Twice in one day! Awesome! I had to do a million chores just to get my computer back. Mouthing off to my mom -_- Alright in the last chapter, Mordecai was blocked by Brianna. Starla's pregnant. And Rigby and Eileen are getting closer. Also, I forgot but I finally have a bio up. So, go check it out. It has my name, gender, age, and birthday. Oh and I also forgot, Muscle Man and Starla think their having a boy.

The next day:

Since the girl duo didn't have to work today, Starla came over to talk about the baby. She seemed to really wanna show off her bump. Starla wore a bright pink maternity shirt with jeans, "Hey girls"! She sat on the couch.

Brianna played on the floor in front of them. Margaret spoke first, "So, Muscle Man said you two are having a boy"?

Starla nodded, "Yea just know when you're having something"! She rubbed her belly.

Eileen smiled, "That's awesome Starla! How's the living arrangement gonna go"?

Starla shrugged, "We're gonna live at my apartment, it's big enough for a family of three"

Margaret smiled, "So have you two thought of any names yet"?

Starla squealed, "Mitch and I were thinking of Moe or Mavis"!

Margaret and Eileen smiled and gave her, their best wishes, "That's great Starla, how far along are you"?

Starla bit her lip, "I didn't wanna tell Mitch right away...so…" She paused, "I'm three months along"

Eileen's jaw dropped, "Starla! You know that Muscle Man thinks the baby's not coming for another nine months"!

The muscle woman let out a cry, "Stop yelling at me"! She sobbed. Eileen face-palmed

Brianna blinked her eyes at the Muscle woman in confusion, Margaret saw her and scooped her up, "Hormones Sweetheart"

Starla's sobbing stopped, "I never liked you Eileen"!

Eileen glared then turned to Margaret, "So, how'd last night go"?

Muscle Woman smiled, "Oh yea! Mitch said Mordecai told everyone he was getting laid"

The cardinal glared, "HE DID WHAT"!? She would of jumped up but Brianna was in her lap.

Eileen's jaw dropped, "Oh…no" Margaret was beyond angry. She was furious. She sat Brianna in her playpen and raced out the door. The mole turned to Starla with a worried look, "She's gonna kill him"! Starla and Eileen raced out the door, Eileen ran back in, scooping up Brianna, "Come here" She raced back out.

Margaret walked into the park, finding her boyfriend, her eyes narrowed as she took a run and sprinted towards him.

Mordecai collided into her then fell, Margaret however made a few summersaults on the grass, Mordecai saw it was her and walked towards her, "Margaret"?!

She opened her eyes and jumped on him, "YOU ASS"! She screamed.

Mordecai couldn't move, she held his wrists down, glaring into his eyes. "Wh-what happened?! What did I do"!?

She glared at him, "YOU TOLD EVERYONE YOU WERE GETTING LAID"!

Benson, Skips, Thomas and Muscle Man saw her trying to kill him, they stood and watched. Mordecai struggled underneath her, "Margaret…love you"

She blinked her eyes. "What"?! He used the opportunity to knock her over and holding her wrists down, "YOU ASS! GET OFF OF ME"! Mordecai refused, holding her down. She screamed then glared, "GET OFF OF ME"!

Skips looked at Mordecai, he looked at Muscle Man, "Go into my cabinet and get the memory eraser, it's labeled so take it and give it to me"

Muscle Man nodded as he ran off with High-Five Ghost, "Let's go Fives"

Eileen and Starla ran to see Margaret was underneath Mordecai, he was holding her down, "Margaret! Don't kill him"!

Margaret finally calmed down, she looked at him, "Why did you tell everyone"?

Mordecai blinked his eyes, "I didn't tell everyone! I told Rigby and-AHHHH"! She tackled him again, they rolled around, seeing who was tougher, Mordecai wasn't gonna punch his girlfriend, but she seemed fine to punch him.

Muscle Man came running back holding two bottles, he tossed one to Skips,

Skips nodded as he pushed Mordecai over and picked up Margaret as if she was a baby, "Put me down! I wanna kill him"! She glared. Skips shoved the bottle into her mouth, Margaret took a few sips before closing her eyes.

Mordecai stared at her, "Skips…what happened? What was in that bottle"!?

