while mr. oda was having his interesting convo with mythicle and fictionle fellos ( and one lady ) mitsuko souma had founded one of her own... it was... patrick bateman?! patrick likeded her because she was a hardbodoy but awlso was wondering about what he brainz would taste like maybe... "hi" they said to each other "i read ur book" said mitsuko lying... she had seen the movie.

"but i didnt no that u were real so whats up..." asked the lethal girl.

"nm u" asked bateman. "j/k something srs going on... lisen up ok becuz im having dinner wit jean tonight." jean was in love with her and mitsuko knew this from the movie and she laso knew that he wud NOT kill her ( or luis either ) and that was good for her but mitsuooko thought she was a bit coolier cuz she totally wud have.

"k whats the prob bob" mitsuko responded sounding cool and tryin to impress bateman. he was dressed nice wearion a ralph lauren suit with and was drinkin j&b and lookin pretty sauve and mitsooko new she had a little crush awn him... teehee ( don't worry not shopping them GOSH... hes too older for her she just has a CURHS ohk? : | ) but anyway now she was lsitening.

"kkkkk, so... i've been sent here to tell you something importnt about WHY exactly ur back..." Mitsooko knew why tho... mr death brininger said becuz two ppl lived? "uhhh... because the cuntinuem ripped up and nao until u finded the true tearz of da milipeede u will kep re[peatn thie plase."

mitsuko paused feeling rage a lil. "uh so... ur telling me... that... all this work i've done is for nothin?! i'll just have to do it again... HAHAHA. HAHAHA. NO WAY HOSE." she was mad.

"clam down ok..." says the man called bateman dressed sharp. "lissen. u just gotta find da miliped and get it to cry, its on dis ilsand... thin it wunt be for nothin."

"... i guess that is not to nhard." syas souma. "i'm the onkly 1 u told tho rigt?"

"UH well... yeah..." he was havin one of his anxiety attakcs so he took a xanax. "well." he looked better. "yeah only i tell u and no one else... but other people r telling every1 so ud better hurry."

mitsuko aimjed her gun and shot at him utterly mad but it dint do nthing cuz he was just a fictionle charcter. "wlel I just don't know then..."

"be quixk u can do it..." says bateman. ".. but 1 more thing. sumbudy isle is trying to find it. a doktor scientist."

"screams" mitsuko screamed.