Me: Yep, I have another chapter, finally. I have had no inspiration for the longest time and I still have no inspiration but I'll try to give you another chapter. So, sorry if it sucks.
Naruto: You haven't talked to me as much recently!
Me: I'm sorry Naru-chan I don't get too many chances to talk to you. I miss you too. Maybe I'll try harder to keep in touch if you say the disclaimer.
Naruto: Fine, Canada-chan owns nothing...literally nothing.
Me: Yep! ^-^ Wait, that's not a good thing is it? -_-' Oh well, I hope you like this chapter!
***Still at Home, We Almost Never Leave This Place***
I quickly grabbed the still lit cigarette from my little brother and threw it out the window. "No," I ordered him. Naruto looked sadly out at his cigarette before shrugging and getting over it. The avid go fish players realized they were almost out of cards and were about to add another deck into their game when they realized there were no more decks. They had used every single deck in the house already so their only solution was to go buy more.
However, they realized that they had no money and only one of them actually knew how to use it and on top of that they had no idea where the store even was! Thus the only solution was to go ask Jay, Cindy, and I to go buy them some more cards.
I had been in the middle of getting lunch when they approached us with the intention of getting new cards. "We need to go shopping," Fang bluntly stated.
We stared at him for a few moments before Jay asked, "Whyyy?"
"We seem to have used every single card in the house for our game but we need more," was Sesshomarus response.
"Well, we are running out of food so I guess we can go shopping. How about we go right after lunch?" I questioned the avid go-fishers.
"That shall work," Itachi spoke for the small group.
"Good," I smiled, "Now who's hungry for sandwiches and ramen noodles?"
***AFTER LUNCH***
***AT WALMART(We finally left the house!)***
As soon as we stepped foot in the store Cindy ran off shouting about food and how much she loves Walmart.
"Okay then," I said awkwardly, "Jay you can go make sure that Cindy's not eating food we haven't bought or random people that she mistakes for candy people." Jay laughed a bit and took off in the direction Cindy went. I turned to the go-fishers, "I trust that you can find the cards for yourselves? Only buy five packs at most, alright?" With that I went off to find food that we actually knew how to prepare.
After I picked out the food I decided to look around the rest of the store because I knew we would be stuck their for a while because of Cindys obsession with Walmart. I made my way to the video games and looked at what was there. When I didn't see what I wanted I turned to find a store worker person who could help me find it. What I found wasn't such a person, it was Sesshomaru.
"What are you looking for?" he asked monotonously.
"A video game called Bully, but I don't see it." I replied happily.
"Maybe they don't have it," he said in return.
"But, doesn't Walmart have everything?" I asked with sparkles in my eyes.
Sesshomaru smirked on the inside and said, "No," watching with hidden amusement as the sparkles left my eyes leaving behind blank shock and heartbreak.
"NOOO!" I screamed in anguish, "I WANT THAT GAAAME!"
Sesshomaru, a little creeped out by my outburst, said, "There's always other stores."
Cindy popped up from behind Sesshomaru with tears in her eyes, "But they're not Walmart!" she whined.
"Walmart is the best!" Jay added.
Suddenly our little cry fest was interrupted by crashes and screams coming from the other side of the store. Cindy popped up excitedly, "Whatwasthat!Let'sgocheckitout!" Before she even fully got her words out she had grabbed Jay and I and run off in the direction of the noise.
Once we got there she stopped dead with disappointment forcing Jay and I to ram into her back which made Cindy fall over which ended up with us in a heap on the floor. "Why did you stop!" Jay and I screamed at Cindy who just pointed at the cause of the ruckus.
"It's them," she said unhappiness clear in her voice.
We followed the direction of her finger with our eyes to understand what was wrong and what we saw was...surprising to say the least. At the center of the storm on chaos was Luffy from One Piece laughing. Most of the mess came from Zoro and Sanjis fight and since no one seemed to care to want to stop them it seemed as though the fight might have gone on for a very long time, at least until Jay got involved.
"No fighting!" she shouted at them angrily and loud enough for them to stop what they were doing in shock. The whole crew turned and stared at the little girl who seemed to not care that she was yelling at two men who could easily crush her if they wanted to, not that ever would. The most immediate reaction was from Sanji who went into pretty-female-nearby-mode.
"My apologies Miss. One as lovely as you should never be forced to see such a barbaric eyesore," Sanji swooned.
"I just don't want you to fight, what if one of you got hurt?" Jay questioned.
"Well Chopper can always fix us back up," Sanji said, trying to ease the worries from the female strangers mind.
"That's no excuse. What were you fighting about anyway?"
"Um...I think it had something to do with what juice to buy,"
"Seriously? And juice is worth starting a fist fight?"
