Hey guys

Yesterday, I got distracted by grand theft auto and watching movies, sorry :P

But now, I'm ready to write a chapter, listening to nickelback and sum 41 and eminem and avril lavigne… lol

Say it if its worth savin' me!

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"Mio, Mio, look at what I got!" Ritsu shouted, opening the door. Mio was in the kitchen eating a sandwich.

"What? Can't you bring it in here?" Mio said, before she took a bite out of her sandwich.

"No, no, come here, come here! It'll ruin it, you'll figure out what it is!" Ritsu shouted, clearly excited. Not wanting to disappoint her, Mio finished her sandwich quickly and walked to the front door.

"…" Mio looked at it for a second before sighing. "You not only went and got a dog, you got three?"

"Yeah!" Ritsu said, smiling. She stood in the doorway holding a box with three puppies, all sleeping. "Aren't they cute? I don't know what they are or how old they are though, because I found them in a box floating down a creek."

"You mean their abandoned?" Mio asked, feeling her eyes water up a bit.

"I guess so," Ritsu said. "Well, I couldn't just leave them there. I'll take care them, so can I please, please, pleeeeeease, keep them?"

"I'm not your mother Ritsu, you don't have to ask like that," Mio said.

"Yeah, but you're more likely to say yes if I do," Ritsu said, grinning brightly. "You know you want to keep them."

"I didn't say you couldn't," Mio said, with a small sigh. "Ritsu this is basically your house, since you bought it with your money."

"My money? I thought it was our money." Ritsu said, a bit angrily. "Aren't we supposed to share everything?

"I can't believe your going to argue with me about that," Mio said, with a loud sigh. "Look this isn't the time to be talking about this, the question is what are we going to do with them? We're probably going to need to get them shots, and food and stuff, but we only have one car and you have work in ten minutes."

"I'll call in and have Sam cover for me," Ritsu said with a shrug. "He's like my little prodigy. I've been training him since day one. Besides, Russell can help him out too."

"You shouldn't leave the job to an 18 year old," Mio said. "That's irresponsible."

"Look, we'll take 'em to the vet, you can drop me off at work, go pick up the food and stuff, come home for a little while, and come back and pick me up." Ritsu said, rolling her eyes.

"…" Mio looked at Ritsu for a second, a bit peeved because what Ritsu had said made sense. "Fine, let's go."

"YES!" Ritsu shouted, jumping off the porch stairs, puppies still in hand. They yelped as they landed, the jolt waking them up.

"Ritsu, don't kill them…" Mio said, locking the door.

"I wont, I wont," Ritsu said, smiling, already getting into the drivers seat of the car. Mio got in the car a few agonizing seconds later and looked at Ritsu strangely. Ritsu started the car and backed up before she noticed.

"What?" she asked.

"Are you really going to drive with them in your lap?" Mio asked, looking at the puppies squirming in the deteriorating cardboard box.

"Then you take them," Ritsu said, putting the box into Mio's lap.

"Why can't we put them in the back?" Mio said, scrunching up her nose at the smell of moss, pee and poop.

"They could fall Mio! How could you even think of that?" Ritsu said, a hint of annoyance in her voice. "Why are you so against them?"

"I'm not, they just smell bad and I think I might throw up on them," Mio said, a hint of frustration in her voice. "I don't know how you can stand this!"

"Why don't you open your window? That might help," Ritsu said.

Mio opened her window, and the wind made the puppies yap. Mio felt anger rising in herself, but she did her best to remain calm because they were just puppies.

"We should have put them in a different box before we left the house," Mio said, with a sigh as she rolled her window up halfway.

"I'm sorry, I was just really excited." Ritsu said, lowering her head a bit, guilty.

"It's fine, I could have done something," Mio said, patting Ritsu's head. "I'll just deal with it."

A few minutes later, they arrived at the local vet. Ritsu took the box from Mio and walked in.

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"Well, it looks to me like you ladies just saved these Great Dane puppies," the vet said, smiling. "I don't think their much older than a month, and they haven't been away from their mother for any more than 12 hours."

"Looks like we got lucky," Ritsu said. She was also translating what they said to Mio quickly.

"Mhm," the vet hummed. "Anyways, I've given them their appropriate shots, and here's a chart of all the food and other things you should get them. Come back in a couple months to get them nootured (I swear to god I just spent ten minutes trying to figure out that word and I couldn't figure it out)."

"Thanks doc," Ritsu said, taking the bundle of paper. "Any thing else?"

"Oh, well here's the bill," she said, nonchalantly handing it to her. Ritsu sweat dropped.

"Hey doc, I don't have the kind of cash on me right now, you take credit cards?"

"Why wouldn't we?" the doctor said, pulling out a cigarette from her pocket.

"Um, I don't know," Ritsu said, taking a step back. "Well, here…"

Ritsu handed the vet her credit card, hesitantly.

"What's wrong with you, I don't bite," the vet said, irritated.

"I wouldn't be surprised if she did," Ritsu whispered to Mio. Mio couldn't help but giggle.

"What're you laughing about over there," the vet growled with the cig still in her mouth. She quickly swiped the credit card, punched in a few numbers and tossed if back to Ritsu. "Now get out, I have other pets to take care of."

"Um, shank you verry much," Mio said, remembering not to bow before she did.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, get lost kids," the vet said, waving her hand.

