Episode 9: S.I. 2

"Hazuki Residence"

::A knock was heard on the door::
::Ine-san answered::

Man: Hello, are you Ine-san?
Ine-san: Yes I am. Who's this?

::The man hands Ine-san an envelope::

Ine-san: RYO-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ryo's Bedroom"

::Ryo falls to the floor, covering his hand::

Ryo-san:(Stupidly and tiredly) We're under attack!

::Ine-san barges into the room::

Ine-san: Ryo! Quit making love with the floor and look at this!

::Ryo snatches the envelope and reads it::

Ine-san: YOU QUIT YOUR JOB AND DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!? NOW WE'RE IN DEBT!!!
Ryo-san: Why the fuck do I have to tell you everything Ine-san? Goddamn, I swear im like two seconds from moving out of this house!
Ine-san: And how do you expect to accomplish that without a job?! Ya know Ryo, right when I thought you were gaining responsibility you-
Ryo-san: I dont wanna hear it! Leave me the fuck alone!

::Fuku walks in::

Fuku-san: What's with the gloomy faces?
Ine-san and Ryo-san: SHUT UP!!!
Fuku-san: You got it.

"China Resteraunt"

::Ine-san sits down for a quick lunch::

Radio: Are you depressed from debt?

::Ine-san chokes on her food::

Radio: Do you need more comfort and relief in you life?!

Ine-san:(Whispering to herself) Yes...

Radio: DO YOU JUST WANNA GET UP, GRAB YOUR BALLS, AND SAY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE?!?

::Ine-san stands up impusively::

Ine-san: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Everyone stares at Ine-san::

Ine-san:(Blushing) Sorry.

Radio:... then all you gotta do is call: 1-800-I LUV PROSTITUTION. That's 1-800- I LUV PROSTITUTION for a easy, wet, sensational prostitution job.

::Ine-san thinks::
::Ine-san gets a mischievious smile on her face::

"One Week Later"
"At Night"

::Ryo tosses and turns in his bed, thinking about the debt::

Ryo-san: I can't go to sleep... we're gonna lose are house, our life, our everything.

::Suddenly Ryo hears to front door open. a few chuckles, and a woman who sounded like Ine-san and a voice of a man::
::Ryo stands to his feet and puts his ear up to his door, listening in on the hallway::

Man: God you slutty ass is sooooo tight.

::Ryo hears a slap::
::Ryo trys not to chuckle::

Ine-san: Oh God im horny... (Squeal)

::Ryo cringes::
::He heard Ine-san's bedroom door shut::
::He slowly opens his door and tip toes down the hallway towards her room::

Fuku-san:(Whisper from down the hallway) Ryo-san...
Ryo-san:(Whisper) Fuku-san! Go away!
Fuku-san: So you hear it too... Ine-san's gonna get her freak on tonight!
Ryo-san: Not if she hears us. Go away.
Fuku-san: No. Im just as curious as you are. Let's see who it is dude.
Ryo-san: Ok, but you gotta promise me that you'll keep quiet.
Fuku-san: Cross my heart, and hope to be gay.

::Ryo rolls his eyes and continues::
::Ryo and Fuku convene outside of Ine-sans door::
::They hear a few words inside and hitting against the wall::

Man: Your such a bad, old girl.
Ine-san: Oh God im sooooo hott for you tonight!

::Fuku chuckles loudly, trying to hold it in silently::
::Ryo steps on Fuku's toe::

Fuku-san:(Whisper) Owch!
Ryo-san:(Frantic whisper) Keep quiet dumbass!

::Ryo and Fuku held their ears up to the door like spying hawks::
::Suddenly loud music is turned on in Ine-san's room::

Fuku-san: I think we should go in there and see who the mysterious man is.
Ryo-san: It's probably some lonely eighty year old man that goes on those lesbian chatrooms at night to get off. Cause thats the only way a wrinkly, dried up pruny ass like Ine-san is gonna get a man.
Fuku-san: Hey bitch! That's my mom your talking about!
Ryo-san: Dude, Fuku-san, calm down.
Fuku-san: MY MOMS NOT A PRUNY DRIED UP BITCH U FUCKER!!!

::Fuku attacks Ryo::

Ryo-san:(Laughing) HELP! RAPE! I HAVE A FAG TRYING TO MOLEST ME!
Fuku-san: Im gonna kill your ass!

::The music turns off::

Ine-san: Who's out there?!

::Ryo and Fuku stop, having each others fists locked around their knecks::

Fuku-san: Ummm... nowone...
Ryo-san: Like she's gonna believe that! It's us Ine-san!
Ine-san: Go back to bed my sugar pies!
Fuku-san: Your sugar what?
Ryo-san: Ine-san, who are you in there with?

::There was a short pause::

Ine-san: Your uncle...
Ryo-san: MY UNCLE?!
Ine-san: Y-Yeah... y-y-your uncle! He's teaching me how to d-dance! Now go back to bed sweaties!

::Ryo barges into the room::

Ryo-san: I don't believe that one- INE-SAN!!!!!!

::Goro lays in the bed, smoking a cigarette and having a smirk on his face::

Goro: How's it groovin' bro!

::Ine-san's wrinkly, inflated breasts are exposed::
::She throws the sheets over her breasts::

Ine-san: Now look what you did!!!!!!!!!

::Ine-san crys::

Ryo-san: Oh my fucking God! I did not just see you and Goro in bed together and... Ine-san! Did you just have your shirt off?!?!
Fuku-san: Goro! I thought we were together!
Ryo-san: WHAT?!?!
Goro: I was desperate tonight and you were going with that brawny Toeit-san dude anyways Fuku-san!
Fuku-san:(Looking like he was about to cry) But I still had feelings for you!!

::Fuku crys::

Goro: Oh no! Now your gonna make me cry!

::Goro begins to cry::

Ryo-san: OH MY GOD!!!!

::Ryo turns red::
::He holds his ears::
::Everyone crys around him::

Ryo-san: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Next Day"

::Ine-san pulls out a bagfull of hundred dollar bills::

Ryo-san: So how long had you been doing this prositution?
Ine-san: About a week now. Are you mad at me?
Ryo-san: How much have you made so far?
Ine-san: About two thousand dollars! Now we can at least afford food!
Ryo-san: I guess...
Ine-san: Oh but don't be mad Ryo, just cause im a prostitute doesn't mean I can't bring my prostitute friends home to meet ya!
Ryo-san:(Turning happy) WHAT?!?!

::About ten, sexy blonde girls walk into the room::

Girls: Is this Ryo?
Ine-san: Hell yes! Have fun girls!

::The girls take Ryo into the other room::

Ryo-san: Thanks Ine-san!