"I guess not, but he insulted my cooking skills!" Sanji exclaimed pointing at Zoro.
"Only after you called me marimo," Zoro defended himself.
"Alright, never mind. Forget I asked," Jay said while nursing a quickly growing headache.
"Wait," I suddenly said as the whole crew began to turn back to what they had been doing.
"Yes?" asked Robin.
"Erm, I was wondering if Zoro and Sanji wouldn't mind to much to teach me some self defense sort of moves. Like if Zoro would train me in the way of the sword and Sanji could teach me his unique style of fighting and then from there I can combine the two styles in a way to make my own style. If that's alright with you of course," I finished lamely looking at the two men with hope.
"Huh, sure I can teach you how to use a katana. But you'll need to get your own as well as your own, bokken. Think you can handle that?" Zoro answered my plea.
"How could I not help a lovely maiden in distress, pleading for my assistance?" Sanji responded.
"Uh, does that mean yes?" I asked confused.
"Of course I'll train you," Sanji said.
"Yay!" I squealed, "I have two senseis now!"
"But, I'm the better one," was Zoros immediate reply.
"Ha, you wish," scoffed Sanji.
"At least she won't have to worry about me hitting on her as you're bound to do," Zoro stated confidently.
"I wouldn't do that," Sanji said while looking off the side awkwardly, "Well, not too much."
"See?" Zoro smirked smugly.
"Shaddup," Sanji angrily shouted.
"Make me," Zoro replied to which Sanjis response was to punch Zoro in the face sending the whole situation down the metaphorical drain. Cindy delved into the fight, dragging me with her, when an object, upset by the quickly growing fight, hit her head.
Luffy joined the fight saying, "That looks like fun!"
Ussop tried to hide behind Franky but unfortunately for him Franky also decided to join the fight depriving Ussop of his shield. This forced Ussop to look for another hiding spot. He chose to hide behind Jay who was looking at the large fight with disproval. Then, just as the brawl reached its climax, Sesshomaru, Itachi, Fang, and Kakashi appeared and also looked with disapproval at the fight. Sesshomaru only waited a moment before pulling Cindy and I out of the tangle of people, surprising enough people to pause the fight.
"We need to buy the food and cards. Then we leave and can continue our game of go-fish. This can be done with or without you. But since only Fang seems to understand your currency I would find it preferable if you would come, willingly," Sesshomaru monologued with Kakashi smiling in the background, Itachi blank-faced, and Fang slightly glaring, irritated because he had to wait so long just to buy some measly cards.
"Oh, oh yeah. I completely forgot about that, heh heh. My bad," I shrugged sheepishly.
"Well then, lets go!" Cindy called back since she was already racing towards the cash register.
"We ought to catch up with her," Jay said starting to run after Cindy.
I shrugged and after grabbing the overflowing cart, I quickly followed them. The go-fish quartet came after us at a much slower pace. When we all disappeared from view of the slightly bewildered Strawhats Luffy looked at his crew and announced his new decision, "I want those guys to join my crew!"
The statement made the crew groan in unison, "Not again!"
***At Home***
"So are you guys happy now that you have your cards?" Asked Jay
"Mmn," was the noncommittal answer from the group, already absorbed in their game again.
"Well then," Jay huffed before turning away, "See if I get you cards next time you need more."
The group sighed in unison before muttering thank-you in several different manners.(Thanks, thank-you, much obliged etc.) Jay considered it for a moment before offhandedly replying, "Well, that's better I suppose..." She trailed off, not looking in slightest like she was going to continue the sentence before starting up again once the guys began to continue their game, "But I know you could do better."
They stared at her for a moment before going back to their game, ignoring anything else the vertically challenged girl may threaten them with forcing her to march off in order to find her boyfriend and vent about how no one listened to her. Something Naruto tried not to mind to much because every time he "listened" to her he was heavily "rewarded."
***Scene Change to Outside Living Room Window***
***?'s Thoughts***
They think they can just get rid of me and that will be the end of it? Ha! Think again assholes! I'll be back and when I am you'll regret doing this to me! MWAHAHAHA!
Me: Okayy! Done!
Naruto: Finally! When did you start this?
Me: *pouts* Shut up! Anyway since school is nearing it's end I'll bet you'll be expecting slightly more regular updates huh? Well, no. In fact you probably won't get another chapter until school starts up again next year, sorry. Oh, and I'm thinking about changing the placing of the story from Naruto/Maximum Ride because well, to be honest Fang isn't too much involved in the story so I should probably stick the story in a much more fitting category. If you have any suggestions please tell me! ^-^
Naruto: Well then bye everybody! Have a great Summer!
Me: Ditto! I already have a couple ideas for the next chapter so I'll probably write it over the summer and just post it once school starts and you probably don't care so I should shut up now.
Nauto: You think?
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