Title: Roxas Potter

Author: Chibi Envy Chan

Pairing: AkuRoku

Warning: Boy love.

Summary: Why Axel should never read books. It gives him ideas.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Harry Potter.

Perched on his favorite chair, Roxas flipped through the latest book that had caught his attention. He preferred a regular story over those fantasy ones that had good versus evil. This Nobody had enough of that in his life though the lines between good and evil were blurred beyond recognition. He wanted something with more substance than violence or the hero getting the girl in the end.

Suddenly, a fuzzy thing was shoved onto his head and fake glasses onto his face. Roxas blinked a few times as a red head adjusted those things on him. He seemed to be pleased with himself and preened at the results.

"Wait, we're missing something here."

Without warning, the older Nobody ran out of the room at top speed, forgetting that he could simply teleport back to his room. Sometimes, he just didn't think that far ahead especially for spur of the moment things. It was a pain.

Roxas sighed for the hundredth time that day. He wanted to reach up and yank those things off of him, but that meant he would have to listen to Axel rant and rave about him messing things up... again. Actually, the older Nobody messed up more than he did, but he wasn't about to say that in front of VIII.

Oh no, he really didn't want to deal with the aftermath. Plus the other Nobodies would say its his fault and hold him responsible so he would let Axel stay in his happy place... for now.

The blond went back to reading his book. He was getting to the good part too when a certain idiot came interrupting him.

Now back to the book. Roxas became engrossed in it again when he heard a loud bang. As hard as he tried to ignore the chatter, it didn't work. He was almost tempted to bash the head in with his book when all of a sudden he found himself bookless.

"Axel, what are you doing?" It tickled when the older Nobody drew on him and then almost strangled him with a horribly knitted scarf.

"There! My master piece! Roxas Potter!"

"Be thankful I don't have a wand or else you'd be castrated."

The red head decided he'd better not hand over the wand. He liked Axel Junior.