Skips carefully put Margaret in his wings, "That was a memory bottle, it'll erase twenty minutes of her memory. She won't remember anything about what you said" Mordecai thanked him, he headed into the park house to lay her down while her memory was restoring.

Skips looked at Muscle Man seeing he had another bottle, "What's that bottle"?

Muscle Man lifted it up, "It's a lust drink. I was thinking I could use it for Starla"

The yeti picked up the bottle then glared, "YOU FOOL! THIS IS THE MEMORY ERASER"! He looked at the park house, "That…means Margaret drank…"

Eileen carried Brianna to Rigby, "Oh hey Eileen" He smiled, "To be fair, I didn't tell anyone about Mordecai…and Margaret"

The mole smiled, "Aw thanks Rigby. I think just because it's her first time means she wants it to be special" She adjusted Brianna, "Wanna hold her"?

Rigby took her into his arms, "Hey Bri, ya forgive me for pushing you"?

Brianna smiled at him, "Un"!

Eileen looked into the house, "C'mon let's put her in the playpen inside"

Mordecai laid her down on his old bed, hearing Brad run into the room after him being as loud as he could be, "Mordy-Shut up! Margaret's sleeping"!

Margaret stirred a little then closed her eyes, "But Mordy-pie! I wanna play"!

The blue jay glared, "No, go away Brad! Margaret's not feeling so good"

Brad glared as he ran to the door and slammed it as loud as he could, Mordecai cringed looking at Margaret, she blinked her eyes open, "What…what's going on"?

She ran her fingers through her spikes, "Ugh…my head"

Mordecai looked at her, "You alright…? Do you remember anything"?

The cardinal blinked her eyes again, "I just remember being mad at you…but I don't remember why"

He let out a sigh of relief, "I'm just glad you woke up. You need anything"?

Margaret gave him a little smirk, "Let me kiss you"? She leaned into him and kissed him. He broke the kiss making her pull him onto the bed, "C'mon" Mordecai fell forward, his face was next to hers, with his hand trying to support him by holding onto his old bed frame. And his other hand next to Margaret's leg.

She smirked at him pulling him down, "MM! Wait a minute"! He separated himself but she grabbed his wrists. "I need…a condom"

Margaret leaned her head back against the pillow, "Better hurry"

Eileen sat Brianna in the playpen, Rigby was about to give her a little toy making Brad glare, "That's mine! I'm not sharing"! He yanked the doll from Rigby. Brianna stood up in her playpen, reaching for a stuffed bear but Brad grabbed it first, "NO"! He screamed, holding his toys to his chest.

Eileen yanked the toy out of Brad's hand, "Stop being a little brat! And share"!

Rigby smiled at her, "That was awesome"!

Brianna giggled at the two before hearing music coming from upstairs. Makes me wonder by Maroon 5. Rigby looked up there, "Did Margaret wake up or something"? He turned to Eileen.

Eileen shook her head, "I haven't seen Mordecai since he walked with Margaret upstairs" They stared at each other then grinned. "I think I know where he is"

Brad glared, "Where is Mordy-Pie! I wanna play with him"

Rigby and Eileen blushed, how were they gonna explain to a four year old where he was. "He's…busy"

The little boy glared, "He better not be making another Brianna"! Eileen and Rigby's jaws dropped, he knew. "Daddy says that him and Mommy want another baby"!

Eileen smiled, "Well, isn't that great. You'll have a little brother or sister"

Brad glared, "I said WANT stupid gopher"!

Rigby narrowed his eyes, "Shut up! She's not a gopher! She's a beau-mole"!

The little boy giggled, "Ooh! Rigby has a crush on the gopher! Rigby has a crush on the gopher" He ran off making the raccoon chase him.

Eileen giggled, "Aw, I think your uncle Rigby likes me.." She looked around the spoke, "Can you say Mama and Dada"?

Brianna giggled, "Wawa, Baba" She picked up her bear.

The door opened upstairs, Mordecai has his wing around Margaret's waist, with her head on his shoulder, "Hi Eileen" Her voice was slurred.

Eileen ran up to her, "What's a matter with her"?

Mordecai shrugged, "I don't know…" He laid her down on the couch, "She was fine five minutes ago"

The mole sniffed the air, "What's that funky stench"?

