Episode 9: S.I. 2
"Hazuki Residence"
::A knock was heard on the door::
::Ine-san answered::
Man: Hello, are you Ine-san?
Ine-san: Yes I am. Who's
this?
::The man hands Ine-san an envelope::
Ine-san: RYO-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ryo's Bedroom"
::Ryo falls to the floor, covering his hand::
Ryo-san:(Stupidly and tiredly) We're under attack!
::Ine-san barges into the room::
Ine-san: Ryo! Quit making love with the floor and look at this!
::Ryo snatches the envelope and reads it::
Ine-san: YOU QUIT YOUR JOB AND
DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!? NOW WE'RE IN DEBT!!!
Ryo-san: Why the fuck do
I have to tell you everything Ine-san? Goddamn, I swear im like two
seconds from moving out of this house!
Ine-san: And how do you
expect to accomplish that without a job?! Ya know Ryo, right when I
thought you were gaining responsibility you-
Ryo-san: I dont
wanna hear it! Leave me the fuck alone!
::Fuku walks in::
Fuku-san: What's with the gloomy faces?
Ine-san and
Ryo-san: SHUT UP!!!
Fuku-san: You got it.
"China Resteraunt"
::Ine-san sits down for a quick lunch::
Radio: Are you depressed from debt?
::Ine-san chokes on her food::
Radio: Do you need more comfort and relief in you life?!
Ine-san:(Whispering to herself) Yes...
Radio: DO YOU JUST WANNA GET UP, GRAB YOUR BALLS, AND SAY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE?!?
::Ine-san stands up impusively::
Ine-san: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Everyone stares at Ine-san::
Ine-san:(Blushing) Sorry.
Radio:... then all you gotta do is call: 1-800-I LUV PROSTITUTION. That's 1-800- I LUV PROSTITUTION for a easy, wet, sensational prostitution job.
::Ine-san thinks::
::Ine-san gets a mischievious smile on
her face::
"One Week Later"
"At
Night"
::Ryo tosses and turns in his bed, thinking about the debt::
Ryo-san: I can't go to sleep... we're gonna lose are house, our life, our everything.
::Suddenly
Ryo hears to front door open. a few chuckles, and a woman who sounded
like Ine-san and a voice of a man::
::Ryo stands to his feet and
puts his ear up to his door, listening in on the hallway::
Man: God you slutty ass is sooooo tight.
::Ryo hears a slap::
::Ryo trys not to chuckle::
Ine-san: Oh God im horny... (Squeal)
::Ryo cringes::
::He heard Ine-san's bedroom
door shut::
::He slowly opens his door and tip toes down the
hallway towards her room::
Fuku-san:(Whisper from down the
hallway) Ryo-san...
Ryo-san:(Whisper) Fuku-san! Go away!
Fuku-san: So you hear it too... Ine-san's gonna get her freak on
tonight!
Ryo-san: Not if she hears us. Go away.
Fuku-san: No.
Im just as curious as you are. Let's see who it is dude.
Ryo-san:
Ok, but you gotta promise me that you'll keep quiet.
Fuku-san:
Cross my heart, and hope to be gay.
::Ryo rolls his eyes and
continues::
::Ryo and Fuku convene outside of Ine-sans door::
::They hear a few words inside and hitting against the wall::
Man: Your such a bad, old girl.
Ine-san: Oh God im sooooo
hott for you tonight!
::Fuku chuckles loudly, trying to hold
it in silently::
::Ryo steps on Fuku's toe::
Fuku-san:(Whisper)
Owch!
Ryo-san:(Frantic whisper) Keep quiet dumbass!
::Ryo
and Fuku held their ears up to the door like spying hawks::
::Suddenly loud music is turned on in Ine-san's room::
Fuku-san: I think we should go in there and see who the
mysterious man is.
Ryo-san: It's probably some lonely eighty year
old man that goes on those lesbian chatrooms at night to get off.
Cause thats the only way a wrinkly, dried up pruny ass like Ine-san
is gonna get a man.
Fuku-san: Hey bitch! That's my mom your
talking about!
Ryo-san: Dude, Fuku-san, calm down.
Fuku-san:
MY MOMS NOT A PRUNY DRIED UP BITCH U FUCKER!!!
::Fuku attacks Ryo::
Ryo-san:(Laughing) HELP! RAPE! I HAVE A FAG TRYING TO
MOLEST ME!
Fuku-san: Im gonna kill your ass!
::The music turns off::
Ine-san: Who's out there?!
::Ryo and Fuku stop, having each others fists locked around their knecks::
Fuku-san: Ummm... nowone...
Ryo-san: Like she's gonna
believe that! It's us Ine-san!
Ine-san: Go back to bed my sugar
pies!
Fuku-san: Your sugar what?
Ryo-san: Ine-san, who are
you in there with?
::There was a short pause::
Ine-san:
Your uncle...
Ryo-san: MY UNCLE?!
Ine-san: Y-Yeah... y-y-your
uncle! He's teaching me how to d-dance! Now go back to bed sweaties!
::Ryo barges into the room::
Ryo-san: I don't believe that one- INE-SAN!!!!!!
::Goro lays in the bed, smoking a cigarette and having a smirk on his face::
Goro: How's it groovin' bro!
::Ine-san's wrinkly, inflated breasts are
exposed::
::She throws the sheets over her breasts::
Ine-san: Now look what you did!!!!!!!!!
::Ine-san crys::
Ryo-san:
Oh my fucking God! I did not just see you and Goro in bed together
and... Ine-san! Did you just have your shirt off?!?!
Fuku-san:
Goro! I thought we were together!
Ryo-san: WHAT?!?!
Goro: I
was desperate tonight and you were going with that brawny Toeit-san
dude anyways Fuku-san!
Fuku-san:(Looking like he was about to
cry) But I still had feelings for you!!
::Fuku crys::
Goro: Oh no! Now your gonna make me cry!
::Goro begins to cry::
Ryo-san: OH MY GOD!!!!
::Ryo turns red::
::He
holds his ears::
::Everyone crys around him::
Ryo-san: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Next Day"
::Ine-san pulls out a bagfull of hundred dollar bills::
Ryo-san: So how long had you been doing this
prositution?
Ine-san: About a week now. Are you mad at me?
Ryo-san: How much have you made so far?
Ine-san: About two
thousand dollars! Now we can at least afford food!
Ryo-san: I
guess...
Ine-san: Oh but don't be mad Ryo, just cause im a
prostitute doesn't mean I can't bring my prostitute friends home to
meet ya!
Ryo-san:(Turning happy) WHAT?!?!
::About ten, sexy blonde girls walk into the room::
Girls: Is this Ryo?
Ine-san: Hell yes! Have fun girls!
::The girls take Ryo into the other room::
Ryo-san: Thanks Ine-san!
