko: I was thinking that...

Kagura and Naraku: ...

Oh! Time's up! Now you know your star!!

Kagura: They know nothing of me!!

Whoa... that's kinda what Naraku said...

Naraku: Shut the &# up you nucence!

Fine, God! Be that way!

Kagura and Naraku: We will.

(They go away)

Well, anywhozle, join us next time on know your stars! Next time we're stalking Sesshomaru! Woooo!!