Mordecai blushed, "Heh, well uh…" He rubbed the back of his neck.

The cardinal giggled, "I rocked him"! She laughed tilting her head back.

Eileen looked at Mordecai then her, "She acts like she's drunk"

Mordecai blushed redder, "To be fair, we actually did nothing upstairs"

The cardinal looked at him, "That's not true! You know that's not true"! She giggled, "I saw you naked! Look Eileen! He's missing feathers on his back"!

Eileen turned the blue jay around to see little feathers were missing along with scratches, "Uh huh. Nothing Mordecai"? He blushed.

Margaret giggled, "Up"! She lifted her wings as if she wanted to be carried.

Mordecai growled as he lifted her up and carried her, "C'mon, I'm taking you to Skip's house" Eileen followed, knowing Rigby would watch over Brianna.

On the way to Skip's house, Margaret began to get a little less whatever feeling she had, they made it to make Mordecai lay her down on Skip's bed. The yeti sighed, "I know why you guys are here…well to be clear, Margaret drank the wrong bottle"

Mordecai looked at his girlfriend, "What did she drink"?

Skips sighed, "It was a lust potion, but I'm glad I finally got rid of it, I was scared somebody was gonna use it on you Mordecai"

The blue jay shrugged, "Well, what's a matter with Margaret"?

Skips lifted her head, "She drank a little too much, there's two options"

Eileen peeped, "What're the two options"?

The yeti spoke, "Mordecai and Margaret…or she could lose it by going to the bathroom…but the bathroom option wouldn't work for another six hours"

Mordecai sighed, "Six hours…"?

Eileen looked up at him, "You're choosing six hours over sex"?

The blue jay looked at Margaret, "Hm…I love her and everything it's just. Well. She's a little tipsy and I just don't wanna take advantage of her"

Skips smiled, "I love your honesty about her, but this'll burn off the drink, so get back into the park house and go"!

Mordecai scooped her back into his wings, "Alright, c'mon"

The cardinal touched his cheek, "Round two already"?

Muscle Man stood with Thomas, High-Five Ghost, Benson and Starla, he smiled at Starla, "Starla, I have a very important question to ask you"

Starla gasped, "What is it Mitch"?

He got down on knee, opening a small velvet box holding a small golden ring, "Will you marry me"?

She screamed so loud Thomas had to cover his ears, "YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES"! They started to make out leaving everyone walking away.

Thomas covered his mouth, "Hey Benson"! He called to the gumball machine, "I think I'll head home"

Alright Mordo finally got laid! But Margaret was all tipsy cause of the potion. Starla and Muscle Man are getting hitched! Audrey and Benson are thinking of having another baby! Will they have one? What gender will it be? What about the Sorenstein wedding? Who's gonna be the maid of honor? Who's gonna be the little flower girl who accidentally messes up the wedding?*hint**hint* Chapter 10. LOL. Ya know what. I don't think we've heard from CJ for a bit? DUH DUH DUH...Jaws music fail. Check out my bio! See if we have anything in common LOL and a preview:

Margaret and Starla screamed, "Brianna Crystal"! Brianna stared at the dress, "Oh no! My beautiful wedding dress! Brianna! How could you"!? Starla sobbed.

Brianna blinked her eyes, "Uh oh..." She stared at the ruined dress, "Wawa"! She lifted her wings to Margaret.

Margaret glared, "I'm very disappointed in you Missy! Why did you do that to poor Starla's dress"

Audrey ran in, "I heard screaming...what happened"?! She turned to see Brianna was standing next to the dress, "What did you do"?!

Brad snickered, holding Audrey's hand, "Thanks for taking the heat" He shoved Brianna to the floor while Audrey tried to calm down Starla.

OOOOOOHHHHH! Brad did something! OHHHHH! Poor Starla! Will she ever marry Mitch? What happened to her dress? Who's Thomas bringing to the wedding as a "date". Is Audrey gonna get pregnant? Will Eileen and Rigby go to the wedding as a couple? Also Crystal is my middle name, so...I kinda gave her mine since when I'm in trouble I get called Ryan Crystal. So yea. Are Brianna and Brad be even allowed at the wedding? Find out in chapter 10!