"Well wasn't she pleasant?" Ritsu snickered, carrying a fresh new box with pillows and blankets in it. "Just a big ball of sunshine, wasn't she?"

"She wasn't nice at all… and why would you smoke in a place where you're supposed to be helping the health of living beings…." Mio sighed. "That's so wrong."

"Looks like we're going to have to find another vet for these guys," Ritsu said, holding the box up to her face. "Haha, look we have a runt! Maybe he'll turn out like Clifford!"

Ritsu opened the car door, laughing.

"We could ride out dog around, wouldn't that be cool?" Ritsu said, turning on the car. When she didn't get a response she turned to the passenger seat. "Mio?"

Mio was standing in the middle of the parking lot day dreaming. Ritsu sighed, chuckling.

"Mio! Get out of the middle of the road!" Ritsu shouted, opening the passenger door and leaning out. Mio shook her head and looked at Ritsu, her face turning bright red as Ritsu handed her the box.

"Ah, sorry Ritsu," Mio said, embarrassed, looking down. "It's just that Clifford was one of my favorite shows when I was younger, so I thought that it would be cool…"

"You are so cute!" Ritsu shouted, throwing her arms around Mio. "You're way to adorable, you're going to make me have a heart attack."

Then she remembered something from a few years back, and smirked. She took her arms off of Mio and said: "Moe~ Moe Kyun~", making a heart with her hands. She earned herself a hard hit to the head.

"I can't believe you still remember that," Mio sighed angrily.

"What are you talking about? How could I not remember that? You almost put me in a godammed coma!" Ritsu laughed.

"I did not!" Mio shouted.

"And you know… you were pretty cute that time," Ritsu mumbled.

"What?"

"You were… really cute that time," Ritsu said. Mio blushed and looked out the window.

"Uh… thanks?"

"No problem!" Ritsu said, smiling. "You're really cute, you're really cute, you're really cute, you're really cute!"

"Stop it!" Mio said, hitting her lightly on the head.

"Oooh, looks like Mio takes schmoozing positively. You're cute, you're hot, you're sexy, you're endearing, you're warm, you're smart, you're fun to be around, you're an enjoyable person, you're the peanut to my butter, my bonnie to my Clyde without the bloodbath, you're the jolly to my rancher, the Taylor to my Lautner, you're the light of my life, my fiancé, and you're the person I love the most." Ritsu said, smiling. She didn't hear a response and worried a little bit.

"Mio? Mio, you ok?" Ritsu asked, as she looked over to see Mio's face bright red and steam coming out of the top of her head. "Hey, Mio pull yourself together!"

Mio kept her eyes down at her lap, as her face grew brighter.

"Mio, you really are adorable!" Ritsu chuckled, kissing Mio on the cheek.

"Hey Ritsu?" Mio said, after a moment of silence.

"Yeah?"

"Can I have the tiny one?" Mio asked.

"Sure…?"

"I think… I'll name him… Ritio," Mio said, smiling down at the puppy.

"Ritio? Like as in Rit + io, like Ritsu and Mio?"

"Is it to weird?"

"No… actually I really like it." Ritsu said, smiling at Mio.

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a few months later…

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"Ritio! Come here boy!" Mio shouted, waving to the dog.

"Oi, Bass, Drum, come on, dinner time!" Ritsu shouted, cupping her hands around her mouth.

The three giant dogs came bounding into the house from the backyard, tongues lolling out of their mouths. The biggest dog, Rio arrived first, and tackled Mio. He knocked her to the ground with a thump and licked her all over her face.

"Gaaah! Ritio! Get off! Ritio, you're standing on my chest! Ow!" Mio shrieked, but couldn't help but laugh.

"Get off of my wife!" Ritsu shouted, also laughing. "Whoa, whoa, I better get him off before he gets any funny ideas… like trying to mount you."

"Ritsu!" Mio shouted, pushing the massive dog aside. The other two dogs sat on either side of Ritsu, watching the spectacle.

"Good girl, good boy," Ritsu said, patting their heads. "Don't become like your unruly brother."

"All right, come on every one, time for dinner," Mio said, laughing. The three dogs and Ritsu trotted behind her.

"You know Mio, I hope your not thinking of cheating on me," Ritsu said, as they ate.

"Where did that come from?" Mio said, in between a bite.

"You didn't really look like you wanted to push Ritio off," Ritsu said, with a smirk.

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"I hope you don't resort to bestiality to vent your sexual frustrations! That's what I'm here for!" Ritsu said, raising an eyebrow suggestively at Mio.

"Ritsu, you really need to st-"

"Oh, don't tell me you didn't become horny after feeling his big ol' doggie pe-"

"Stop! Stop! If you want to have sex tonight I don't care, but don't do that." Mio said, putting her fingers on her temples.

"Really?" Ritsu asked, with a gleam in her eyes. She leaned over and moved the plates aside.

"Ritsu, not right now…"

Ritsu ignored her and pulled her by the collar until her stomach was laying on the table, her knees aligned with the seat of her chair.

"Not on the table…"

"C'mon… why don't we try it doggie style?" Ritsu said huskily.

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I've been distracted by Grand Theft Auto these two days… and movies and stuff…

Anyways, I didn't just blow off their wedding it's going to come in the next chapter, but I wanted to write about the doggies

Have a good evening or whatever time of day it is when you read this