Chapter 9 BIG THE CAT

The host tried to call Sonic back but he ignored her. Finally she gave up and sighed. "All well," she said. "That just means we can move on to our next guest." She smiled at the crowd and said. "Everyone please welcome Big the cat!"

Big, the fat cat, came stumbling into the room shouting. "Froggy! Where are you?!"

"Oh Big!" the host called, waving to him. "You're here! Please have a seat!"

"I can't!" he called to her, looking under things. "I have to find Froggy."

"Sit down and I'll tell you where Froggy is!" the host said folding her arms and looking impatient.

He looked up at her. "You will?" he asked.

The host nodded. "Yes," she said. "Now please sit down."

"Okay." Big walked over to the couch and sat down in it. The couches supports groaned under his weight then broke. "Oops." he said his cheek turning red. "I made a boo boo."

"A boo boo?" the host snickered. "How old are you? Five?"

"No," Big said scratching her head. "I think I'm eighteen but I can't be too sure." he noticed candies on the table between them. "Oooo candy corn! Let me help you to finish it!"

Before the host could protest he grabbed the candy corn and stuffed it in his mouth.

"Uh... by all means help yourself..." the host said nervously, afraid he might shovel her in next.

"Thanks I will," he said shoveling more into his mouth.

"So uh Big," the host said watching the fat cat stuff his face. "Caught any good fish lately?" Big's eating habits have caused the hosts's mind to go blank.

"Oh it's fine," he said stuffing his pie hole. "I caught a big trout the other day."

"A big trout?" the host asked. "How big?"

"I think it weighted a ton," he said scratching his head. "It sure had pointy teeth."

"Pointy teeth?" the host asked. "THAT WASN'T A TROUT! IT WAS A SHARK!"

"Whatever it was it was delicious." Big said smiling and stuffing more into his mouth.

"No wonder you're so fat," she observed.

"Who called me fat?" Big asked.

"I did," the host said annoyed. "You're a big fat hog!"

"I AM NOT!" Big wailed eating more candy corn. "I'm just big boned."

"STOP EATING MY CANDY CORN!" the host yelled, picking up her medevil ax and swinging it at him. "You are eating all the time! You're always eating and you're stupid!"

"Stupid?"

"Yeah STUPID! A big fat dense!"

"You shouldn't talk mean like that," Big said. "It could hurt someone's feelings."

"I don't care about feelings when it's the truth!" the host said. "Big boned is just another name for fat!"

"It is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!" Big wailed bursting into tears and running out of the room. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! I hate you!"

When he was gone the host blinked then said. "And I was about to give him Froggy too." she shrugged. "All well. I guess I could just cook the little sucker."

A/N

Big IS stupid.